Finding a good horror movie is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
I went through all of the recommendations I got on Sup Forums recently.
>V/H/S 2
The first story I fapped to uncomfortably. The second was predictable and mostly humorous. The third one was disgusting because of the Indonesian language, much worse than the supposed "horror" scenes in it. The fourth story was pure retardation, shame about the pupper. And the ending - how do you choke someone who has a gun? Overall, above average at best.
>The Descent
Nice, but vastly inferior to Pandorum.
>Green Room
Great start, interesting premise but it all went down the drain when Patrick Steward let them have the gun and the bullets too. Afterwards, they tried to come up with increasingly convoluted plans of how to get rid off them. The ending when the "empowered punkers" put on facepaint which somehow turned them into trained killers was pure cringe.
>Triangle
Probably the best movie overall, very underrated, but not particularly scary. More of a thriller than a horror film.
>My Bloody Valentine
(The original version.) Good for what it is, but predictable and kinda convoluted. Needs a lot of suspension of disbelief & characters acting retarded to work.
>Lights Out
A movie that blows its entire load before the title drop. The rest of the movie is just a watered down version of the intro.
>Session 9
Snooze fest and predictable.