/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

I Guess The Last Thread Wasn't The Last /tpg/ General After All Edition

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fuck Twin Peaks

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>DAD
>DAD PUT ME IN YOUR TV SHOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO IT
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/tpg/ is dead, yet it lives.

delete this

What's with the Lynch hair? It's like a melding of Jack Lord and George Lucas.

just like Jacques "not-Jacques but Jean-Michel" Renault

Friendly reminder it's been confirmed that this Eddie Vedder song closes the series. It also confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

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this thread is making me hair conscious because my hair keeps falling out and I have dandruff for like I year now that won't go away

shouldve put a trigger warning

First for Bobby was is and always will be cool

Pearl Jam fucking blows, man

Rhonda best girl

He's the slightly less evil doppelganger from the meh lodge.

If her character was more prominent, she'd dethrone Audrey as top waifu in Twin Peaks history.

>Rhonda will never decide she'll let you kiss her

Coop dies two episodes earlier as already normal you stupid Abo.

No matter your opinion of Pearl Jam or Eddie Vetter, that song still closes the series and clearly says Copper never comes back.

Cute!

Wat

It's a reference to Andy, not Cooper.

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call for help ( ._.)

NO LOVE DEEP LYNCH

But seriously, if you were Harold what would you have done in this situation?

"HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!"

>plant some hibiscuses

>this was a planned event for a photo on the show and the actresses weren't just hanging out

nothing due to my crippling anxiety and agoraphobia

Why would you hire a dwarf assassin who is pretty much guaranteed to be recognized by police after like 3 hits? It's like hiring Andre the Giant and expecting people not to notice him walking around.

I mean if you're a cop and you hear about a dwarf assassin you're gonna tell all your friends and all the detectives have to do is look for cars retrofitted so that dwarves can drive them. Or even just put out a news report that there's a midget assassin who looks like a tiny Mr Clean and EVERYONE is going to hear about it.

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>Harold
who?

literally the second most forgettable character in Twin Peaks after Bernard Renault

obv he does everything on foot did you see the guy he is pretty speedy

Your mistake was expecting realism from a show that had this scene in it.

>My memory is shit
>It is the show's fault

>Murder scene begins
>"I'm A Good Man" starts playing

Is that from the scene where Cooper is walking with Laura Palmer?

I would've just given them the diary.
Fuck Harold.

Hahaha
LYNCHED
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THIS IS WHERE WE GROW THE ORCHIDS, SHELLEY

>looking for retrofitted cars made for dwarves

>scratch my face with a gardening tool
>REEEEEEEE
>hang myself

>Find Laura
Is Laura going to fucking resurrect? Or will visiting Laura's grave finally snap Cooper out of retardation?

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the dogs are not what they seem

Place your bets on when Coop regains his memory

All Shelley had to do was pick one good man and she'd be top tier, but her judgment was so bad it's just terrible.

The second half of the season

when did they say this?

GRAND
THEFT
AUTO

Coop is gonna sacrifice himself and go back to the lodge in exchange for Laura.

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Posted it in the last thread but I'm gonna post it one more time

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Never
See

The old Cooper can never come back, not after 25 years in the lodge, not after Annie, not after Diane. The Coop that could have been, the good-natured bookhouse boy shaping up Dead Dog Farm... that Coop is just a memory of a dream.

>Bobby not a good man

get out

I spent my day watching the entire first season and most of the second season, what's wrong with me /tpg/?

>Implying

Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Coop;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie
>killed a dog and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system

You need to go to Missoula

He had his wits in episode 1 until he went left the lodge

He will be back in the last episode when evil Coop is stopped

He's definitely not going to be the same as he was 25 years ago, but I'm willing to bet he'll act like a functional human being sometime during the second half of the season.

then what's this

I guess we'll find out about it in season four

you're interpreting it too literally. this is Lynch we're talking about

if you're correct then the odds are it's referring to the fact that even with his mind back, Cooper will never be the same. he's now suddenly in his fifties, and everyone he used to know has plenty of reason to distrust him, some of them have reasons to hate him, and it's not really his fault. no matter what happens, Cooper can never be the same man again, and his life has been irrevocably changed.

the fact that Annie's dead for sure means already that the lyrics of this song are apt. he went in to save her. now she's dead.

these guys get it.

>janey-e takes bullying too far
>turns to physical spousal abuse
>strikes dougie / coop
>dougie / coop cobra strikes back
>lynch's abuse of women continues

not true, the dog had 5 legs

A changed man, that's what it is.

You're about to shuffle off to Buffalo.

>>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie

The rest I already knew or had surmised, but what's the basis for this one?

>Would that this desk were a time desk... so that I could correct my past mistakes

Leland tells him before he leaves

That's David Lynch directing on set. What do you think it is?

Best girl!

>dog with fif leg

she's whoring out with truck drivers for a pinch of coke, she's the worst girl

The Michael Jackson song

Fuck off from those two bitchies and go see Mrs. Tremont and her grandson next door, learn magical powers.

BoB made her do it

Plus she literally tried to corrupt everybody because she was a miserable piece of shit. Secret Diary made me hate her even more.

>inb4 muh she was a victim

Keep it to yourself. Don't have to be a product of your environment. She was a weak person.

If Annie was alive people would not be just finding out now, 25 years later, that there are two Cooper's and the good Dale was still in the lodge. Even if she had just ran and escaped she would have tried to send messages to Truman, Cole, etc. She was the biggest threat to DoppleCoop for this reason.

You'd do it too if you were being raped by demons and your dad

It's a world of truck drivers, user.

>Keep it to yourself. Don't have to be a product of your environment. She was a weak person.

do the world a favor and an hero, faggot

Diary has been written after her death and she didnt write it cretin

>getting defensive over your make believe waifu

There's only one faggot here, user.

post characters that remind you of you're self

me on the left

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Why do they have a white guy playing him though?

Literally what?

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He'll snap back to stop Boop from raping Gordon

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Buella best girl

End of episode 8 or in 9. As much as I love Dougie he's gotta go at some point to advance the plot.

That's my favorite pic. Like 2 angels kissing the Fuehrer.

With how quickly views have dropped we won't be getting one even if Lynch wants to. As much as I'm enjoying S3 I don't want them to do a 4 and ruin it.