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>What's the secret?
Step 1: be a slut.
Step 2: don't not be a slut.

My gf Yukari

My wife Aya is cute!

me undressing

master...bation?

AJAJAJAJAA
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We've been over this, you are not fluffly
Don't worry about it cutie

>you are not fluffly
rude
really really rude
unbelievably rude
Westie would never say that

Love her too.

AYAYAYAYA
Rude but true, I bet you're not an autistic tank spaz like she is

Wait his hairs not floffy...

Good night anons.

Are Maoris really as bad as most say they are? Are they worse than niggers?

it is!!!

gn

>Are they worse than niggers?
Nowhere near
Maori are alright you know, I mean if something is stolen it's 90% gonna be a Maori but alot of them are good cunts.
There are infinitely better than niggers or abos

Goodnight!
Wew lad.

Goodnight
No, I haven't met many but they're mostly alright, better than some of the white trash down here

Goodnight buddy.
Sweet dreams.

I really haven't had too much bad experiences with them, they're a bit ratchet I suppose is a good word, but all in all, they're pretty good.

the gf

Cute

Righto buddies.
I'm off to the supermarket, don't do anything fun while I'm gone.

Buy me some energy drinks cutie

You got it mate, bring back some chips for me will ya

>energy drinks
t. 14 who plays games all night with his razor gear

'netto

>who plays games all night with his razor gear
Only my mouse and mousepad are Razer brand I'll have you know.

Hahaha you are such a dork

Please tell me they're the ones with the LEDs that you can synchronise

>Please tell me they're the ones with the LEDs that you can synchronise
Nah, it's just a normal one with Razer branding
I don't know why I have it, I think I bought it online really cheap at some point.

Hmmm... I'm been doing some calculations and despite not getting mates rates this flat I've just been offered is going to work out cheaper than an all included studio room, and it's in a good location, 30 seconds walk from a supermarket. I think I'll take this one

>30 seconds walk from a supermarket
God I wish that was me.
How much is it per week?
also: invite me to your housewarming desu

Do I get to live there too?

Good stuff buddy.
Sounds legit.

>How much is it per week?
170
>invite me to your housewarming desu
yeah sure

How about you, have you got a nice flat this year or are you going for the cheapest shitty flat you can find?
if you want, although it might be a bit cramped with two people

>170
is it still a studio room or are you going to have flatmates?

>have you got a nice flat this year or are you going for the cheapest shitty flat you can find?
In theory I should have a decent one, my last flat cost only $75 a week rent (which you could probably tell from being inside that it was shit) and this flat belongs to the University so it will all be maintained and stuff.
It's also off the edge of the student area and was owned by an actual person last year so it should be decent.

We'll have a competition on who has the better flat, but you probably have the better location.
How far is it away from uni?

Crampness is not to far from coziness!
It's all about how you look at it!

I bet you would be nice and cozy sitting on my lap.

>is it still a studio room or are you going to have flatmates?
It's a one bedroom flat, so no flatmates (thank god)
>It's also off the edge of the student area
so are you far away from uni and everything else then?
>How far is it away from uni?
a wee way, It's up the north end, close to the Gardens
Hmmmm... That's a good way to look at it, It'd be cramped, cozy fun

Mhm!
That does sound cozy!

>It's up the north end, close to the Gardens
I see, that's where I thought
I guess I'll best walking past your flat often to get groceries.
>so are you far away from uni and everything else then?
Nah, it's just at the end of Dundas where it's not very Student heavy, it's definitely closer to uni than you are.
I'm surprised you got a solo flat for so cheap, fuck I should have gave your grandad a call.

Is that street called Butts Road?
You're living on Butts Road?

You can move around as much as you like.
I won't mind

Okay I will!

Butts Road is a really funny name!

>I guess I'll best walking past your flat often to get groceries.
Yeah, it'll be quite a hike to get to the supermarket from where you are
>I'm surprised you got a solo flat for so cheap, fuck I should have gave your grandad a call.
I got this after months of vague and noncommittal answers, I'm surprised it actually happened, I was days away from signing a lease for that place you found for me. So I would not recommend

No, there are no houses on butts road
but I'm probably the closest house to it.

>Yeah, it'll be quite a hike to get to the supermarket from where you are
Seems like it will also be quite a hike to get to polytech everyday for you though
I know what I'd rather find hard.

good morning gang

Might take the dog for a walk

>Seems like it will also be quite a hike to get to polytech everyday for you though
Probably about the same as my last flat
>I know what I'd rather find hard.
And what would that be
Good morning cutie

>Have to take 2 30kg+ packages into my house
>No one around to help me
>Have to struggle and get them in the house myself

f-feels bad.
HELLO!

