Why aren't you big Sup Forums?

why aren't you big Sup Forums?
why are you a fucking dicklet?

I'm a big guy

>tfw your dick is only 7.9 inches long
>tfw you tell everyone your dick is 8 inches long you are really lying

>big
>posts microdick

Ok

What are you talking about? Why do you think people here spend so much time with movies? No girl can handle their massive cocks, that's why Sup Forums users have the biggest dicks. everyone knows this.

I'm a solid 7 with proportional girth. I'm perfectly confident and have never had any complaints.

whoa me too guys
I'm also noticeably above average in the penile department
what are the odds?

>Tfw being 5.5 inch dicklet as a 6'3 male
it looks so disproportionate

>mfw the dicklets reply
like clockwork

>tfw 7 inches as 5'8 manlet
kek

delete this

choose one

5'7'' tall with a 9 inch long dick
or
6'1'' tall with a 5.5 inch average dick

anyone who uses the term "dicklet" unironically has a micropenis
FACT

dicklet here, pls bully me

im 6'1" and have a 7 inch dick

happy with that

The height one, no decent looking chick is even going to give you a chance if you're a manlet unless you're filthy rich.

I hate big dick!! It hurts my insides.

well than that isn't a fact then, because my dick is 7.9 inches exactly

t. has an actual average sub 8 inch dick

>Tfw 6'4 and 4 inch dick

being 6'1" is infinitely better than being 5'7" with a big dick.

Being a manlet is right above being morbidly obese

Right with you buddy. About 5.5 to 6 depending and 6'4". Not small, and I can gag bitches on it, but proportionally is odd.

F

tfw 3ft but 9in cock. All my midget girlfriends get split in two and I have to spend half my fortune paying for funerals SUCKS

>Dick is literally 1/4th of your height
I admire you and the life you live

>5'2
>6 inches

...

Thick six master race

>browsing Sup Forums for Baneposts
>see a fucking dick

Jesus Christ this board has literally no mods, does it?

>>browsing Sup Forums for Baneposts
what's the issue? you weren't doing anything with your life anyway

kek the only thing worse than having a micropenis is being cut

I'm not complaining, I laughed.

This.

thought I was on /r9k/ for a minute

this

have the robots finally turned to the dick as a result of their prolonged involuntary celibacy?

Why do we even care about dick size so much?

The Jews have perverted our minds.

7'4" here and my dick is a full 13 inches.

Post pics in-case I wanna suck it

This

wtf this isn't bbc?

This.

>mfw big dick and uncut
I lucked out as an american

I really wish I could browse Sup Forums without seeing dicks on the catalogue

Are you me

...

>all this insecurity

just be happy with who you are friends, you only live once gotta play with the hand your dealt

>having a small dick when jelquing is a thing

theres no reason to have a small dick in twenty seventeen

I have a friend with a 2 inch micro penis, fully erect. It also has a wart/lump on the side. He's got boy-band good looks and pulls tons of 10/10 fanny, yet I don't envy him one bit. Dread to think what he goes through in the sex department.

I'll stick with my 6" normal dick tvm

Homophobic piece of shit.

low t detected

what the fuck is jelquing

I've yet to see any compelling evidence that jelqing works.

Not one person on the internet seems to have monitored and cataloged their progress with photos.

a technique that doesn't work and ruins your ability to get an erection when old

> mfw:
> 5'6"
> 4 inch erect penis

What did God mean by this? Like, dude, if you don't give me the height then you need to at least give me an 8-incher WTFFFFF

Are you me?

Are you me?

Are you me?

Great Jobs Mods

>mfw 6"2 and a 7.4 incher
so how do i grow my dick to 9 inches

>tfw mods have a gf

mods are posting in this thread

Are you me?

Me are you

You are me

>6 foot tall
>3 inch dick hard
>never touched a girl in my life

You am I

Fug!

You are not alone

Me are you

me is you?

just tell them you're an idea man

Penises won't be needed after the year 2046.

KINO