/Oneitis 2018/ edition
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Don’t understand how it’s the Tories fault that too many people got sick this winter
Don't call your child a "cheeky monkey" you disgusting racist.
sophie
Because the Tories failed to manage and fund the NHS properly
memes i enjoy:
woof haha
chessmaster
memes i do not enjoy:
monkey
early new
Oneitis 2018 is fucking ON lads
anime
SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING
fancy jacket potatoes tonight
more of a mugi man myself
United are winning the league
cat meow because angry dog
Looks like a bird who annoys you for a line at a house party after the night club
shes in the gif too
love getting offended by EVERYTHING
need an anxiety GF so I can improve her as a person and mold her in to the perfect GF
>getting offended by a bit of jeremy corbyn
the STATE of some you RUNTS
Ah yes
swear to god lads my first is going through this monitor in a minute
already booted the tower over and punched the keyboard
WHY won't it just work for me? every computer i've had does this shit, but it seems like i'm the only one
admittedly i was exaggerating, i don't get these problems every day and i don't have to spend hours fixing them (usually), but the fact of the matter is i should've have to fix this shit at all. ever.
might just reset everything, luckily i made a backup the day i got it.
i'd understand if it was an old computer with shit specs and riddled with viruses, but it's brand new.
doesn't help when everyone tells me it's my fault as if i don't know what the fuck i'm doing, forgot /brit/ was full of computer scientists
This is what me paw done with me maw
almost had oneitis 2017 but it went really really badly and now i'm doing /crushingregret2018/
Install C cleaner
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christ, how pathetic can u get
HEY LOGAN GET IN THE MINIVAN WE GOTTA GO TO YER PAWPAW'S FUNERAL
remember when you said you knew what you were doing but now you're crying and want to punch your computer?
HOWLING
Maybe take it to someone who knows what they're doing rather than breaking it more.
Got some chubby Spaniards sitting next to me on the bus and even they think you're retarded.
patch tuesday was yesterday, check windows update to see if its got itself stuck in a loop.
>a piston driven dildo makes her cum
>you give her second hand embarrassment and make her ghost you
Explain yourselves, goyim
Did you just buy an off-the-shelf computer, or a custom one? how much did it cost?
/our guy/ assaulted in Arizona
WHy the fuck do people go to the hospital for flu anyway? Just get some medicine and sit in bed, fuck off
it seems my electoral superiority has caused a degree of consternation
she's rubbing her clit though so thats cheating tbqh
concerning snap
yes yes rorke its all the patients fault
Some people die of flu lad
*rorke left speechless*
>why yes I'm going to whine about my pc being broken and not actually provide information to anyone so that they could help me!
Mr. Toilberg needs his sla-- i mean, workers or they get fired
but she's not the main part of it is she now, open your eyes before I shut them for you permanently
State of those titties
I dont understand why the whole world is hating this man. The "casting couch" was common knowledge. Did they not think any sexual favors were going on in Hollywood?
What fools these mortals be!
errr no lad
*walks off thinking you're a weirdo*
imagine getting the flu because you werent vaccinated lmao
met the weirdest person today lads
Are Brits ready for a CIA-sponsored coup? Coming to you by 2023 or so
met some today lads
Was it me?
lads is it gay to smack your lips after applying lip salve
Because he fucked their waifus
bit surprised that of all the shit that's been coming out about hollywood recently, nothing has been as comparably bad as Jimmy Savile
imagine not being a rorke
literally haven't been sick since I was about 13
imagine being an immune systemlet
remembered that i'm not a dog again
hello niggre
>be smart person
>decide to build a pc
>research everything thoroughly
>make smart and well-thought-out purchases
>pc works perfectly fine and lasts for ages
I reckon that user who's having problems is just a mong
just a theory though
Fluffy kittens on the bushes
imagine not being stupid
>going on Sup Forums in public
cringe
he was using ex mossad agents to spy on his victims
The robots are equipped for every conceivable scenario
There can be no competition
How do you apply for the CIA
Seems fun desu
Imagine having a cold for more than a day before ur Chad immune system beats it out thanks to getting all your vitamins and minerals as well as lifting. While malnourished, Soyboys literally die from a cold and blame it on Le Tories
"rorke" is a distinctly british word. if you identify as a rorke instead of a pearse, you're not welcome in Ireland.
>that fucking jew caricature in the top left
gets me every time
he looks like a snapping turtle
hope you have a good graphics card
>43"
for what purpose
Can I get someone thrown off the bus for rolling a joint next to me?
>tfw Newegg shipped me 2 (two) faulty motherboards
computers fucked, now my thermostats fucked
brilliant. it's always fucking something.
Women don't really enjoy being pulverized by dildos on pneumatic levers do they lads
>Rorke's Drift, known as kwaJimu ("Jim's Land") in the Zulu language, was a mission station and the former trading post of James Rorke, an Irish merchant.
KarlJ
Location:London, UK
Within 12 hours of switching on the monitor, I noticed no less than 8 dead pixels, a lot of BLB, and some strange artifacting on solid colours- not too noticeable unless you look for it, but once you know its there you can't unsee it..
Would've expected better from Dell, would advise instead going for their smaller UltraSharp monitors instead.
Used to have a good immune system
I get reoccurring tonsillitis now though ;_;
whenever I get ill all that happens is my tonsils flare up and I get tonsil stones
Wouldn't shag any of these lasses
yeah *throws you off for being a nerd*
>girls who smile and giggle when they're about to cum
love this, reminds me of my ex
so what's the quintessentially british music genre?
is it grime, drill, or afrobeats?
May consider necking myself if this test is positive for herpes
grime
>his gf had to fake orgasms
H O W L I N G
Why lie
Things that remind me of an ex...
>literally everything
>tonsil stones
i watched a guy roll a blunt on the subway once
that face, reminds me of the time of my gf was cumming
My sister applied for a job there last year. Same as other government hiring for most jobs, others are transfers from similar positions in the military
Oh goybro, you have no idea
ladhouse
Just did a poo that stretched all the way down to the water, then sucked it all back inside and got a wet bum
punk obviously
got called a dumb nig in tesco
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