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Hong Kong Foot Sniffer Edition

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anime

just b urself bro

Alri thanks bro
*walks off and never returns*

THE quebecKKKER DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO TOIL FOR 15 HOURS A DAY
``THE quebecKKKER ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING PINT!!..the quebecKKKER DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
"TOIL ALL DAY, SLAVE AWAY, DON'T FORGET TO PRAY, FIVE (5) TIMES A DAY!!"

-HOW DO YOU SAY quebecois IN ``LATIN ???

*`QUEBECINIOPITHECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A quebecKKKER IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND FRENCH, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY CROWD THEMSELVES ONTO EXPENSIVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. LIKE ANIMALS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ANGLOS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE WEAK AND EFFEMINATE
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES,
11- THEY DEFECATE IN SINKS AND BLAME IT ON ANGLOS

...

im fucking cute

TESLA GIRLS TESLA GIRLS
IM IN LOVE WITH TESLA GIRLS
NOW AND THEN THEY WATCH TV
NOW AND THEN THEY WILL SPEAK TO ME

can't get over the fact that my oneitis actually wanted to be with me and i fucked it up

any anime reccies?

can't even fathom being in this position and messing it up, what the fuck were you thinking?

I was thinking "you're a fucking kissless virgin and you're going to fuck this kiss up" so long and so deep that the moment passed without a kiss and now we just faded back to friends.

pics

What genre lad?

how do you get better at chess lads
tried doing puzzles but they're either too difficult or i have no idea what i'm doing

*stretches me legs*

... parents banging all day and have now initiated excessive vacuuming ... 10th january 2018... okay selfie

Anya

How have you not seen an escort to learn how to kiss/fuck yet? You should've been prepared lad

slice of life or sci fi

My morals prevent me from engaging in casual sex.

play everyday
play against the computer so you can spend lots of time on each move

Sup Forums is a complete fucking waste of time

I rate A channel tbqh

lots of practice
review what went wrong
study endgames, don't bother with memorizing good beginnings

it takes time

I wish I never found this website

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress?

yeah it is
so are most things

Oh stop being autistic, that's why you fucked it up, your morals mean nothing, the sooner you get over yourself the sooner you can get on the path to fixing this mess

It was all I had when I was growing up.

women btfo

anime?

My morals mean everything. I'm not willing to sacrifice them for pussy. I'm just going to re-escalate shit with her tomorrow and go for the kiss.

welcome to the desert of the real

>Ten days into 2018
>I still haven't died in my sleep
Shit year tbhf

instagram.com/elinhakanson/?hl=en

need a big boobs swedish gf

and the same insecurities will crop up and get in the way again, without knowing how to kiss you could do irreversible damage to this relationship when you try to eat her lips off

hmm
seems a bit too samey

what does it mean lads?

I honestly don't care. That's the thing. When I "lost" her, all my insecurities up and fucking vanished because I realised I want to kiss her more than I'm afraid of embarrassing myself.

m-m-MUMMY!

What about ika musume?

being born with her genetics must be a godsend

>r-remember me????????

youtube.com/watch?v=U-SRcCGsBbc

LITERALLY you when you try to kiss her

imagine she was your boss

One upside of the anxiety OCD gf is that when you get home with a massive haul of grocery shopping, she HAS to put it all away herself. I get to sit down and relax while she puts EVERYTHING away for us, because if I did it, it'd be done "wrong".

So far this and her arse are the two main positives of the relationship and perhaps I should think of more.

I'm at least knowledgeable enough not to try to eat her face m8. I'm talking about a simple locking of lips for a few seconds.

good LORD

>Post something tepidly critical of Russia
>German flag gets rear ruptured
The absolute STATE

was meant for

Well, godspeed mate, if it's your first kiss it'll be embarassing, but kudos for trying

>I'm talking about a simple locking of lips for a few seconds.

I don't mind the embarrassment. I like her too much to not try.

It's going to go spectacularly wrong, no doubt though haha

where is everypony?

He said he's against casual sex, you just know he's gonna turn up with a 'dora on

What are you referring to?

if she knows you're inexperienced she won't mind
but if you've been passing yourself off as a chad for the past 20 years, she'll be disappointed

looking at pictures of ultra-sex object women like this just upsets me more than anything since I don't have one

listening to fleetwood mac

ah yes dr lisicki's masters degree in the field of drugs and how they give you a "bad boy" appeal to all of the "hot stuff" at house parties

fleetwood cack

I find people who do drugs will like you more but everyone else looks down on you

did loads of drugs at the last house party mates, i was a real cool whiz that night got loads of pusey

neetwood pak

I never make a direct reference to my romantic past, or lack thereof. I've just let people think what they want about me seeing as it can literally never be worse than the truth.

She's expressed that she thinks (or thought) I'm a bit of a chad though because I'm tall and funny and all that and I didn't correct her. Probably a big mistake lol

Professor Green defending paki rape gangs.

>b-but i'm white working claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

but drugs are for losers

>or lack thereof

have never seen lord of the rings

with just a bit of collective effort i know we can make blacked the dictionary word of the year for 2018

have never not don't cared

Why do middle-class women think they're fucking extra special for being a mum?

well first time I shagged a girl I have literally nothing away and she told me afterwards that it was blindingly obvious I was a virgin
keep in mind I hadn't known her for as long as it sounds like you've known this girl for, but the fact you've not really talked about your past romance wise is also a giveaway you don't have one

ive taken to calling it 'lord of the soy'

Gonna hire an escort for a few sessions as a "sex school", 5 lessons and she'll teach me all sorts

love spanking the gf, she can take a proper belting now too

only important thing about them innit

twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/951052128801484801
how exactly are white brits in the same boat with pakis against the "elites"? Fucking hate pseudo intellectual marxist mongs

woah a celebrity whos also a labour supporter woah nuts who woudl'v thought

brave !

Yeah if things progress well and it gets to losing the virginity, I won't bother hiding it desu. She was in a long term relationship so I know she's fucked someone, so there'd be no point in trying to play that off.

tried to draw furries
embarrassed now

There Will Be No Cuck Insurgency

I spend more than I should

I just flat out told her "I have no clue what I'm doing" and she said it's fine and relax on my first time
Couldn't fly at full mast because I was super nervous and felt like I was going to throw up, but next couple of times were MUCH better

injected a weed and the clunge creamed itself there and then

I'm a filthy little mick slut that needs to be put in his place by a big strong anglo

this is my fetish

Ooh I think I could help with that you naughty little boy ;)
*points to my mate stood by the table*

pls be in london

going to ask the lads if anyone is in town on Friday night I can tag along with

fabric conditioner is such a fucking waste of money

support the traditionalist workers party

essex

wish everyone more talented than me was dead

*everyone dies*

mboko

exactly

Things a man needs by 25:

>his own place
>a saloon car(and license naturally)
>a solid income(£30,000+)
>A good wardrobe
>A good physique(10% BF, some muscle mass)
>Be in control of his emotions, diet etc

things a woman needs
>a boyfriend