Wow, what a slut

Wow, what a slut
God I wish I were him ; _ ;

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How old is he and her?

21 and 43

that guy is only 3 years older than her kid

What exactly IS with her obsessive desire to extract semen from young men?

Underworld is actually a documentary

>21
>already rich and famous

he's going to get some mommy+daughter action

never heard of him
googled his stand up
will never hear of him again

So this dude posts here

What the fuck does she see in him? Just looked him up and he is god awful

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She must have a weird fetish for ghetto white twinks

>tfw 22 with 48 year old gf

good deal. get the cow, get the calf

>What the fuck does she see in him?
gee I dunno

Has the succubus found a wife to siphon off the life force from young men? Is this why she still looks perfect at 43?

BROMEDIAN

fucking based

Why can't rich people just be normal?

This bitch is fucking nuts

Why the hell is she fucking around with young dudes when she's a single mother

Damn I wish I could get some of that then leave

Is this young male/milf-kino?

Listen to him talk. Have you ever seen a hot girl that talked like a complete retard? It makes them far less attractive.

you just tell them to stop talking and start sucking

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he's a douche what a surprise

Hot

Now this is something I can fuck.

He better be careful with his young fame, you never know where it could lead

>wild and out is STILL on
holy shit why

Only eleven inches?

Lily if you're reading this you should peg him and post pics

He dodged a bullet. She became a complete slut, probably does heavy drugs too

>user, I want you to take my daughter's virginity. You're so good in bed and I don't want her first time to be with some loser. And I want to watch.

she's not married?

nigga is fucking sarah silverman now
he dodge a bullet only to get hit by a fucking nuke

They is fake, right..?

even (((wiseman))) couldn't stand her

fake twitter son

pit whore

isn't she a dyke?

So that was the last underworld movie ever?

the hell, he seems like a legit fuccboi

the poor guy just had one huge role and nothing else.. if the movie was anything other than terminator 2 nobody would give a shit. It's just some guy... leave him alone

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katebeckinsale Summer's here sniff someone's armpit to prove you like them #fbf
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he only directed the 1st one IIRC

>plot of her new movie is about her banging a college kid
>it happens in real life

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

thanks for ruining my night asshole

;_;

She likes comedic men.

Do you think she sat on his face? Haha that would be weird

>Wanting to fuck attractive people younger than you isn't normal

there's no god

literally pimping her axillae

why she after that why boy D though. I mean look at me on left.

I want her to pack me and throw me down the stairs.

>this is 10/10 in burgerland
Seriously either your women are fucked in the head or you're all extremely ugly and deformed. This guy would struggle to get 6/10 slut in my country. What the actual fuck

>You'll never make wild passionate love to Selene...

Why even live?

if I was a famous actor I would date random ass girls and not other celebrities y'know, so I can have some power play or whatever you'd call it

>OP doesn't know it was mommy makeout day

she's a britbong you mong.

So if I act, dress, and talk like a flaming faggot I can finally find a qt?

with US passport, living in LA, dating americans

and I'm talking about not only her but whole comment section - whores literally dripping wet for some reason.

We'll, it worked for your dad...

JUST

western society won't last even 40 years

legit fuckboy

Id fuck him over Kate tbqhtyvm

How can he be a comedian? Way too good looking. Da fuck.

taking method acting to a new level

>This guy would struggle to get 6/10 slut in my country.
That's what you think. Women in your shit country would spread their legs for him in an instant. What you think women want isn't what they actually want.

He's not a good one

Nucomics are attractive, had easy lives, and have no mental disorders.

fuck this shit, I'm going to watch Patlabor and lift weights for the next hour and a half.

That guy on the left is the corniest motherfucker in the world.

That's the spirit my boy, let other people's achievements fuel your own desire for success.

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>be a fat sad sack of shit
>no girls like me in fact they feel disgusted by me
>saw Zyzz making fun of whores, get inspired to get /fit/
>fast forward a couple of years later chad af in college
>finally get the dream of fucking and turning down chicks left and right
>still feel empty at the end of the day

I miss Zyzz :(

my fucking dick

>tfw
Im 5 years older than him, im not gunna make it bros

Literally makes my mouth water.

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Now that you've seen things from both sides of the river, it gives you a better perspective, and empathy for those around you. Be proud of what you've achieved so far, keep aiming higher and never get complacent.

Just quickly scrolling through the thread and looking at the images. Post more lewds.

no, you're ugly. ain't no fixin that

He's actually funny and really likeable

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and then you're gonna down a 40 and forget about it

>looks like a model
>funny
>charming

He could do better

Just this week I was on this female comedian's instagram (stephanie simbari, long story) and randomly in a few pics, I see Kate Beckinsale hanging out with all these fucking comedy D-Listers.

I couldn't believe my eyes!! It was like seeing Sylvester Stallone on Facebook doing lines with the guy who runs the local car wash OR Emma Stone on a yacht blowing some arabs... I mean, it just doesn't look real you know?

Now it all makes sense! Kate is what we call in the business... "A Chuckle Fucker".

They are a rare sad beast, having to sink so low, but they do exist :(

Ok we know that Lily Mo is actually here so please tell us what do you think of this???
Are angry or excited???

damn, why couldn't she practice on me lads?

Retard

haha ya dude that would be pretty funny HAH. what do you think it would be like? i mean like details

>tfw the only milfs you can get are fat married spics on craigslist

you know what to do

So you're telling me there's a chance

Why shouldn't she? Should she be fucking overweight 50 year old men like your dad instead?

the comments in that site are priceless.

Yeah, kind of. You'll always get laid as the overtly outgoing guy at the club as long as you aren't autistic about it.

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>black coat & lingerie
>white high heels

it worked on that whore of a mother of yours