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>user gets his gf to dress in a suit made from cats

slags edition

correct
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Slept from 9am yesterday morning until 11pm last night, what am I like seriously

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didn't know he was reddit incarnate

what kind podcasts do you listen to?

horse girls

>it's a "road sign captcha's no long work" episode

Didn't we have one of these a few months ago? Getting fed up of this stale content.

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literally female autism

Wish I was a massive matte black stallion getting milked every day by some mentally deranged bint for cummies

Actually getting a stiffy thinking about it

daddy, get me a pony!

I've heard that when virgin girls ride horses the bouncing up and down sometimes breaks their hymen.
This could explain why "horse girls" are crazy.

>Amass the largest fortune the modern world has ever seen
>Donate it all to philanthropic causes

Bet every single one of you lads has a Carnegie library in your town

The noble Scot even offered to pay off the US national debt in exchange for them not bullying the Phillipines

horses for girls and trains for boys

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someone give this man gold

you're not going to convince me that anyone who owns a horse, man or woman, hasn't at least tried to shag it.

moms of horse girls

H-hallo :3

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Shining example for humanity he was

Why are Scots such nice lads

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How’d he make his money

he prostituted himself heavily

Luckily I'm a good looking lad so I don't have to go for the fatties. I'm not even looking for a relationship btw

I'm kinda short so I'd have to go for a short gf as well

Lads, what the fuck are we gonna do about climate change?

feels quite weird being a lad who likes riding horses

raping your mam and letting people watch potato boy

He started out working at a steel mill and then eventually became the owner, he innovated new techniques in business such as horizontal integration and basically became the major steel tycoon of our entire country.

tbf I understand in his later years he felt guilty for being such a bastard in building his fortune, although to his credit he was entirely self-made

You have autism

Sort it out

thats made me feel better

it'll fix itself when we're wiped out :)

i plan on spending the morning spraying cans of deodorant in my garden

Change it, but in the other way.

They called him Carnegie Hole

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Ride into the sunset on horseback after we stop it (but the earth periodically goes through climate change so who cares)

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even if we stopped everything we were doing that was contributing to climate change, the chinks and the pajeets would still be at it and tbqh it's too late to fix things now

just keep going and focus on space technology so we can begin looking for new planets to colonise

great post

Day off from the gym today lads

Toil commences in 3 hours time.. the good news is I’ll be back in the warmth of my bed by 8.30am

Everyone who gets that rich takes some dire measures to get there, however very few people actually come to terms with it and try to better humanity in the end. That atonement and altruism is what makes him a human and not an animal like most.

*kuschelt mit dir*

>Look up Andrew Carnegie
>"Carnegie established the Carnegie Trust for the Universities of Scotland"
>Look up CTUS
>"...half the trust contributes towards the universities of Scotland, the other half provides finance for Scottish students to attend a Scottish university"

might just be able to get myself a tasty scholarship lads

>307 billion in 2007 us dollars

wew

lol, luxembourg

There's a literal 9/10 who I got to know at work who has literally told me she likes me a drew a heart on a napkin that I wrote something on at lunch but I only ever shagged 2 birds before and they were both pretty fat and even then I struggled. What the fuck would I do if asked to shag a super tight hot blonde girl? I'd be like a lamb to the slaughter

*downvotes you*

they think they are the (chess)masters, but they are both mere pawns to me.
HERE BOY!
*the dogs come running over*

I bet you too believe in the myth that is your own autonomy. Bonde.

Drink a bit beforehand

*upvotes you*

oh sure when Carnegie gives to charitable causes he's a good guy but when George Soros does it he's Satan

I'm Satan.

absolutely bursting for a wank

Wish I had a nice British accent desu

quit porn. NOW. wank once every two days. thank me later.

When you consider that he gave almost all of it away I'd be surprised if that didn't have massive effects on the economy of the day. That was significantly more than the economy of most countries in the world at the time, and more than the combined debts of both the US and every single European power.

any oxbridge reject man in

develop a transatlantic one for the best of both worlds

so do I

I’m a bit drunk in the London area, anyone looking for a proper fight then a pint after and maybe a quick shag?

heaps of weirdo kids at secondary school spoke with post brit accents to try and sound smart
literal fedoras tbqh

yank fetishism for actresses with half-posh accents has ruined too many films to count
stop it

Is anyone here in crewe? i'll meet up with you right now and we can take turns beating the shit out of each other

mind if i bring this acid along

Mike Tyson didn’t wank or have sex for 5 years

I’m on a week and my balls are about to explode

*posh brit accents

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daisy ridley has a mongy accent

Anyone in Wakefield? Let's meet and I'll smash your skill into millions of pieces

Nonce.

this is me every night

ur dads well gay mate

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Carnegie's charitable donations were building libraries in pretty much every town in the UK and US, several universities, a huge trust that still pays out for scientific research and an institution for world peace. By this point he was effectively washing his hands of his fortune.

Soros donates to highly divisive political campaigns that will ultimately increase his fortune.

Bugmen BTFO

jay

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woah

Any /veryearlytoil/ man in?

Toil starts at 4am for me

If I don't wank for several days my cock just pours with precum nonstop
tastes good though

>Carnegie's charitable donations were building libraries in pretty much every town in the UK and US, several universities, a huge trust that still pays out for scientific research and an institution for world peace. By this point he was effectively washing his hands of his fortune.
>Soros donates to highly divisive political campaigns that will ultimately increase his fortune.

>nofap

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Cambridge reject here

has anyone ever told you that your flag looks like an old one the dutch threw out

must be a pain in the arse replacing the mirror each time

Nah. I am a weekend toiler though.

Soros was also a cunt who made his fortune bankrupting the people of England

Lol wagies.

grimsby met reject here

>Soros was also a cunt who made his fortune bankrupting the people of England

don't know why them two kissing at the start got me rock hard