Sir, we understand your frustration, but we have simply run out of crab legs and butter...

>Sir, we understand your frustration, but we have simply run out of crab legs and butter. For this inconvenience i will give you a gift card worth $20 and a free pass to the kino-hammock.

What would you say?

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this a fucking stupid meme

Thanks Robert, You've always got my back man.

thank you sir with this gift card i would like to purchase crab legs and butter i will be in my hammock

>tfw Robert finds your piss bottle under your seat.

$50. And I get to skip penis inspection for the next 6 months months.

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Don't push it kid. You're looking at a one-way trip to the Popcorn mines.

dude the fucking hammock? This is the best damn day of my life. Thanks Robert.

is he gay?

Thanks, Rob. You'll always be /my guy/

That's okay Robert. Use them on yourself and invite my wife!

I would just start punching him in the head until he died. At least on death row I can get crab legs and butter.

I'll have you know I'm a lvl. 80 agekin thank you very much, boy!

>Excuse me sir, please exit our cinema please. Threats are not taken kindly here.

Robert, did you put that jacket on specifically to seem more intimidating?

What jacket?

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W-where'd he go?

>immediately dial theatre legal defense services
>press 1 for english
>press 7 for seafood-related concerns
>press 1 for crab legs-related concerns
>press 2 for crab legs availability-related concerns
>press 5 for crab legs availability-related violence
In 27 minutes (estimated), Robert, you'll be dealing with the law.

He's fast!

FUCK YOU, I GOT CRABS PINCHING MY ASS IN THE SHOWER AND HERE YOU ARE SAYING YOU'RE OUT OF CRAB LEGS

FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT AND GET ME MY CRAB LEGS YOU CUNT

>being black
for what purpose?

Ah yes....the cinema...the bright lights, the action, the wafting scent of the butter-flavored hydrogenated oils, the pinball corner...the dance dance revolution nook...the hedge maze...the samovars...the gargoyle statues...the strobe lights...the armed guards...the retina scanners...the snake pits, ahh the boyhood memories of the snake pits...the circus yeller hustling men and women of all ages into the freak show hall where the most grotesque products of popcorn slave inbreeding are put on display for all to see...truly the cinema is a wonderful place

Thank you, my main man.

Can I smell Lane's hair instead?

I would say

>I thought you were fuckin dead bro. I went to your goddamn funeral

Who do you wanna catch a bunch of Robberts or the Son of a Bitch that killed Harvey Dent?

Throw in a few free refills for falcon chow and you gotta deal

The chick on the left looks Finnish. Got them chinky eyes.

The movie theater memes are the worst, most forced memes to ever hit this board.

For you

Do you feel in charge?

>he doesn't like the meme with a GOAT OC
soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

Last week I found a water bottle under my car seat and it was a dark brown (looked like coca cola). Forgot I pissed in a bottle when I got drunk and slept in the car last august

Go to bed Matt

M-MASAKA!

Dude stop I told you not to do that, get on Skype

You hoping?

Yes I am a homosexual

Is the gift card redeemable at the CuckWheel?

Only if we can watch the Bane porno

This theater has went to shit! Two weeks ago, not letting me get litty and pissy when I watched Baywatch! Now this!

Go fuck yourself Toby. Get me a manager nigger.

Did you drink it?

Maybe reddit is more your speed

BOO!

Meme, nice and hot!

See

quality post

Nah m8, Reddit are the faggots that push the absurdists memes like "hurr falcons" "hurr showers".

This shit was funnier when it was making up stories about exaggerated but believable scenarios of autism/racism/sociopathy at the movie theaters.

>proving yourself a redditor with the spacing

Come on, man.

N-NANI?!

(it can't be!)

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user! Who are you replying to on your phone? Grab your popcorn, haha.

>Ahh welcome sir, you must be here for Singles night! For one night only, the stinkiest neckbeards from coast to coast are welcome to ruin our establishment, and I can see you're well prepared in the physicality department!

I-is that a fidget spinner?

I explained it friend, I enjoyed these threads up until retards started forcing unfunny shit like falcons and showers.

>parsing your post is reddit

But those were there from the beginning, user.

Getting dubs is reddit too, kiddo. Heh...

woooow I fucked up my greentexting i'm out

Wh-why are you wearing a helmet, Robert?

>did you put that jacket on specifically to seem more intimidating?
That reminds me of a boss I had, he'd wear pumps to look taller

>They let a single in THIS theater?!

How would you respond?

By casually revealing that I am the shooter for the night and making them my first targets

BRAAAAAP
>Whoops sorry bro I think I've got a bit of gas here
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>Woops! Oh my must have been that burrito h-heh
BRAPAPAAAAAAAP
>Oh bro help me!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>OH SHIT BRO
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>BRO I CAN'T STOP IT
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAPPPP
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
brap
>Haha what smells, bro?

>parsing your post
>when it's literally two lines long
If you ever open a book, you will find that they have entire pages of text without this retarded parsing and they're still perfectly readable.
Stop skipping lines for no reason it makes it very annoying to read posts.

>Yes, I told you to stop making out loudly *looks over that man in an intimidating manner* Now shut the fuck. Up Or. Get. The. Fuck. Out, friendo

Kindly get your popcorn and get the fuck out, sir.

I suck them into my fat rolls

Quick, get this user into the gas chambers! We can put him to use!

>tfw dying horribly in the popcorn mines due to butterlung

We just ran out of Zyklon BRAP. Luckily this man arrived