ITT: Celebrities you've met

ITT: Celebrities you've met
(Part 2)

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giv giant gf

manlet pls

It that k0d1ng w1th k10ssy?

me on the right

me in the middle

pls ;_;

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>hand clutching medical tubes
hot

forgot pic

How old is this dude?

I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).

Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit.

“I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”

Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.”

And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.”

Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

Met Lt. Dan (Gary Sinise) in Iraq during a USO tour, truly a nice guy.

Nice.

is this irl apu?

This reminds me of the time I met Ryan Gosling.
So I was at a small local restaurant in LA the other day and out of the corner of my eye I saw Ryan Gosling eating by himself. It was clear he didn't want people asking for pictures or anything because he was wearing headphones and looked kind of tired.

I was sitting diagonally from him and I would notice that he wouldn't even answer the waitress in full sentences, he would just say "mmm" or "mmhmm". I think it's because he couldn't hear what she was saying. The weird part is when he checked his phone I saw that he was listening to the hamster dance. After a few minutes had passed, he would open his phone again and press the repeat button.

He kept pressing repeat until he was done eating. When the waitress came to give him the bill he just said "do da di do?"
The waitress looked kind of confused so she just smiled and nodded. Eventually he put down some cash and got up and left.

Jej

Which continent?

There was a great story of someone sitting next to Liam Neeson on an airplane. Seems like he'd be an interesting person to meet.

My parents met George Harrison in the Paddock Club during the 1996 Melbourne Grand Prix.

Mother noticed Harrison walking down the pathway that leads to the individual rooms and she was speechless. She could barely breathe as she told her sister that there was a fucking Beatle right in front of them.

However, she found out later that Dad was having a drink at the bar and talking to him. Harrison actually asked him if he wanted an autograph but refused.

My old man is dead now and one of my regrets is never finding out what he was talking about with George.

lel

Does she let fans hug and kiss her?

I met Kanye West at a Waffle House after one of his shows. Totally out of the blue.

Talked about the Famous video and Geroge Bush briefly. Cool guy.

This, but does she also let them get brahhped in the face?

>these white bitches

Bill Nye the Science Guy at a nanotechnology conference in...2006 I think?

Not really a celebrity, but I was on a plane with and then later standing in line with Gina Gerson, as in the pornstar.

We were waiting to go through the passport check at the airport in Budapest and I kept looking back and trying to focus my eyes to try to figure out if it was really her. The same woman who had taken like 15 bbcs in her ass in one scene. Eventually she noticed and sort of flicked her head at me as if to say, "What's your problem?" I just laughed and continued on. She kept trying to look over my shoulder at my passport but I guess she was too far behind me. I later looked up her twitter which said she was in Hungary so I'm sure it was her now.

I worked with the guy from Wheatus once. He was wearing a Rick and Morty t-shirt

how have we not seen this guy in some kind of scifi/fantasy/horror movie yet

You have.

He was in Fury Road.

Paging Carice ex - boyfriend.

I made brad pitt laugh after I yelled at a fat nigger lady
>worked in a small grocery store in LA county
>celebrities come in sometimes to get out of LA for some privacy while shopping
>so Ive "met" a lot, some remember me some dont
>one day, brad pit comes in trying to be inconspicuous, but ive seen him before and notice him right away
>unspoken rule to never approach or geek out when meeting somebody famous, plus im not a sperg so I leave him alone
>there is a chicken rotisserie machine where I work, the kind the slow cooks whole roasted chickens
>this specific time its empty, a fat black lady waddles over
>"y'all got no mo chickens?"
No ma'am sorry, we'll be putting up another batch soon though
>"how damn long?"
>long enough so its edible
>she goes off about that was her dinner and I did not meet her needs and now what is she supposed to do for dinner?
>im slightly hungover and already dealing with a few customers at once so already irrated, as she is drawing attention
>I snap
>"lady, youre in a fucking grocery store, im sure you can figure it out"
>she huffs at me and walks off, the corwd around me is chucking
>see brad pitt is laughing in the back
>feel a bit better about my day

This is a good story. Well done.

Hey, back for a very short while. It's late here. What you wanna know?

Did you know that nobody knows who invented bitcoin and some theorize it was actually Karlie?

lucky

me on the left

Dear god, I've been here long enough to remember you. I'm assuming you're not making up stories about working at a grocery store in CA. Is it upscale, like whole foods? Didn't you meet see mel or keanu there?

>got hugged by James Earl Jones
>got hugged by a drunk Carrie Fisher
>hit on a drunk Bryce Dallas Howard and chatted with her for a while
>posed with harrison ford and mark hamil
>had a convo with Josh Gad
>Had a convo about the muppets with Jason Siegel
>heard Mathew McConaughey go alright alright in person
>Had to get away from a drunk Rob Lowe
>Made Daisy Ridley feel awkard

There's more but I forgot.

