European education

>European education

why are eurotards unironically thinking their "FREE" education is best?

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Their education is a joke, they are often referring to high school which is not education in any way shape or form.

A PhD from the best school in Europe would never get you a job as a professor in the U.S. in anything less than below top 50.

you seem to forget that when people from Europe immigrate to the us their kids education far surpasses that of american. The standards are different for a reason. america is infested with races of average iq of 85 ie niggers, spics, natives and the like

>Make education free
>Schools are now filled with every shithead who thinks he's smart, instead of having to apply and prove their merit to get in
It's the same reason American primary education is so fucking horrible. EVERYBODY gets in for free, so all the dumbshits drag down the overall quality.

American universities are restrictive, expensive, and require serious accomplishment to manage to get into a good one. This keeps out the undesirables.

That's because in order for them to immigrate in the first place they need to be fairly exceptional in the first place.

Enjoy your student debt, burger.

Also,
American students who come in Europe in exchange are the worst retarded.

I did one semester in a california uni, lmao the level in france is WAY higher especially math/physics

The smartest people from a population of 330 million, are lumped into a couple of universities. Like 0,001% of the smartest of 330 million are going to those universities.

Meanwhile like 2% of the smartest of 5 million are going to university. Why do you think your best university is better than our university? If Europe was made into one country and got some ivy league system. I bet we could compete better. The fact that the SFITZ from Switzerland is in the top 20, is an accomplishment when there are only 8 million in the country.

>America is a big country. Big country with an alright education system will make the best universities better than the universities from small countries.

what uni.

Way off the mark lad.

theguardian.com/news/datablog/2013/dec/03/pisa-results-country-best-reading-maths-science

>USA sits a nice 36th between Slovakia and Lithuania

Third post best post.

Anyway, those rankings are made to March on the beat of their own drum.

Quite a bullshit tbqh senpai

>American students who come in Europe in exchange are the worst retarded.

Well if they were smart, they'd be going to a university in America instead.

Exhange means they are meant to stay a short time. They actually come from American uni, bub.

European universities are there for teaching, those that want to stay in research then go to places like the Max-Planck-Society or Frauenhofer, which place pretty high when they are actually ranked.

sciencewatch.com/articles/most-cited-institutions-overall-1999-2009
reuters.com/article/us-innovation-rankings-idUSKCN0WA2A5

The fact that you didn`t know tells me enough of the quality of your education, though.

You can't just waltz into any course you want.

Places on courses are awarded on merit based on results from your high school exams. Idiots end up doing idiot degrees, Smart people end up doing smart people degrees.

European education is actually way higher quality than american one, since europe needs to remove people with with no skills because none pays for it while american universities need to let everyone pass because they are their source of income.
A german engineering degree is probably worth more than a burger degree.

Lold from mmurican munkeys. Rating is about money, not the level of education. Tbh mmuricans are nation of degenerates

I went to UCL, so i guess that's alright.

Everyone knows USA has some great universities though. Shame they are filling up with SJWs.

hahaha, everyone knows an engineering degree from MIT, Standford or Caltech is better than the rest.

It's not worth more because everything is based on reputation and American colleges have the reputation.

You have to be retarded to fail their exams though. In Europe you really earn your degree.

>Since 2000, the OECD has attempted to evaluate the knowledge and skills of 15-year olds across the world through its Pisa test.
>15-year olds
>Higher education thread.
I see that UK education is paying off.

You do realize admissions criteria exist in Europe too, right?

If Asians have the best IQ and the longest study hours, why are there no Asian universities in that pic?

Funny because the chonese are actually paying german engineers loads of money to work for them and not burgers

Everything science related, the US is pretty much world leading, atleast some universities.

However, if you look at ALL the people who achieve a higher education, the standard engineer in Germany is more qualified then the american one.

So the US gets more elites, but less capable average students in most fields while we in Germany may not get the elites, but far better average engineers then the US

timeshighereducation.com/news/alma-mater-index-global-executives-2013/2007032.article

I'm graduating from HEC Paris. My education cost 33,900 euros.
I've heard many cases where penultimate master student Amerifats (from Harvard, for instance) came to French top universities and couldn't solve an integral with integration by parts. We learn it when we are 17, before graduating from high school.

How much does the whole Harvard education cost? I want to laugh a bit.

I have a lot of respect for the american top universities, yet letting minorities study there just for diversity's sake is pretty idiotic desu.
Also I guess the normal uni in both countries probably have the same standard. German universities are state funded, thus can't go full elitist, which is bullshit, but that's they way it is in socialism.
Also, american high school education is pretty shit. I bet a student with abitur has the same skills like a college graduate.

They're free propaga I mean learning centers told them so

Our Abitur can be compared to a senior student in college if its not in a specialized field like physics or math. The overwhelming mass of americans have little to no Allgemeinbildung (general knowledge)

Yeah burger high schools are retarded af

Looks to me like we Brits are doing fairly well. The rest can fuck off.

yeah but who the fuck would want to go to school in the middle east

that's probably because you have to be retarded in order to want to go to europe to study in the first place

Of course our elite schools are the best in the world, with the amount of money and resources those establishments receive they'd have to be criminal incompetent not to be the best. Our average state universities are rather crummy though, not much different than Europe's. Though considering Europe's best schools rate among America's run of the mill, guess that does say something about the overall quality of education in America.

Because people who graduate from the top universities in America get far better offers from American or European companies. China is where the second rate go because the first world bought up all the MIT grads.

