What the fuck was this /r9k/ bullshit

what the fuck was this /r9k/ bullshit

Fell asleep first 15 minutes in, woke up for the last 5 minutes. 10/10 would nap again

It's hipster bait.

Essentially, get a gf before it's too late.

Watched it with my gf actually, we both fell asleep hah

you didnt get it. it was 'don't idealise women, they are whores, value yourself and your bros

>has job
>has cell phone
>has father
>r9k
rriiiiiigggght one of those dont fit with the others user

>autistically farting and laughing
>stalks girl on bus
>m-muh mummy
>I'm a piece of shit
>tfw no gf

Saw the shorts for this, looked so trash.

It seems like its just a play on Daniel Radcliffes popularity. Every fangirl will see this. Its a safe investment.

Soundtrack was pleasant, but the humor and romance were cringe-worthy.

cont.
>masturbates to mum
>comes up with stories for girls in pornomags
>dad rightfully calls him retard
>can't talk to people so uses headphones on bus cause poorfag
>lonely so makes a tulpa
>newscasters discover his hobo piss bottles
>stacy and little girl recoil in horror
>arrested and probably winds up in psych ward

rly maed me think
oh harry

it's pleb filter because it was the best movie of 2016 so fuck you plebs. I thought you all loved Paul dano. he was literally CLASSIC in this and I'm not even memeing

>peepee poopoo
>movie of the year

Is this....the power....of kino?

For some real discussion-
this movie was hands down autistic
the question is: did it portray the sperg worldview faithfully?

>It's hipster bait.

It's a hipster stoner movie.

what the fuck was Paul Dano even in to warrant a board's "love"? A quick wiki search shows him as supporting actor in meme movies sans There Will Be Blood which I haven't seen[/spoiler]
I guess so

>Daniel Radcliffes popularity. Every fangirl will see this
>an ugly manlet who got so rich that now he just works in indie films no one knows

>robots dont laugh
>robots dont leave the house, let alone public trans
>robots hate their mummy
>correct but the same could be said about you
>correct but the same could be said about you

>what are greentexts
>some robots work at mcdonalds cause they cant get neetbux
>mummy brings tendies
>no disagreement here
>i have a gf

BONUS ROUND:
>gay necrophile
>wants to an hero but too pussy
>jurassic park

>>wants to an hero but too pussy
didn't he end up on the island because he tried to an hero? they said the bodies of people who jump from some bridge always end up on the back of mew's house

CLASSIC

this
>pleb
haven't seen there will be blood
checks out
also
>spoiler fail
reddit checks out

No it's what a Hollywood exec thinks a cool hipster stoner movie would be, which is coincidentally the exact same thing.

wow it's like standard HTML is some cryptic thing only Sup Forums uses and I didn't just made a typo :^)

Prisoners and 12 Years a Slave earned him my love.

You can also use spoilers by highlighting text and pressing ctrl-s

It made me happy. That opening scene still gives me chills.

Pleb filter

paul dano wasn't in prisoners

...

It's a great movie although it gets too "LOL QUIRKY WE'RE SO DIFFERENT" sometimes and the ending sucked 'cause it explained too much.

It made me laugh real hard and Daniel Radcliffe is incredible in it. He has perfect comedic timing and his chemistry with Classic Paul Dano was superb.

8/10. Great little film.