What is he doing right now?

What is he doing right now?

I can tell you what he's not doing

Thinking about all the different consistencies of poop

perfecting his magnum opus

fapping to the porn he writes for himself while sucking down frozen pizza

I will never understand why people latched onto the shit he wrties. His style is a headache to read and entire stories are just excuses for him to write about his fetishes.

It's just porn with a story made by a blathering fat fuck.

is this man the greatest shitposter of our time?

Dying

masturbating to black and white playboy mags in front of his DOS machine running Wordstar 4.0

no kleenex

His taxes

Jerking off to scat written fiction and not writing his book.

>scat written fiction
p-pynchon?

floppy horse wieners

Probably gasping for air right now. Just barely clinging to life. The hamburgers and lard finally caught up to the old, fat bastard

What I'd be doing if I was him, wanking into Sophie Turner's hair.

Suffering the last few labored beats of his obese heart.

Getting ready to start a diet

Contemplating if he hasn't showered since Thursday or Friday

Trying to find a way to combine his scat fetish with taxes.

He writes decent characters from time to time but overall ASOIAF is little more than him ripping off history while injecting pretentious cynicism and saying "nuh uh, knights and dragons wouldn't work in a realistic world. Realistic worlds are filled with death and EDGE." like it's some grand new thesis

Eating donuts between viewing sessions of cuckold porn.

Winds of winter cancelled

does he have diabetes? he looks like a diabeetused fuck.

Do any of you guys actually believe there will be another book?
I would honestly eat my fucking shorts, I bet he hasn't written a new chapter in years. Honestly I doubht there is much more to WoW than what has already been released.


what a fucking hack

>ripping off history

Trying to pick up women at a book signing or someshit

>Someone married this
disgusting

overflowing his chamberpot

trying to find ways to pick up women.

> i wrote game of thrones bitch, please suck my old,fat cock