ITT: Panels that made you stop

>Panels that made you stop following a comic

Fuck this shit

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this was legendarily bad. This piece of shit issue is burned into my psyche. Fuck you for reminding me OP

Context ?

For unbearably contrived reasons, the Huntress accepts a date with an uber-nerd stereotype. The whole evening, while she's carrying him around fighting crime and shit, he keeps coming on to her, and she keeps rejecting him. Sample dialogue:

Huntress mentions dessert

>Nerd: When you say "dessert," do you mean...

>Huntress: Ew. No.

That kind of thing. Then, out of nowhere, on the second-to-last-page we get this shit. She fucking slept with this ultimate beta fag for no reason other than horny fanboy wish fulfillment.

Shit was retarded, senpai

Book was Birds of Prey, btw

That does sound pretty awful

who wrote it ?

>beta

Did you see the way he talked to her?

I don't remember...might have been Simone

Haven't we had this exact thread before?

Gail Simone surprisingly.

Is he groveling?

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Please don't post this again.

>Panels that made you stop following a comic
Might as well make the first comic response a popular one.

Jesus christ comics are as bad as wrestling. I'm going back to Sup Forums

>go to a thread about the worst of the worst
>get surprised to see shit.

Fucking newfag.

Go read pic related, BPRD.

DELET THIS

It wasn't wish fulfillment, Huntress was being self-destructive. Did you even pay attention to the dialogue?

What I don't get is, what is stopping them from just hooking back up in the new timeline?

I mean lots of folks die in comics and it seems kinda dumb on paper to strike a deal for the one life who only has a handful of years left in her anyway, but "time reset before you two started dating" doesn't seem like the most unsalvagable of punishments

>What I don't get is, what is stopping them from just hooking back up in the new timeline?
Editorial mandate and the ineptitude of the current writing staff

Part of the wish was that the two would never hook back up. So not only did it hard-reset everything and start the comic back up with the origin story (for whatever reason) but Peter/Mary Jane would never be a thing.

I was particularly annoyed because I was a fan of Spider-Girl, and this was a particular smack to the face for that character.

I think it's funny how Simone wrote this, yet sperged out at the thought of her fucking Hal Jordan.

I mean, I had low hopes anyway, though I still was going to see if it could make something decent of the premise. But this was the point I realised it was truly Hopeless.

The only change is that they didn't get married because Peter was stuck under a fat guy on their wedding day, and so eventually their relationship declined and they broke up. There were some hints post-OMD that MJ still remembers their marriage and she still loves him but that's probably all been dropped because Marvel doesn't want them back together.

she really dislikes Hal for some reason

>BONG

Bring Storytime!
Book and Issue!

because he's a canon pedophile and only women hate pedos.

Which issue?

Simone is weird.

This fucking issue, more specifically this godman page

What a way to shit up on two character while zt the same time don't understand what made these two so compelling together. This whole issue is a giant and public "Fuck You" to all the fans that followed this comic

FUCK YOU GALLOWAY

>disliking whore characters when she made on of the most pristine and noble characters into one

Okay.

osborn/goblin smiling
fuck it im not even posting it, you know the one

Someone request that issue here

68

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Because that was was boys' club "Yeah Hal conquered Huntress and Lady Blackhawk at the same time" fantasy.
Devin Grayson wrote her fucking Dick without even bothering to care about his secret identity, that ship sailed.

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Oh god here we go.

I still treat this issue as non-canon. Everything in this arc was so great up until this point.

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>fan of spidergirl
What's it like having great tastes

Is it bad that i can recognize Land's art from a distance

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#bless
>Cover by Greg Land.
Great Start

Thank god he only did the cover.

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Someone is on their period

i.imgur.com/WuqU3u7.jpg

Pretty lonely, especially once they cancelled that future-Avengers line and it was just Spider-Girl by herself for the longest time.
I guess I should read that mass Spider-people crossover to see her again.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

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SO FUCKING DUMB

I'M STILL MAD

HOLY SHIT

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Did women ever actually wear tops that small?

