Extraordinary X-Men #11 Storytime

Venomverine!

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Where's STORYTIME OF PAIN in title?

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I like the idea of these non mutant horsemen but have they explained them at all yet? Like I don't know if the Venom symbiote is famine, war, death, or pestilence. It could be either one.

Booo I am an x-fag and this apocalypse wars thing has been boring as shit.

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Literally cashgrab because it has Apocalypse in title. And you can shit out anything because retards will buy it.

Storytime of Purgatory is much better.

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the Uncanny and New X books have had good-acceptable apocalypse stories.
What bothers me about this book is you shouldnt take Ernst and Martha to the future if you are not going to make Ernst a good Cassandra Nova.

Based Ernst!

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they were in the future for only 1 year.

She is not going to become older as Cassandra in 1 year

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I thought it was a very long time since Anole became swole as fuck

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That cover is so awful

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Anole probably lost his torso in some freak accident, remember what happen to his arm in new x-men ?

That is what happen to him

The Omega World arc concludes next month! More pain incoming!

BAMF OF MURDER

nightcrawler killed moon knight and apocalypse in the same age, and has joined Magneto against the Inhumans in the Civil War II X-Men tie in, and it looks like he will be for the first time in the same team with his mother.

why is this so offensively boring
is it just a paycheck for lemire, he can write good books if he wants to

He sucks dicks with team books. And it's literally paycheck to him, he's last writer they offered to write EXM. Nobody wanted it. Add in fact he wanted to write Old Man Logan, so you can add old fashioned blackmail.

>moon knight
Nice

Famine. DP is pestilence because cancer. Moon Knight is death. Colossus war

What a boring issue..How the amazing Animal Man's Lemire reduced to this.

Decompression was a mistake.

Lemire's best work has always been the indie stuff he's drawn himself and his worst works being the team books he writes

It's just so boring I can't believe it.

It's not even offensively bad, just offensively boring.

he got burnt by a dragon and regenerated in one of the previous chapters

What about Man-Thing? My guess would be that he just stumbled upon the horsemen and chose to hang around.

>nutted but she still sucking

Well, that's kind of creepy.

feel sad

no shit sherlock. that's what you get for praising bendis

Is there a single person who actually LIKES Ramos' art?

Characterfags like Ramos' Magik.

and Portugues people

I only praise his daredevil and spider woman

>Characterfags like Ramos' Magik.
Not with those ugly feet and no bangs

that's what I'm talking about, you "only" praise dd and spider-woman (don't know why, and don't want to know), and before you realize, bendis is life and love

Did we even find out which Horseman Moon Knight was?

Of Kikery

I've been away from comics for a while, why is Jean alive again?

Alberto Barbosa doesnt count as all the portuguese

brutal

Beast brought original X-Men from past.

I remember that, but wasn't she like 16?

displaced time clone

There's been an 8 month timeskip or two since then

She was in college when this volume started.

It's been two years in-universe

>Martha
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?

He's a small guy.

SEXIST!!!

more like smashing the feminism

>Apocalypse, Now!
subtle

I wish all those Magik parts were compiled in a single trade, so I could purchase it without having to pay for the other shit.

You should shill for some Magik ongoing. Write a letter to marvel

Hahahah, you beat me to it.

>Hey, guys, how about I trust this voice in my head instead of my incredible professor?
What could possibly go wrong?

>Professor
Jesus, I guess that Magik has some PhD in occultism?

Where is everymutie?

This book sucks. End of X now plz.

Do we know what is it all about?

She is a poo in loo after all

apparently poo in the loos are evil
I knew it all this time and no one believed me

Uncanny X-Men #9 is now available at your favorite torrent site but I don't really have time to storytime it so here's your compensation.

>he's last writer they offered to write EXM. Nobody wanted it.

>forced to have teen jean and gay iceman
>forced to follow up Bendis' shitshow
>forced to write about mutant holocaust and subsequent brexit
>pretty much the entire book is editorially mandated
Gee, I wonder why they had such trouble finding writers for this. Probably didn't help that everyone already ran away from them before that.

>sapna my daughter, you are mugga now. You must choose
>safety of beautiful slav demon
>or danger of strange voice in your head

Lel

ah, someone shuold make a pic out of it

>Uncanny X-Men still not ripped

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There is an awful lot of red ink in that page.

They need something to paint the town red

So is the art.

How does this even affect all the x-books again?

Nope. Just rumor that they'll kill the X-Men.

I also heard that they want to move them to separate universe, which sounds more legit, given the synergy

Isn't Venom off IN SPACE having SPACE ADVENTURES with SPACE FLASH THOMPSON?

Worst X-book since the Age of Austen

Yeah, it's rumor from Sup Forums. Not buying it.
Future, senpai.

Austen wasn't that bad
He was better than Morrison

I think Morrison's run is the most divisive run of all X-runs.

Which, makes sense

Well, 10 years ago, Morrison was considered second best. But it's just that the run didn't age well, while at the same time, people started to appreciate again the classic storytelling. Everything went full circle

Here, have one.