Captain America and now Don Draper? Her jewssy must have magical powers, these dudes are so far out of her league

Captain America and now Don Draper? Her jewssy must have magical powers, these dudes are so far out of her league

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she's a doll. she has the exact same mannerisms and personality as my ex.

youtube.com/watch?v=raNBOHeRAp4

its 50 minutes long so just randomly start scrolling around, you will like her. if you watch 5 minutes of her talking.

There's plenty of girls like that who don't look so jewy

she's pretty cute and she hooked up with captain america because they made "gifted" together and WHY NOT?
seriously, she's cute. Deal with it

Fell a little bit in love with her from a Drunk History episode, have not seen her in anything else.

Are Jewish women capable of actual love? I often time day dream about Jewesses like Eva Green, Kat Dennings and Lizzy Caplan but always get sad by the fact that they would only be with me because of money.

youtu.be/i041b_BMgL4?t=2m14s

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I will never understand Jon Hamm. The guy is a literal 10 and almost every public relationship he's been in is with 5s and 6s.

>The guy is a literal 10

N-no h-h-homo?

nah he is a 9 maybe.

She's qt desu

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saggy ass. but great hip to waist ratio.

He's been losing hair.

I think its my absolute hatred for jews that makes me want to impregnate their women so badly.

haha what? are you retarded

What is wrong with her fucking MOUTH

google.com/search?q=Jennifer Westfeldt&source=lnms&tbm=isch

Dude is an alcoholic of course he is losing hair.

Feels good to know I'm hooking up with hotter chicks than Captain America or Don Draper. This is a huge confidence boost OP thanks

agreed

Hooking up with? Probably not. Dating? Sure.

may bad man, you werent lying...
JUST

>implying u are
bullshit. Post pics or watch that webm of jenny half naked and dare say that again

Cap has fugged Gisele Bundchen, Vida Guerra, Jessica Biel, Emmy Rossum, Kristin Cavallari, Kate Bosworth

I don't get it, why is this being spammed?

I date a hot Jewess that looks exactly like Lizzy Caplan. She chased me to the ends of the earth through two different two year long relationships with other girls over years. She played the long game, got me. We've been dating for six months. Intense bdsm relationship. Best sex I've ever had in my entire life. I wouldn't say I'm in love with her, but I'm irrationally and uncontrollably aroused by her all day and night. She's like a lizard monster that's leashed my by the cock. it's so weird

She's a professional beard. I thought you morons knew that Evans is a massive faggot, guess not.

Remember when Evans was /ourguy/ until we found out he's a Hilary supporter?

JUST JUST JUST
What the fuck man that doesn't even look like normal balding... is this what alcohol abuse does to you? Is that flask full of gin?

He's just balding because he's high test.

I think she's pretty cute honestly

isn't this the relationship with lena and adam from Girls ?

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She's probably fun to be around and seems like she would be energetic in bed.

There are a lot more important things that pure attractiveness if you have to be with someone every day of your life.

Holy shit.

Never watched the show, but Lena is abhorrent. It's a loveless sex based nightmare relationship, but I wouldn't trade it for anything really. She an ex professional dominatrix that works in corporate now. Weirdest fucking springtime of my youth

She chose the wrong doctor. Fucking unfortunate too, she was waifu material in KJS.

balding but with a footlong. I could live with it

he is going to get spam until the rangers get the wildcard and knock those faggot ass astros out the playoffs
>MFW

With his money he could easily get plugs. I wonder why he hasn't done it yet.

>tfw Hamm is balding at 46 while you're already balding at 25

JUST

Wait this is a side effect of alcoholism? I was planning on making that my lifestyle

thats more of a fold crease rather than a bulge

you justing too bro?

>these dudes are so far out of her league
Dude most women date men above their league unless they are landwhale or a quasimodo, women can be choosy

What?

Leave the fucking house once in a while user

Like, seriously.

sorry user he is right

this sounds horrible

fucking freak

Complete and utter bullshit, most men date solely on appearance, it's not in most women's top 3

Literally.

>most women date men above their league

literally the most retarded person in the thread right now

nah man his dick is 15 inches and gets thinner and crooked to the right at the tip

She has a full good body. Trim belly and a nice big rump. I don't know if I want to fuck her or cook her.

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he's right though

what's going on here. I mean, did my post sound like.. im a sassy teenage girl?

THIS
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Hamm's career is in the shitter because among other things, he thought he's above capeshit, so he's hooking up with a Jew so (((they))) will forgive him and cast him in stuff again.

You motherfuckers don't understand.
Jewish women are sexual animals, the raunchiest, dirtiest sex i ever had was with a Jewish chick i roomed with. Shouting, choking slapping i think they all have next level daddy issues and self loathing, god bless them. Only girl who came close was a Brazilian chick, im not sure but i think all hue women are taught at some school how to fuck like pornstars

>next level daddy issues

nothing compared to negresses

>Thank you for fucking our women goyim, we will now make you Superman

This is her numale ex husband. Jenny a cute and I don't mind her at all making up for lost time.

Expect MEW to be doing the same thing soon.

I need more of her and Ron Funches as lawyers.

>this Cosmo-tier sex gossip

Sup Forums is cattier and bitchier than any gaggle of sluts

Jewish girls have nothing on black chicks and half Asians, or even mega conservative Christians.

>half Asians
THIS

stop making fun of my jewfu!

She doesn't even look Jewish

That's how it works

>She doesn't even look Jewish

>She doesn't even look Jewish

I was in love with her around the time this came out. V cute jewess.

why thr fuck does don smile like that? It makes me depressed

>I don't mind her at all making up for lost time.

I mean she almost certainly cheated on him throughout the marriage.

He hadn't had a drink yet.

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this bitch is fucking insufferable and i normally lovv jewesses

i thought i hated her...but i don't really anymore?

Canadian Club is a pure garbage brand of whisky, i pray for Jonny boy's soul

AYY BOYO WHEN YOU WAKE UP THIS THREAD WILL BE THERE FOR YOU

t. your snownigger friend

youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw

>mfw this hasn't been posted yet

Norm is a national treasure. Wasn't there a lot of outrage about this when it came out.

no lol

doesn't she supposedly have a tiny pussy? that always helps

I'd let this babe beak ram my fart box!

As my dad says, "you're just a poser until you you get plugged by a brown noser!"

so she waited 4 years to sodomize you?

she's ugly cute in a way.

god damn.

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How2 do this? I've only dated anglos and middle easterners. There are barely any Jews in new Zealand :''(

Try anal

I think his alleged alcoholism has probably held back his career and maybe some relationships.

He can just get an hair transplant like every other balding celebrity out there.

Nigga....

well yeah, it ended his relationship with that woman he dated for like 15 years.

Hngh

>alleged alcoholism
lol

I think he's got pretty low confidence and self-esteem. He was a huge failure prior to Mad Men and now he's a failure after it so he just keeps settling for /uglywomen/