I am a B list Hollywood actor

Ask me anything

Literally who are these women? What makes them celebrities?

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are you sure? he looks much different in the photo.

Me on the left, AMA

different poster user, sorry, But I do remember that guy as well. I never told the story because its kind of boring and I didnt want the credit to go to him. This was also some years ago

Karlie Kloss is a supermodel

how do you feel having to turn to modeling and quitting your acting dreams because you get no roles?

Have you taken part in any traditional jewish undrage rape-festivals?

I met Chris Elliot walking down the street in Chicago. He stood there and waited for 15 minutes while I went and got my phone to take a pic.

How Jewsih are you? Where do you hide your jew diamonds you use to launder money into israel?

It's not ideal, but at least it beats boinking you-know-who for roles that don't lead where they're promised to.

Was he dropping beats back then to the right message?

>55 year old Joanna Coles has a nicer body than Karlie Kloss

I met David Yost, the original blue ranger at a con. I met also the original black girl that became the yellow ranger afterwards. I also met Walter Jones, the original black ranger as well. Got their autographs but too cheap for pictures. Shook hands, it was great.

Went to a showing of The Room here in Maryland and Greg Sestero was there doing Q&A and all that and also a meet and greet at the end. I had him sign the back of my phone which I still have.

I'm also extremely certain that when I was in Heidelberg, Germany walking down the street, I saw Chef Robert Irvine (Restaurant Impossible) just chilling outside a little bakery. I kept looking back as I was walking ahead and saw a worker inside comeoutside to shake his hand further cementing my beliefs.

Oh and I also met famous Baltimore Orioles players Harold Baines, Brooks Robinson, and Boog Powell

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Lou Ferrigno at the Arnold Classic a couple of years ago. He charged $20 for a picture. Didn't say a word to me only talked through his handler. he yelled out "take da picture" in pissed off way because my dad was having problems with his camera. He talked like a retard but i had no idea he was deaf until after the fact.

Those are basically the women version of Sup Forums. A bunch of 2/10s calling 9.5/10s ugly.

>had to get away from a drunk Rob Lowe

please elaborate

I was sitting in my parked car minding my own business and Mark Ruffalo randomly threw his head in the window and screamed in my ear.

I almost shit myself and he just walked away laughing his head off and slapping his knees.

I'm not making this up.

He was drunk and what I was doing for a gig involved celebs wanting pictures with me, the thing is he kept on wanting pictures and would follow my ass around. It was funny.

Poor Taylor, he had to settle for uggos like pic related

>Be outside afi concert
>Hear the guitarist is across the street at Starbucks
>Go over hoping to get an autograph
>See him reading a news paper
>I approach
>umm e-e-excuse me
>He looks up
>Lose all my spaghetti
>The bathroom is right over there right?
>Yeah I think so
>Walk away in shame

u jelly Sup Forums? yeah u jelly

"Mean" Gene Oakerland. He was opening a burger restaurant in town.

How will manlets ever recover?

I met Robert Carlyle he punched me right in the balls

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I met David Patrick Kelly and talked to him for about half an hour. He is such a nice guy I coudnt believe how cool he was. He's the little guy from 48 hours, Commando, The Warriors .

me on the right

In middle School this kid Smitty always bragged about how he knew bad ass Billy gunn and even had his phone number. No one really believed him so one day we forced him to call from the pay phone at school to prove it
>Dials a number from inside his wallet
>Yeah man, it's Smitty my friends here don't believe I know you
>Hands over the phone and we all listen
>Yeah guys, Smitty's my dude. And if you ain't down with that I got two words for ya
>We just stands there in silence for a couple minutes in sheer disbelief

You got to meet William Hung?

no shit you're on the right

She's such a qt with long hair.

You met Kevin Costner?

me on the left

Did she love to cuddle after sex?

>B list
keep telling yourself that, bud

you okay bud?

My friend met the "schlanger" girl from Mad Max Fury Road

me on the right

if you couldn't tell he's short you're a fucking retard, those girls are idiots

yeah

I hope you got checked for STDs after that

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god damn....yes you are

Got them J's on my toes

He's always high..

FUCKING ROASTIE WHORES

>some guy that is only a head with arms and legs gets chicks and I can't

Suicide it is

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Sup Forums is dead

He's deaf in one ear. I bet he was being a duck and trying to blow out your eardrum as well.

WTF!

this is soooo poorly written

What am I doing with my life?

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

What is the actual problem with this little fella? Why is his head so fucking big?

And they say celebrities are all assholes

This is so fucking fake

His head absorbed most of the mass from his body while in the womb, like a twin absorbing the other, therefore: large head, small body

calablackness?
malibu?
sherman oaks?
encino?

or fields market?