LOTR

If you lived in The Lord of the Rings universe what sort of character would you be?

I'd want to be a man of Gondor living in Minas Tirith. Ideally a soldier of the guard of the city, defending all the old heritage of Numenor from the forces of darkness. Basically I'd want to be Beregond.

Literally me

A hobbit in the shire for sure, maximum comfy.

An orc menu designer

Galadriel's foot/pusy slave

An elf warrior

A law-abiding, tax-paying citizen.

old guy getting crushed by the gate in bree

Alcoholic
I mean I'm an alcoholic now but I'd probably have different clothes and stuff

hobbit life seems like the comfiest

I'd be a dwarf *rubs hands*

Rider of Rohan

>taxes in middle-earth
I've got bad news, buddy

Ditto, keked and checked..
Hahahahaha xD.
'sobs internaly'

Only answer.

An elf in Lothlorien for sure

Hobbit life would be almost as good

I would be a gondorian ranger who specialises in swordsmanship and stealth archery

, try.

First look at just ok at Mjmj+huhu okay with a little BON NOT GOD!!

Galadriel's servant so I could see her riverdance every day

I don't know why but I laughed.

based

Hobbit, could sit around, feast, drink, make merry, and pursue passions.
If I ever feel the need to adventure I could go try to find the Entwives, then become a legend amongst the old tree people.

But I'd probably end up a beta orc who's too much of a bitch to get meats and survive off of maggoty bread before throwing myself upon a Rohan lance.

Im a faggot vegan so an elf

one of the valar so I could create my own race

they would probably be aquatic

Slob asshole wizard, living in the Shire, smoking my pipe and talking shit about Gandalf.

Smaug or some other dragon

What's his endgame?

>ywn share the load with your hobbit bros while the shire gets overrun by peaceful orc immigrants who rape all the wymyn

y live?

Drunk Urikai

Probably I'd be a Pippin. Minus the gay.

I'd like to be a ranger like Aragorn and adventure around Middle-Earth. But realistically I'd probably be this guy.

>minus the gay
So Merry?

One of Ungoliant's kids.

Accountant

#MoreThanARefugee

functioning alcoholic masonry worker.
i.e same as what i am irl.

A Dwarf?

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Orc engineer.

>"Racists see a bunch of Orcs, but I see an engineer, a doctor, a philosopher, a rocket scientist a physicist and a lawyer."
Totally me

Investment banker from the eastern lands

Probably some shit eating peasant who dies of dysentery when he's 25.

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A human that sells weed to the hobbits

The love of the halfling leaf would clearly slow my mind

bottom or top

I'd be something similar to Bill Ferny.

I would be Fozzy Bear XD

Based. Still get to be human, still get to visit comfy shire and chill with the locals.

An autistic hobbit, one who is threatened on a daily basis of being kicked out of the shire and left to the mercy of the harsh cruel world beyond the safety and comfort of the shire

Feelsbadman

>Frodo and Sam are such fuckin normies
>Always happy and shit
>tfw no qt hobbit girlfriend
>i hope they die on the volcano of mordor
>Sam:"look at that autismo, what a faggit!"
>Frodo and group laughs Gandalf shows up and puts a cockblock spell on me for not "being down with the shire"

Forrester/Ranger GOAT

Wandering the wilderness with your cloak, pipe, longbow and trusty axe! Herblore, tracking skills and animal friendship already in the bag, been doing this shit for timeee. Being able to fletch for archer supplies and make sick wooden spoons to sell on my travels.
> Pray to Oromë the Hunter for natty gains
> Be ripped af from diet consisting of nuts, berries and game
> Elf cuties 3.14 mirin'
> They want the horn
>> mfw forgot how to interact with people
> Proceed tp spill lembas crumbs out of my pockets

Obviously an eagle.

Why didn't you fly the fellowship to Mordor?

a comfy hobbit smoking dank weed 24/7

Haradrim migrant culturally enriching Gondor and Rohan women

An actuary in Gondor

Orc head chef

The orc who runs the torture dungeon in the basement of a tower. I want to rape Elven women.

Shire seems nice and all but I like the sea and being 6 feet tall so probably farmer in South Gondor for me.

A slice of Lembas.

Give us a rundown on your Orc menu, mister western man.

I'd be a beautiful Simbelmynë and piss on some assholes grave all day long.

Dwarf because I'm a hairy alcoholic manlet.

one of the blue wizards who traveled east so i can finally know what the fuck those cunts were doing all that time

think about what an orc dick would look like penetrating pure elf pussy