There it is.

There is the token londonistan answer.

>thinking high school education is education

Not here! I don't care about mediocrity or averages when I have the best!

>The University of Tokyo

I had to look twice, your country flag looks like an Indian bindi.

The same reason why they think free health care is the best see picture

I studied for free at Glasgow Uni

it's bretty good
50 something in the world

also, the worlds "best universities" are the breeding ground for SJW's and liberals
Seems like there's a lot of inbreeding between people who do the ranking and the people being ranked.

>middle east
>europe
American education at its finest

>A german engineering degree is probably worth more than a burger degree
What is VW? What is Rohde and Schwarz?
Quit exporting shitty products to my country Karl.

don't you have free education too Japan?

>Be Canadian
>Lack the ability to detect sarcasm
>Mock other guy and look like a giant faggot

Great job Leaf.

Goddamn ed milliband is so motherfucking ugly, I don't know how anyone can stand to look at the TV with him on it. He is like a caricature from wartime propaganda, just absolutely disgusting.
I mean UK politicians (and people) aren't exactly handsome, or even average, but they at least look like normal human beings, not some weird puppet or a worm wearing a human disguise.
I once saw a gif of Ed Milliband eating a sandwich, I nearly threw up. It was worse than watching 1 guy 1 jar, which I can at least wrap my head around. Ed Milliband eating a sandwich was like watching a car crash, but when the impact happens, each car just explodes with a tidal wave of blood.
What the fuck is up with his hair? Is there no one around him to say "Hey, why don't we go down to the homeless shelter and get this fucked up wad of shit you call a hairstyle sorted out? Ok Ed, you ugly fuck?" Jesus christ.
Also, is he not British? I want to say he looks like he's from Spain, but he looks more like he was born in an underground cavern of mole-people. Every inch of his skin is like the extra dark reddish skin of a baby's penis.
Holy fuck someone give that guy an Elephant Man mask or something so I can look at him without turning to shit-scented stone. God fucking damn. His face looks like one of those prosthetic faces attached to sunglasses they give massive head wound victims. Motherfucker literally looks like a bear ate his goddamn face, and that is what the NHS could cobble together for him out of novelty rubber ears and breast implants.
Ed Milliband, Jesus fucking Christ

>american's last hope of salvation after electing president nigger just picked the quintessential cuckservative as his VP
>more illiterate in their first language than europeans are in their second and third languages
>still talk shit about whiter countries than them with a significantly higher standard of living
really makes me think

someone's butthurt (it's you)

>I studied for free at Glasgow Uni
>it's bretty good
>50 something in the world

Also one of the most impressive looking.

I can't speak for Eastern Europe but this is fucking hilariously wrong if you're talking about the UK, France, Germany, the Netherlands etc.

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Only elementary school is almost free here

I would rather trust something like the results of a coding competition (which btw is overwhelmingly shitty Slav and Chong unis) over le totally trustworthy league tables, which consider as valuable research into the poststructural models of the otherising of Polynesian transgender basketweavers

I don't know about the education quality, but the UK has less than third of the population of the US and is much smaller in land too. But they do hold two spots in the top 10, according to your pic. While not number 1, that still doesn't seem too bad to me.

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The systems are completely different. The idea that you can fuck around for a year and then 'choose your major' blows our minds. Here, you start on your subject from day one of uni and that's pretty much all you do - that subject. No fucking credits for going to the gym or whatever.

Secondly, seven years for a fucking science PhD? Fucking lol.

How big part of US population those schools serve and are they affordable for everyone?
Sure it's nice to have some top universities but with population of 300,000,000 people you need a lot..
a hell of a lot...

You don't know what you're talking about friend.
The California university system is huge, 8% of college-age people are enrolled in it. Also the community college system in California is great. Usually the track is to spend 2 years in a community college then transfer to a 4-year school so you pay much less.

There's other great community colleges around the U.S. as well, I'm just going from experience.

he will never answer this.

Deport illegals, for one thing.

This. University in Europe makes us professionals, while in the US you get to be the professional after working for a few years in your field. Same with Japan: It's more like you are trying to find what to do with your life at university.

These rankings without any particular topic are retarded.

Graduated from pic related and my first job offer was at 70k yet few knows it exists because it's so specialised in biotech

>70k
>in europe

whats your job description ffs

>American students who come in Europe in exchange are the worst retarded.
If you're gonna insult people's intelligence at least make sure your grammar isn't shit

State schools are very bad here compared to the continent.

Creating routing algorithms to optimize perishable logistics

most impressive
got to finish mah phd first then will look into pharma companies for that sweet cash, its the only way to make any money in europe

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You act tough with all your new conservative friends spouting ignorance but one day I hope you're brave enough to stand up for what's actually right. You're going to tell me "this is just a joke, man." It's not. These are people's lives. Children are dying and you choose to mock a man who actually has the foresight and compassion to do something about it. How about you post a video about how you voted for him. Before any ignoramus that you now call your friend accuses me of being "a pussy liberal" or whatever, I'm not following any particular party right now. Not even Trudeau. Instead, I choose to hope that people stop degrading their fellow human beings for things as trivial as religion, race, or creed. Thousands of years of blaming the 'non-believers' and a mentality of whoever has the bigger stick wins hasn't worked. It's about time we went beyond anger and petty differences and tried compassion and humanity.
I have no use for someone who has no empathy for the lives of others. Take care.