You and your friend just robbed a bank, you both have never heard of Spider-man...

You and your friend just robbed a bank, you both have never heard of Spider-man. Once you leave the building and look up you see this guy staring at you in the night perched on a building, how scared would you be?

He's wearing a mask and is crouched like a weirdo so yeah I'd be a little freaked out.

Turn to my friend and say "BUSTED! UNDERCOVER COP, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"

At night?

Yeah, I'd be freaked out a little. I suppose if I'm robbing a bank, I'm more hardened than I am now, so it wouldn't be *too* big a deal. But I'd still be weirded out.

>scare your friend
>gets shot

"hey get down from there, you'll hurt yourself!"

At first I'd just be wondering why some weirdo is sitting on top of a building in a Halloween costume, but as soon as he shot webs and started swinging towards me I'd probably be screaming like a little girl.

>Shot web

Are we talking muscular adult Spider-man or scrawny teenage Spider-man? I just want to know how much I underestimate the guy before I get my ass beat.

The Spidey in the pic is what you see.

Have I heard of like the Fantastic Four and shit, though?

Because I'm gonna assume it's one of those weirdos trying to imitate them, go in all fearless and get webbed to a lamppost.

How do I shot gun

"Heh, fucking weeb kid."

"Shot" would be correct in that sentence.

"Look, that costume looks uncomfortable as fuck"

I'd probably throw him some money make it look like he was in on it, clearly he's here to rob the bank.

That would actually be really badass to say.

You just said I've never heard of him, so I wouldn't assume anything I'd just keep booking since I'm on the fucking run having just robbed a bank.
What kind of idiot stops to sight see after a heist? Do you want more witnesses? A picture taken of you?

When he starts crawling on the side of walls chasing us, leaping impossible distances and I hear some thwipping noise before he comes swinging then I'd wonder if I'm losing it.

Probably less scared than I would be if I knew who he was.

>it's actually thwip thwip

I'd be pretty fucking scared. If he's pissed, then I'll probably debate suicide

>D-dad? Is that you?

Angry Spider-man is scary as fuck

"look he's not angry son, he's disappointed"

Wow. We've hit the point where the kids don't know how to shot web. The meme is officially vintage.

I think you mean expired.

I'd be intimidated cos he's ripped as fuck, but I probably have a gun so I'd point it at him and tell him to fuck off

Then he'd either web the gun or do some superhuman athletic gymnastic shit and I'd crap my pants, fire my gun, miss obviously because it's spiderman, then I'd surrender immediately

Now what if it is a crazed Spider-Man?

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"You look like a fruit! Not like a homosexual, I mean a literal walking fruit!"

Then cry like a bitch when my ass gets handed to me.

I'd shit my pants if he stayed silent, if he started cracking jokes like he normally does then I'd get pissed at him and try to shoot him. And then he'd kick my ass and I'd probably shit my pants anyway.

Laugh at the weirdo and run, I guess.

I like these responses a lot

I like how the thugs that talk usually stay conscious a fraction longer than the ones who don't