I miss him, Sup Forumsros

I miss him, Sup Forumsros

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who?

Literally who

He has too much money now to care about peasants like you.

He's probably worth half a million now from the book deal.

Not OP.

Sam Hyde. Living meme.

You are him. Get a job

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He's actually the man in the Kraft Punk costume. I work for Adult Swim and he still gets steady pay from us.

lol you don't make money from self publishing a book

FPBP

Are you telling the truth?

I hate Sam but self-publishing does in fact make a lot of money now. That is where the market is headed 100 percent. Idk who told you self-publishing has no money in it...that's wrong.

If you miss him that much go to the Moose Cafe in Tiverton (next to Fall River). He works there.

he fucked my waifu in the ass and I hate him

he literally made about 280k though

are you butthurt?

Glad you guys finally woke up and realized he was nothing special.

That litteraly never happened
Sam just says stuff to get to people
Yet alt right losers listen to him

I had a dream the other night that I was making out with Charls. There are two things wrong with this:

1) I'm not gay
2) I have literally never seen any mde videos in my entire life. I've only seen random pictures that are posted here.

What did my subconscious mean by this?

health insurance

He had a video on hydewars a few days ago

yes which he can buy now because he has money
more money than you

how do you know he make 280k?

health insurance guy

>self-publishing does in fact make a lot of money now
How so? E-books because of low costs?

He's called sam hyde.

You should check him out; he's really hilarious.

Everyone reads books on Kindles now.

he made a physical book
don't know how much he made on it, don't know where this lad is getting his figures from, awfully tough to determine without knowing anything about his costs, but he certainly has a pre-existing audience to sell to

That's not true. He's poor as shit and in the same place he's been his whole life besides a minor amount of fame. I talk to him on Facebook, he's very accessible

It costs nothing to you as the distributor to digitally download a book, but you can charge a few bucks a download.

>280k

woah a whole 2.5 years of living, car, health insurance, and rent paid for

only thing funny about him is that he has no healthcare

(you) in charge of knowing the cost of living

Charls and Nick rarely get posted here, so your subconscious found out about Charls' rock hard jaw and Nick's supple hairy cheeks some other way

you think Sam is the person responding to your messages? lol

What does it mean if Sam dominated me sexually (and acted a bit like a bully) in a dream I had.

I'm not gay although I have had sex with men on three different occasions

I mean yeah. Who else. It's not like we are having lengthy conversations or anything. Just send him shit every once in a while. He certainly acts like Sam, but if you have evidence for your claim, present it.

he sold 3000 copies at $38. work that out...

Chill out, sam

Didn't he fuck a tranny or something ?

he'll be fine, he's just training to be the best and to finally kill little timmy

He sold 6000 (maybe a bit more)

truly ourguy

i just cant work it out. do you think the self-publishing company let him have 120% of the profits?

You fucking idiots. You really think he's going trough hard times? He actually released this where you can see him completely well-adjusted and all good overall: youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0ViFSwdXI

Sick bastards.
>captcha: Hermanos AVENUE

I'm abit confused with MDE threads, they seem to always be on character even punished Sam, I heard that phonecall everyone meme about and it sounded rehearsed

don't worry about it

I don't. I ordered his book like 4 months ago and it still hasn't gotten here. Spent $50 on it and I'm about to move and I don't think there is a way to change your delivery address since it's a third party seller

kms

Considering patreon, the book, whatever money he made off the TV show, and whatever money he makes off KSTV I don't see how he would be out of money.

Don't argue with right-wingers. They don't like to hear the truth.

Haha just kidding guys

Again it could be more as he did a promo vid after the 6000 mark that could've boosted sales.

Seriously Sam when will I get my book

What could he possibly write about that you would want to read? 100 pages of "HAHA NIGGERS AND KIKES ARE FUNNY AMIRITE? WOAH, I AM JUST JOKING THOUGH!"

Sauce

Getting at the essence of the decay/iniquity of modern culture? Don't think I've ever come across him saying 'niggers' and 'kikes' unless he was ripping on political correctness.

Lol living in Fall River isn't that expensive

I got it for the artwork.

>he certainly acts like Sam

The fact that has responding to you proves he isn't. Since you're not an underage girl or a tranny.

>he's just pretending to be racist and do the Nazi salute! It's a joke you FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT KEK!!! REEEE!

how new r u?

>when you get your show canceled by being autistic and your two best friends abandon you and you don't have enough talent to make good content on your own so your release vlogs sporadically in order to maintain just enough activity to keep stringing your fanbase along for patreon money

>shock jock uses nazi salute to successfully ruffle your feathers

Yea, that's not me, try again bud.

uhh yeah you can man just hit up the vapes.com people, they havent even been printed yet (i sent em an email)

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You had to have been thinking of making out with a dude at some point in the day. Maybe someone mentioned it and it stuck with you?

Sheeeeit, now I'm gonna have gay dreams too.

Sam certainly has them

how much gay porn did you watch to find one that looks like sam?

Some tripfag killed himself probably

back to /r/timanderic newfriends

pretty much everyone on Sup Forums knows about our guy sam hyde and how the jews destroyed his career

How the fuck are you spending 280k in 2.5 years.
Do you budget a solid gold buttplug every month?

i think he got resentful after he got fired. went a lil far with the nazi shit

Tim Heidecker for the win

shmuel heidelberg

back to Infowars. youre running low on Super Male Vitality

No they don't, unless you have a large fanbase.

You don't know anything about online publishing, do you? There are entire communities for it now.

>teehee it's funny because he's pretending!

You mean how Sam ruined his own career and you faggots made ten threads a day on it, crying about Jews?

>ruined his own career

>literal kike was making hit pieces saying there were hidden swastikas in the show

As it has been explained to you for months now, that's not how any of this happened. But keep crying.

>that's not how it happened

>it's literally true

Health insurance costs a lot

It's not.

What a monumentally stupid post.
Go retake Comp 1.

buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/neo-nazi-promo-adult-swim-million-dollar-extreme

???

hm? bye.

Does that mean Mr. Bean and Ace Ventura are real?

Rowan Atkinson and Jim Carey are pretty wacky dudes irl

We all know about the buzzfeed article, retard. That wasn't what fucked Sam over.

I've had skype calls with marky and can confirm this, she is into anal big time probably because of that situation

You wasted a post on that? Ok?

>Some faggot online: LOL XDD SO RANDUM HOL UP SPORK!!11
>Sup Forums: Fuck off faggot with your Sup Forums random shit
>Sam shouts: NEGRO!
>So politically enlightening! Yes, yes, while at first glance it appears to be random what you will 'see' is the very fundamentals of society being stripped away to its very core in an abstract manner. Very mature stuff my friend samuel! Well done!

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>person makes joke to Sup Forums
>That wasn't my cup of tea, but it's only a joke so no sweat
>person makes joke to Redditor
>WAAAAAAH STOP IT FIRE THIS MAN RIGHT NOW FIRE HIM WAAAAAAAAH

shut the fuck up autist

Yeah, I didn't support wanting to fire Colbert either.

WAHHHHHH!!!

Sam "One Dollar Extreme" Hyde

his ted talk was kino

literally nothing wrong with that bro. my ex looked like charls with a wig.

It was cringe garbage.