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What's wrong with Arcade killing the Red Skull's Son?

>Which frankly made my hair stand on end and almost made me quit collecting the book altogether.

If there is one transgression I will not tolerate, is a writer coming on board a book and writing a character out of their prescribed character. Willy nilly changes to a character without any reason is something I find incredibly irritating. And unfortunately that was what Gail has done in this book. It seems that the author has a story in mind that she wants to tell, and she is going to write each character in a way that will fit with her story. As opposed to allowing each `Bird' to breath on their own.

This greatest fault of this lies in Simone's portrayal of Huntress. She has not only ret-conned the characters past (Helena got fired for going AWOL not for showing up at school with bruises). But has also changed the characters personality. For some reason Simone has decided that she wants to portray Huntress as a clichéd one dimensional soap opera/ B-movie femme fatal given to loose behaviour. That is NOT who Huntress is, and it is not the same character I've admired and respected for the last four years. If it were I would not be a Huntress fan and I would not be reading BoP.

This amazon review on vol 2. What does it mean? What was the Huntress like before Simone? Was it any better?

Birds of prey became TNA since benes took over art even after he left.

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I thought people liked the subtext that Ivy was gay for Harley?

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>Did women ever actually wear tops that small?
Yes, but only the ones with boobs look good in them. Lots of women fall into fashion magazines and just assume that some clothing will make them look like a model, though.

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It begins.

The end thanks for reading

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You know what Galloway did, right?. He used the subtext to shit on, and basically, destroy their whole friendship. He used what people loved about them to completely unmake what Dini did when he started the ongoing. Like I said it was very public "Fuck You" to readers and fans of the ongoing, that basically did nothing becasue DC was rebooting anyway. So that whole issue, and that whole shit-on on Harley & Ivy was for NOTHING.

If I have to make an example it'll be like that once scene of Bruce smacking Young Dick, but this time with not explanation and not follow up

>my favorite character
>this happens

teach them to accept beta splooge

>SYNERGY
But seriously how did he get away with it?

Apparently the magic eight ball was wrong

am I missing something with this bart and lisa simpson joke here?

I love how Land has no reference to trace for Huntress's mask so it looks fucking terrible

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>Because that was was boys' club "Yeah Hal conquered Huntress and Lady Blackhawk at the same time" fantasy.
I don't buy for a second that Zinda and Hal wouldn't fuck

a threeway with Huntress is stretching it though

Part of his desk is purple. Nice coloring

>Meaty Brian

Even editors didn't read it.

kek

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no, no adult woman actually dresses like that

In the late 60's and early 70's.

So people are all pissy cos she made a dumb fuck decision? That's it? I don't ge the big deal. I was a moderately amusing goof. She can't stand all these elements of him but hey fuck it let's get some dick tonight. Shit happens all the time. What's the issue?

It's all the simpsons characters. Bart, Black Lisa, Asian (?) Milhouse, Nelson, and I think Ralph's the one with the gum

I think the race-swapping is 'cause the colorist wasn't in on the joke

>someone this bright being this fucking stupid
I don't see it happening.

> art: Joe Bennett
He's like a low rent Ed Benes, which is saying something. Benes has kinda cute cheesecake, but it's like he's a porn artist who never quite moved beyond it and yet gets regular mainstream comic work.

..."bong"?

If I recall correctly, it was some countdown clock to when the decision was made. When it struck the 12th bell ring after midnight, Aunt May would stay dead (or something like that) so they needed to decide before the BONGs ended. Intended to drive tension, I'm sure.

WHY ISN'T PETER BACK WITH BLACK CAT, MJ IS WORST GIRL

Anyone have that lady blackhawk/barda comic?

>Smart people never make shit decisions when horny. Ever.

Here

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>sleeps with Dick
>sleeps with Roy
Did Wally get any?

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