/brit/

A FUCK NIGGER

Wee bum morning

love arse sex (with lads)

I want to suck a fart out of Emma Watson's anus.

>soo user why did you bring me out into the middle of these woods?

Literally have been fasting for 3 days now. What should I munch on tomorrow?

Lads, I might be going to my first party with work colleagues next week. People are going into town direct from work. Not sure how to work this. Would it be odd if I wore my coat on a night out? I am obviously can't take my messenger bag but surely I need a coat to stay warm and dry? Obviously a heavy winter coat is out of the question, but perhaps a light jacket? I don't really have anything that stylish and yes I realise I would probably have to keep it unzipped.

How the fuck am I supposed to carry all my stuff if I can't wear a coat? Keys, money and phone are essentials which I suppose is doable but I would have to ditch the wallet which leaves my card vulnerable to snapping/falling out if I'm not careful. I normally carry other items but I suppose I'll have to do without. Don't know how I'd cope without a power bank and I'm in the habit of always wearing earphones.

Such hassle. I suppose it's easier for those who can drive into work and therefore not have to worry too much about keeping warm on the way in and they can use their car as storage etc. I think some people are booking hotels which also simplifies things.

Any advice?

greggs steak bake

Grilled cheese

>to show you the greatest wood of them all

my fist
*bam*

why are british posters the biggest crybabies on the board?
all you do is complain and whenever somebody disagrees with you, you start making passive aggresive remarks like a woman and pretend like you won your little argument even if you got btfo'd

no wonder nobody on this board likes you cunts

R8 the mass effect character

Looks tasty
>less than 9000 calories
It's like you havent seen my flag
Say that shit up close and see what happens. Bitch ass

Big dumb ape. He has hands for feet. Sit in the jungle and peel a banana.

>freckles

more like mutt effect

>Bitch Ass

this bitch has the easiest life in the world

would you eat this?

>Say that shit up close and see what happens. Bitch ass

Australians are attention seeking twats

stop using that word

Enjoyable little adventure of a post I liked that one

I'd wear the coat if it's the most comfortable option, and wouldn't advise caring that much about it

If hungry enough, yes. Though Why does everything look so fucking soggy?

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well she wants to be comfortable does she?

well we'll see about that

But how do people normal approach this?

Even in general day to day life I don't understand how people can walk around with so few pockets for storage.

wtf is the white stuff on the chips

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we act naturally and people are drawn to our excellent personalities

What fuckin storage
Wallet goes in one pocket phone goes in the other. not hard

>Phone
>Wallet
>Keys

Literally what else do you need and they will fit in trouser pockets

Semen.

Feel sorry for all these normie schmucks I know getting married, lmao. SAD

I haven't eaten for 3 days so i wouldn't even dare be picky about all the things you've posted so far

SUPREME PERSONAL EFFECT ORGANIZATION

>left pocket
Phone
>Right pocket
Wallet and Keys

Anything else is for homos

go make mommy a gweat big dwink

>>left pocket
>Phone
if youre left handed

other way around gay boy who uses their phone in their left hand

Why isn't Great Britain just called England?

Dental plan!
>Lisa needs braces

I GOT A FUCKING AUDI THAT BITCH ALL WHITE
PULL UP ON YOUR BITCH BET SHE GON LIKE

Because Scotland and Wales aren't a part of England you knob.

Always have my wallet in my right butt pocket because I hate it sticking out the front of my pants. Put my phone on my side and it's held onto by my belt/pants

Laughably idiotic post, sort yourself out

I just like to carry some other bits and pieces. I dunno, lads.

>my wallet in my right butt pocket

Only women do this shit. Never seen any man anywhere place his phone in the rear pockets

Glory for the Portuguese!

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anyone want to start a business together

Certified gays, with being the standout nonce of the bunch.

Funi kot

>wallet in my right butt pocket
not too secure

Anime nonce.

yee it is, I don't wear jeans, so I just button it up.

Why don't the English just conquer Wales and Scotland already? I feel like the Great Britain name was just out of courtesy

You Americans have never lived around pickpockets which is why you can do that with total piece of mind. As an immigrant from a pickpocket filled shithole, my back pocket would be one of the last places i'd put my cellphone

Wales is practically England.

>chips

I put my phone and wallet in my trenchcoat

feel sick

Imagine living in Wales

I put my phone in me bum.

>peace*

the insects

My ex put her phone in her bra

finally, some piece and quite

me too, trying to poo atm and see what happens. I'm feeling hopeful

think ive found the girl of my dreams

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>tfw never been to London
Only been to Manchester, Liverpool, Sheffield, Bath and Glasgow

I met a girl from northern ireland and asked her about the ira and she flipped out saying they don't represent the general public. i fucked up because she was hot

stop it martha

STOP IT MARTHA

>Irish
>hot

I remember joking in school to this Northern Irish lad that his dad was IRA and he threatened to beat the shit out of me

why are Ulsterbabies so sensitive?

grugs long lost brother

thog dont care

northern direish are all touchy easily triggered no craic bastards

Crackling with sexual energy atm

... brother?

portugal a cute

woah...

is this the pinnacle of 21st century poetry?

wahey wahey another day of wishing i was dead

g-grug?

this was back in college. we went on a roadtrip to florida for a spring break trip. we all had to burn a CD with our favorite songs on it for the trip (5 of us in the car). she blasted straight irish folk music the whole way down. couldn't tell if she was projecting or was genuinely that way. she said she did irish dance back home. last name was potter too. her boyfriend was from london and came to visit once. the first thing we did the moment he arrived was go to wal mart and taco bell by his request. college was crazy

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>We're getting another IKEA
>50,278 square-meters
>on three stories

Love womyn

stop avatarfagging you bent tranny fucking pedo cunt

is this loss

What do you think her farts smell like?

Pham. Stop.

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What do you think avatar fagging means?

do thais eat a lot of rice?

dance, puppets

painting yourself blue and then patronizing gay clubs

>commute an hour and a half to work by car
the modern world was a mistake