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/Oneitis 2018/ edition

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Don’t understand how it’s the Tories fault that too many people got sick this winter

Don't call your child a "cheeky monkey" you disgusting racist.

sophie

Because the Tories failed to manage and fund the NHS properly

memes i enjoy:
woof haha
chessmaster

memes i do not enjoy:
monkey
early new

Oneitis 2018 is fucking ON lads

anime

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING

fancy jacket potatoes tonight

more of a mugi man myself

United are winning the league

cat meow because angry dog

Looks like a bird who annoys you for a line at a house party after the night club

shes in the gif too

love getting offended by EVERYTHING

need an anxiety GF so I can improve her as a person and mold her in to the perfect GF

>getting offended by a bit of jeremy corbyn

the STATE of some you RUNTS

Ah yes

swear to god lads my first is going through this monitor in a minute
already booted the tower over and punched the keyboard
WHY won't it just work for me? every computer i've had does this shit, but it seems like i'm the only one
admittedly i was exaggerating, i don't get these problems every day and i don't have to spend hours fixing them (usually), but the fact of the matter is i should've have to fix this shit at all. ever.
might just reset everything, luckily i made a backup the day i got it.
i'd understand if it was an old computer with shit specs and riddled with viruses, but it's brand new.
doesn't help when everyone tells me it's my fault as if i don't know what the fuck i'm doing, forgot /brit/ was full of computer scientists

This is what me paw done with me maw

almost had oneitis 2017 but it went really really badly and now i'm doing /crushingregret2018/

Install C cleaner

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christ, how pathetic can u get

HEY LOGAN GET IN THE MINIVAN WE GOTTA GO TO YER PAWPAW'S FUNERAL

remember when you said you knew what you were doing but now you're crying and want to punch your computer?

HOWLING

Maybe take it to someone who knows what they're doing rather than breaking it more.

Got some chubby Spaniards sitting next to me on the bus and even they think you're retarded.

patch tuesday was yesterday, check windows update to see if its got itself stuck in a loop.

>a piston driven dildo makes her cum
>you give her second hand embarrassment and make her ghost you

Explain yourselves, goyim

Did you just buy an off-the-shelf computer, or a custom one? how much did it cost?

/our guy/ assaulted in Arizona

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WHy the fuck do people go to the hospital for flu anyway? Just get some medicine and sit in bed, fuck off

it seems my electoral superiority has caused a degree of consternation

she's rubbing her clit though so thats cheating tbqh

concerning snap

yes yes rorke its all the patients fault

Some people die of flu lad

*rorke left speechless*

>why yes I'm going to whine about my pc being broken and not actually provide information to anyone so that they could help me!

Mr. Toilberg needs his sla-- i mean, workers or they get fired

but she's not the main part of it is she now, open your eyes before I shut them for you permanently

State of those titties

I dont understand why the whole world is hating this man. The "casting couch" was common knowledge. Did they not think any sexual favors were going on in Hollywood?

What fools these mortals be!

errr no lad
*walks off thinking you're a weirdo*

imagine getting the flu because you werent vaccinated lmao

met the weirdest person today lads

Are Brits ready for a CIA-sponsored coup? Coming to you by 2023 or so

met some today lads

Was it me?

lads is it gay to smack your lips after applying lip salve

Because he fucked their waifus

bit surprised that of all the shit that's been coming out about hollywood recently, nothing has been as comparably bad as Jimmy Savile

imagine not being a rorke

literally haven't been sick since I was about 13

imagine being an immune systemlet

remembered that i'm not a dog again

hello niggre

>be smart person
>decide to build a pc
>research everything thoroughly
>make smart and well-thought-out purchases
>pc works perfectly fine and lasts for ages

I reckon that user who's having problems is just a mong
just a theory though

Fluffy kittens on the bushes

imagine not being stupid

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Thoughts?

>going on Sup Forums in public
cringe

he was using ex mossad agents to spy on his victims

The robots are equipped for every conceivable scenario
There can be no competition

How do you apply for the CIA

Seems fun desu

Imagine having a cold for more than a day before ur Chad immune system beats it out thanks to getting all your vitamins and minerals as well as lifting. While malnourished, Soyboys literally die from a cold and blame it on Le Tories

"rorke" is a distinctly british word. if you identify as a rorke instead of a pearse, you're not welcome in Ireland.

>that fucking jew caricature in the top left
gets me every time

he looks like a snapping turtle

hope you have a good graphics card

>43"
for what purpose

Can I get someone thrown off the bus for rolling a joint next to me?

>tfw Newegg shipped me 2 (two) faulty motherboards

computers fucked, now my thermostats fucked
brilliant. it's always fucking something.

Women don't really enjoy being pulverized by dildos on pneumatic levers do they lads

>Rorke's Drift, known as kwaJimu ("Jim's Land") in the Zulu language, was a mission station and the former trading post of James Rorke, an Irish merchant.

KarlJ
Location:London, UK
Within 12 hours of switching on the monitor, I noticed no less than 8 dead pixels, a lot of BLB, and some strange artifacting on solid colours- not too noticeable unless you look for it, but once you know its there you can't unsee it..
Would've expected better from Dell, would advise instead going for their smaller UltraSharp monitors instead.

Used to have a good immune system

I get reoccurring tonsillitis now though ;_;

whenever I get ill all that happens is my tonsils flare up and I get tonsil stones

Wouldn't shag any of these lasses

yeah *throws you off for being a nerd*

>girls who smile and giggle when they're about to cum
love this, reminds me of my ex

so what's the quintessentially british music genre?

is it grime, drill, or afrobeats?

May consider necking myself if this test is positive for herpes

grime

>his gf had to fake orgasms

H O W L I N G

Why lie

Things that remind me of an ex...
>literally everything

>tonsil stones

i watched a guy roll a blunt on the subway once

that face, reminds me of the time of my gf was cumming

grime
youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Utp0f_EG8

My sister applied for a job there last year. Same as other government hiring for most jobs, others are transfers from similar positions in the military

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REKT
E
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Oh goybro, you have no idea

ladhouse

Just did a poo that stretched all the way down to the water, then sucked it all back inside and got a wet bum

punk obviously

got called a dumb nig in tesco

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