Good morning buddy.
Sleep well?

>And what would that be
Benis

Lots of sea mist today lads

Hot

ah good morning mr aussie who works at the bank and freezes accounts of INNOCENT old Ladies on a daily basis
but you are just the nice guy right?

yea slept bretty good
and how was the lads days?
god i want to go outside...

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I-I-I am a nice guy desu.
R-right?

>no flags

Really makes me think

Outside is nice sometimes
There never were any flags to begin with

>working at a bank
>nice guy
thats not really how it works qt
but no worries, love you nonetheless

I-I-I-I l-love y-you too.

i have arrived

Sup Terry.

t. Nigger cattle

hehe suck it Greymouth.

Diet Lemonade with Fresh lemon juice is quite refreshing
8/10
would recommend

yeah good mate good. what's up for today?
shut the fuck up

Morning gents

Good morning buddy.

Just got back from lap around the beach up to the lookout, it's surprising how much those big rains a while back fucked some of the paths
Fuck Greymouth
Noted, I may try that one day
Morning Napoleon

>Diet Lemonade with Fresh lemon juice is quite refreshing
>8/10
A beer in the morning is quite nice too.

>A beer in the morning is quite nice too.
I'm not an alcoholic like a certain highschooler

Fuck off, I am neither an alcoholic nor a highschooler

Do you?

Just opened a cupboard and found a bunch of clothes I'd stashed away, including a very nice Hawaiian shirt

No, we all speak Te Reo

No, Mandarin and Hindi are the most widely spoken languages.

Hell yeah my glow in the dark jacket was in there as well, this keeps getting better

Үгүй? Бид яaгaaд aнгли хэлээp яpих юм бэ?

What, more treasures from your parents house?
Also I've never heard of a glow in the dark jacket.

>including a very nice Hawaiian shirt
You really are a dumb nerd baka
why does it have to be so cute

>Te Reo
Can you speak it?
>Mandarin and Hindi are the most widely spoken languages.
Are there actually so many Chinese in NZ?
>Үгүй? Бид яaгaaд aнгли хэлээp яpих юм бэ?
Speaking English is a must nowadays

>Are there actually so many Chinese in NZ?
don't remind me...

>Are there actually so many Chinese in NZ?
I don't see them myself, but in the cities you can't get away from them.
They're everywhere.

The stars on the jacket glow in the dark, it's annoying to sleep in the same room as
Take that back, Hawaiian shirts are cool, have you not seen Magnum PI, he wears a Hawaiian shirt and he's cool

Looks like you got some immigration issues on your hands too

>Take that back, Hawaiian shirts are cool
I said it was cute...

eh, depends on how you see it
Is immigration bad for us? not at all.
Could the immigration have done more to benefit the average person? absolutely yes
We'll see how labour changes any policy, but I'm afraid the main problems in our society won't be going away for at least 5-10 years because National really fucked us in the ass.

How old is that jacket?
>Hawaiian shirts are cool
I've never seen someone wear one of those seriously, do you genuinely like them?
I don't know if it sounds like I'm having ago, I'm not, I'm just curious.

>eh, depends on how you see it
>Is immigration bad for us? not at all.
I thought it was because I see some of you guys complain about them quite a lot desu

Foreigners are the devil.
They're different and I don't like that.

>autistic roomate wakes up
>gee its 7 am better make as much noise possible
well, there goes my comfy silence

Well it's just a bit of a meme to complain about chinks here in New Zealand.
In reality it wouldn't matter if National didn't completely fuck the housing in this country whilst also letting the farmers destroy the rivers.
If I'm honest I'm indifferent to the ethnic makeup of this country, as long as the Chinese who are allowed to immigrate have western values I hardly see the problem.
I know plenty of second generation asian immigrants having been raised in Auckland, and they are no different to anybody else.

Goodmorning lads
Is everything ok?

Is everything ever ok?

Good morning buddy.
Sleep well?
>Is everything ok?
Sure is, everything is A-Okay.

no

slant-eyed poofs

I see what you mean. I agree people who immigrate should try to integrate

Why?

Glad to hear that
Yeah I sleep like a child

Just had a nice dinner

I want to look cool, not cute
I think it was new when I got it at 14, luckily I haven't grown much so it still fits
Good morning mate
I'm okay

>when I got it at 14, luckily I haven't grown much so it still fits
*cough* highschooler *cough*

>I sleep like a child
Did you have any cool dreams?
Whats ya plans for today?
What was for dinner?
>I think it was new when I got it at 14
Yeah it does look a bit dated.
>I haven't grown much so it still fits
Well a good thing about this is you can still wear all your old clothes I guess..