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the south-east asian sexpat edition

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what's the queen's last name

windsor

The gf

HUN

i remember being told this at some point and then finding out it wasn't true

Alright lads time for toil.

Be lucky, faggots

WISH I WAS BORN A GIRL AAAAAAA
EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH EASIER

Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

Told my parents I was going to resign from my current job, but they asked me to wait a little longer.

Can't really say much otherwise while I'm under their roof and can't exactly move out and quit at the same time.

II

>faggots
fuck off yank

honestly all brits in SEA outside of singapore should all be gassed

>Queen Elizabeth was born on April 21, 1926. Her full name at birth was Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, and she was born of the royal House of Windsor. Therefore, Queen Elizabeth's last name is Windsor.

I'm unironically too good for that 8/10, you have to remember I'm freakishly handsome.

when's the Winds of Winter coming out lads

friend is trying to make me go to Brighton uni
not a great uni and want a fresh start but worried ill end up friendless

von Düsseldorf

had a lovely dinner at Pizza Hut with the same people that said I was really nice last week
They also said I need to come visit them in Manchester when we're all back in the UK
like this feel

You'll end up making different friends anyway

>asmr girl accepted the paypal payment
i'm in lads

bad lad

Shanghai doesn't really feel like the rest of China

huh

spacker + wasted trips

don't worry
as long as you're even slightly normie you'll make friends
I lived at home AND I'm socially retarded but I've made good friends at uni

>been up half an hour
>already lost my door keys and stood in dogshit
Ah yes, this is going to be a great day.

woud smash thailad's puny nonce skull in to a million little pieces if he even DARED look at me

Cannot imagine the kind of runt who pays to go and see a stand up comedian

cretins

only been there once to take my mate to hospital but the fact I went in and got spoken to in English, AND had a Westerner who works there come out made it feel nothing like China

yeah but honestly I dont know lad. ive always heard semi-normies end up lonely

Inexplicable feeling of dread has returned

yeah if you're paying for it you at least want to sit down

Watched an anime and had a wank

Feeling good lol.

I get that too
think i fucked my head up with drugs

might need to go
love chink technology and finance
hate chink cultural habits

Bristol > Brighton

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glad we live in a first world country where this sort of thing doesn't happen lads

A(NUS)GLO

I know some mancunians who are in china at the moment
I wonder...

If you trace the paternal line back far enough it's Italian. Ozmo some Italian toff, sounds like that neway. Circa 1100 I think. Easy to do with wikipedia

>retarded wordfilter from 2014 still exists

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nah they don't
I suppose I'm a bit of an outlier because my biggest class for Chinese only had like 20 people and we all go on really well

this is my favourite eternal Anglo picture
Mosley looks positively megalomaniacal there

FOBEAC (fuck off bizarro east asian cunts)

only one of them is from Manchester, but they all study there
what city are the people you know living in?

asmr girl liked my reply on twitter, i'm in lads

Shenzhen is the place to go for technology and shit like that (apparently)

honestly if you have at least one person you know at uni it makes it 1000 times easier/less depressing

but i'd steer clear of brighton if you don't like drugs

this

was alright when there were one or two seamonkeys around but now they're in the fucking walls

Love this man

Imagine living in a world where there were critters roaming about as big as your shoe that had venom that could kill you in 60 minutes
Would be like living in a comic book

wow
so this is the power of Autism

you took chinese at uni? how is that working out la

Leftist humour is so fucking dire.

The fire rises.

Absolute lunatic!
Can see why that basket case want it published!

honestly just ban chinese people from the wider internet again lads, really not a fan of the normalisation of their existence in wider society

just woke up lads

breaking news: trump skipped breakfast this morning - could impeachment be on the horizon?

...

Same, forgot to set my alarm.

I stopped playing pubg because even the European servers are full of Chinese subhuman """" people """"

still doing it
here on my year abroad still doing it
didn't put in enough effort into reading so got put in a lower class than I should have been put into
however coming here has made me feel like more of a brainlet (but all of the Anglophones are in the same boat) becaues everyone can speak their native tounge, English, Chinese and usually another language
There's a Korean girl in my class who can speak English, Korean, Chinese, Spanish, and understand a bit of French

Where do poor Italians live?

IN THE SPAGHETTO!

that's why you only play as a squad and win every other game

*bangs on the vents with the broom handle*
I can hear you in here! Little bastards!
*BANG BANG BANGBANG*
Jeeves! the east asian runts are breeding in the ducts again, they've got in again!
*noodles and soy sauce begin oozing out of a crack in the wall*
JEEVES

may have been looking at the queen mum not Liz 2
or victoria

Beijing I think

where do poor americans live?

america

what you planning on doing after you graduate?

seeing the 'pist this morning lads

haven't had a wank in a a year soon, was it worth it?

where do poor Nigerians live?
Britain

miles away from me then

good question
I pla-

back into the nickel mine you go gwailo, you've still got another 13 hours on your shift before the compulsory 20 minute mandarin study session

great scenes twitter.com/gregecky/status/951167367530377217

rep. ireland actually

Lauren Southern's not happy with her current BF, I know this because I'm one of the 2 mods on her livestream, I donate $500/month to her patreon for this position but I think it's worth it, I'm slowly working my way in there

can't wait to click on this twitter link, like I do every twitter link posted in /brit/, I bet it is going to be a thrill

almost there
Mandarin speakers don't say Gwailo, they say laowai, waiguoren, baigui (if they're white) or heigui (if they're black)

satirical, but also VERY true picture

>gwailo
>mandarin

I always click them, theyre usually good fun

un RT'd, found out this is very abusive wit context

Builders? Not a fan.

imagine if she went to your uni

H-hey this isn't the YMCA.

imagine if you just dropped of the face of the planet and never posted this little runt of a cunt ever again

jeremy corbyn is a danger to the british public and should be treat as such

LOVE pakistan

Mad how The Independent is actually in favour of a continued divided Ireland - don't know how they can live with themselves!

the irish are a fifth column bent on the destruction of the white race and everything the civilised man holds dear

ah yes the ideological paradigm shift

BATMAN

love how the asmr thing has created gainful employment for talentless whores without even the need to get their tits out

problematic post

is opinion posting a new gimmique?

wish I was a girl
I'd make hella cash