IZombie

WHY CAN'T HE STOP SUFFERING

He suffers so we don't have to

Why does Liv act like a slut this season? She just can't control herself. She even made out with hallucination of her dead ex.

Ratings are down, they need to try to get viewers back

>Liv gets blacked and (un)blacked
>yihad against zombies going full scale
>filmore graves doing shady black ops
This season is actually going strong, wish it had more Blaine tho.

good, what happens when you off best grill

>no italian escape with former zombie hooker qt

feels bad

He's going to fuck someone up soon.
I don't know who, I don't know how, but someone is going to suffer for Major's loss.
He already lost his dog, now he's lost the one girl who he sacrificed everything for, there is nothing left to hold him back. He needs to unshackle himself from the restraints of this world.

>punished Major

>No Dog.
>No waifu.

It's like John Wick, but with Zombies.

oy vey, it's like a zombie shoah

Room full of frat boy soldier zombies let a dude who looks like a middle aged school shooter walk into the party, chat to the only really hot girl there, and then give a speech before blowing himself up and don't all pull guns and shoot him before he can?

It's like the writers want Major to kill himself.

nah they want major to kill everyone else

like his spree from season 1

Death when? He is such a shit actor its unbelievable

he ruined VM for me and i have to just listen to the audio when he's in IZ now, don't know what Rob Thomas sees in him

he deserves it, he's too hot, no homo

Has a show ever done a better job of ruining its lead? Liv is so fucking DROPPED.

This whole season sucks. They wasted a perfect chance at the end of last season to shake things up but no were back to the same old boring shit but even more boring and with added white male hate and race mixing. Fuck the cw.

you just mad because you'll never be this swole.

Can't even blame liv

that what he gets for having such a faggy last name.

You know what?
Fuck this season.
I didn't wanna drop it when they killed off best CEO and paramilitay MILF, Vivian Stoll, but now they kill off Natalie too?
This is too much, and I won't have it, I WON'T HAVE IT!

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Why does everyone sperg out because Liv is on a slut brain? Shouldn't you be happy she's not getting with the BBC?

Season was pretty good so far, major going on a rampage because all his friends and his girl got blowed up ... meh. IF it actually goes down like that.

But seriously, what's with all the cucking in this show?
It's not even a once or twice deal, it's constantly happening.

chill Major lmao

>Peyton and Liv were an inch away from having kinky sex 2 episodes ago
>this episode Peyton constantly calling Liv hot and cute

it's happening.

Peitão is gonna fug the black police guy.

It's the CW, one quarter of the cast has to be black and everyone has to be in love triangles and cheating on each other.
Logically you're going to get a bunch of interracial cuckery.

gay relations are more sjw popular than mixed race relations these days.

how the fuck did i miss the helicopter explosion? when was that, what was the point?

Idk, it seems that the showrunners just flip a coin and then randomly kill major characters with 0 setup or foreshadowing.

This

It's funny that this is one of the tamer shows on CW in that respect.

>has godlike body
>oceans of friends
>can literally fuck any girl
>suffering

yeah sure

>you have to be happy even if you have all that
>falling for the happiness meme
nigga, wake up. there's only suffering

Spot the pattern if you can.

s1:
>becomes aware of zombies killing his social work kids
>finale: goes on rampage to 'get them all' and save Liv
>gets scratched by Liv, becomes zombie

s2:
>gets blackmailed into killing off zombies by company responsible for their being
>freezes them all instead
>becomes target of zombie mobsters
>saves girl from sex slavery
>frozen zombies, incl. girl, are kidnapped by company
>finale: goes on rampage while looking for the girl

s3:
>finds girl, gives her his dose of the cure
>takes another cure to survive even though it may cost him his memory
>another kick in the teeth; memory loss was faked by villain
>meets girl again and she's also cured; goes balls deep; invited by girl to run away with her to Italy
>girl dies in suicide bombing by redneck conspiritard about 2 hours after that
>finale: ?

At this point he might as well change his name to Sir Fucking Galahad.

This is one of the few shows that actually gets better and better as it goes on.
Most recent episode was epic.

oh shit, forgot a few...

s1:
>got shit kicked out of him repeatedly by zombie mobsters

s2:
>becomes a utopium junkie
>imprisoned by being the 'Chaos Killer'

s3:
>suffers from Chaos Killer notoriety
>loses job when no longer a zombie

Post the tanned girl.

Jesus. Stupid sexy Major

ITS NOT FAIR. FUCK THIS SHOW FUCK IT TO HELL REEEE FUCK IT WHY MUST MAJOR SUFFER SO? WHY?! FUCK EVERYTHING

I can't remember how or when was he exposed as the chaos killer and why isn't he in jail, anyone remembers? pls respond

Looking like this is the only way a guy could get away with 'abso-frickin-litely' as a reply.