>wake up in middle of the night. See this in your bedroom looking at you lustfully.
>Takes off too and sits on bed.
>Grabs your hand and puts on perky little titties.
>Slides down panties and a 5 inch penis sits, soft, poking through an unkept bush.
>It's greasy and smells a little.
Wat do?
"no way fag"
*Panties
Suck it and lick the but. She's that hot.
>She notices your dick is uncircumcised
>Ew what's this?
Wat do?
Cut off foreskin right there with nearest sharp or relatively sharp objects.
If you wouldn't suck that feminine peepee you're the fag.
Bump
I don't fuck skinlets
>gf looks like an improved version of gadot, without the gay shit
life is good
>gf looks like an improved version of gadot
Literally impossible
Uh huh.
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I really really want her to take her hand and hold mine
Her arms are too long and lanky for my taste. I'll pass.
>It's greasy and smells a little.
The pubic hair or the penis is greasy?
I NEED TO KNOW
Me on the right
10/10
would totally fuck
btw, that greentext is nonsense
thanks mr skeltal
Are you implying that she'd look at you that way?
Exactly what I implied.
Op here. Both.
I cannot concieve how someone could be sexually attracted to a fat woman
STICC master race
Me too.
Dude, you are a gigantic faggot. Just so you know.
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Sup Forums is unironically into tubes of lard.
There's only one typo. Back off bucko.
Dude this web is the thing of dreams.
berry my dick in her ass
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*Webm
This reminds me of based Tel Aviv user who literally went there one night to check if her lock was there.
>Berry
Wat.
Those are long ass arms.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
what the fuck am i doing here
I've been a good goy my entire life, can I get one qt 3.14 jewish waifu?
Gives a fuck nigga??? You gay?