Dinosaur flick opens at #1

>dinosaur flick opens at #1
>headline: "..takes a bite out of the top of the box office"

>only comedy showing
>Opens at number 4
>"Come watch Americans number #1 comedy movie.

>

>mummy kino opens poorly
>"the mumny gets buried by wonder woman"

>submarine flick flops
>boy they really fucked the dog, but in a submarine

>Cars races to the top of the box office

>Spider Man swings to the top of the box office
>"Wow" says the rolling Stones
>"Full of memes" -Redditâ„¢

>It's the movie that all of America are talking about
>Woof the talking poodle who is also gender fluid and unable to homosexual because xog lacks a sexuality

...

>It's a movie that all of Europe is talking about
>Literally no one outside Europe has even heard of it

>He doesn't go to an art house cinema

Gee, I wonder who's behind this post.

>its the movie all of china are talking about
>ching chong ding dong xiu liu pio pie starts playing

>xog

goddammit user, I had a mouthful of coffee

>A TRIUMPH

Bravo user. Thanks for the laughs

>"See this movie, the white race is FINISHED!"

>There's a movie where they torture a little white boy who is no older than 13 because he's white in America but where he lives he's a minority so he's ganged up on and gets stabbed and some kid holds a gun to his head and threatens to kill him for being a white kid... And it's AMAZING.

mummy is shit

>movie about cars has a good opening day
>[movie] races to the top of the box office
You stole my thread for a few weeks ago

What kind of shit is this?

>Finding Nemo makes a splash with record opening
>Wrong Turn gets lost with weak opening
>Spider Man 3 swings into 1st place
>Pearl Harbor bombs with underwhelming debut
>Ocean's Eleven steals the top spot
>Schindler's List burns up the Box Office with record weekend

>Woody Allen movie flops
>BOX OFFICE HOLOCAUST FOR ALLEN

The Schindlers List really shoa'd the weekend box office raising the heat.

>baywatch flops
>"Baywatch sinks like a rock"

>And Rough Night had a rough time at the box office this weekend

>Saw V carves up $70 million to top the box office this week

>Movie goers shelled out $25 million to see Teenage Mutant Tuttles

>Sea Biscuit crossed the finish line with $60 million this weekend.

>Blue Chips counted less chips than expected

>Reply to this post or die in your Jeep tonight made a trunkload at the box office