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Twin Peaks General

Fuck off, I can't be bothered linking the pastebin edition

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Wonder if the casino people will do something about Cooper when they seem him on TV.

I've also been thinking about the scenes in the Roadhouse and RR in the most recent episode and how much I like the idea of being in a location and then something happening rather than just cutting to a location as soon as something happens.

Also at the end when the guy runs into the RR, that guy is Bing, played by Lynch's son, and he's looking for someone named Billy. The subtitles were wrong. So that's something else to think about.

since OP beat me too it

pastebin.com/pZgXp6xm

Meanwhile:

Left: before browsing /tpg/
Right: after browsing /tpg/

Me on the far right is basically me seeing my HS girlfriend after 14 years (yeah, we still hooked up).

>beat you to it
>thread was in page 10 limbo for hours

It sure is Summer.

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Audrey Horne
2. Annie Blackburn
3. FWWM Donna Hayward
4. Shelly Johnson
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Ronette Pulaski
9. Teresa Banks
10. Lana Budding
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Donna Hayward
14. Maddy Ferguson
15. Laura Palmer
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Josie Packard
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Denise Bryson
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

>Teresa in the Top 10
Well I'm satisfied

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seems legit

>Jaywalking

>Laura palmer is 15

She's no. 1 you fucking Jew motherfucker you

>Raped Dick Tremayne

FALSE! Dick was into it.

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>Laura at #15

So I finished season 1 and heard season 2 isn't very good and has a lot of filler, which episodes can I skip?

Watch it until Leland dies
Then you can fast-forward until episode... 18.

None. The skipping meme is just that, a meme, at the end of the day there's only a handful of eps which you could call completely bad or useless in S2. The first half is essential to the overall plot of Laura's murder, and the final 5-6 ones get a new important plot going which leads to the peculiar finale. If anything just skip James' scenes, his misadventure outside of Twin Peaks drags on for too long and is never all that interesting

Why is lynch so obsessed with rape?

if you're really that much of an ADD faggot you can skip all the james scenes because they are literally useless, plus all the nadine stuff in case you don't find it funny and the whole subplot about andy and dick with a kid, but I would suggest skipping nothing

James' biking adventure would be fine if it tied in AT ALL to the other plots or mythos of Twin Peaks, Laura's life or the two lodges. His subplot doesn't contribute anything except to pad out running time.

well, these generals didn't last very long

So, tell me /tpg/... Where was David Lynch born?

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>obsessed with rape

TIMBUKTU XD haha us /tpg/heads are so wacky

Abandon this shitty doppelganger

Proper thread here

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why the fuck would you make a second general when the first is still on the top two pages

Fuck off, this one has a cool picture and your one doesn't

So if Mike leaves Gerard's body, will he rejoin with the arm or still be his own separate entity?

so who /dougie/ here

youtube.com/watch?v=htssVvBVEi4

Pretty sure Mike's been split into three seperate entities - the Arm, the Arm's doppelganger and Gerard.

There's no singular "mike" anymore (although at one point there used to be).

Did anyone else really dislike the opening/exposition scene in the last episode?
i feel it was something showtime forced him to do and it was shot begrudgingly and ironically.

the arm's Doppelganger is its own thing though. It's not split from anyone. Cooper's Doppelganger isn't split from him. It seems most things have a Doppelganger. I wonder if Bob & The Giant have one? Perhaps The Giant is Mike's Doppelganger?

I thought it was comfy as fuck, sitting down with Hawk and the Sheriff, getting back into that headspace

Which one, the first one set in Twin Peaks?

I really hated how they talk about Cooper going into the Black Lodge like it's an everyday occurrence. They could've just talked about how Cooper "disappeared", ffs.

Do Lodge spirits even have doppelgangers? I thought that was a human thing.

>They could've just talked about how Cooper "disappeared", ffs.
But they knew he disappeared into the Lodge.

well wouldn't The Arm be a piece of Mike's spirit?

yes that one. They talked about it like they just did a recap of the old show.It was not organic,just something to help new viewers through exposition.
I even saw a pleb review saying that this should have been the first episode,just because of that scene.

Well, the thing is they factually saw him entering the lodge, it's not that big of a mystery. Hawk in particular believes in these things

>I really hated how they talk about Cooper going into the Black Lodge like it's an everyday occurrence.
I think it sorta is, at least for Hawk

I'm actually hating the scenes set in the Sherrif office. The ones in Buckhorn are far better. The police officers there have more chemistry, too.

it would be the bad part that he wanted to remove

Yeah, I see your point. The sheriff probably goes along with it / just takes it as local folklore (doesn't want to insult Hawk's beliefs / heritage).

but if The Arm is bad, then why is The Arm's doppelganger bad? Shouldn't the Doppelganger be the reverse?

The Arm is bad and the doppelganger is bad as they are both creatures of the black lodge.I think their opposition comes in that the arm acts as a host and information office at the lodge, but the doppel is a bloodthirsty killer.

>No Missoula fag

It's Hawks heritage man

Unfixed heart detected

What's Bob's doppelganger like?

/r/ing image of Andys ass

pick one /tpg/

Very low-IQ ranking

Pretty sure he doesn't have one. Bob is singular. The Arm only has a doppelganger because he's a split personality, if Mike had never cut him off he would've stayed singular too.

audrey is so much prettier than that FAS slag that it aint even a question,it should be visual cognisance test.

how come Anne's doppelganger was windom earle's wife?

so who /sweeping/ here

youtube.com/watch?v=QyA1IQdiR4I

Audrey is a prostitute with a shitty x3 TeAsInG rawrrr personality.
Laura is where it's at if you disagree you ought to kill yourself >>IMO

>not duchovny

he clearly sez "has anyone seen billy"

Can I skip season 1?

She wasn't, Cooper just chooses to view them similarly

pure kino

If you prefer an ugly turboslut with daddy issues that would cheat on you with the next guy that gives her 10 dollars to a pure pretty rich and smart girl you should probably go to the nearest bridge and measure the earths gravital pull yourself my man.

Who or what is the One Ring of Twin Peaks?

Only watch the Missing Pieces.

what did he mean by this

This guy

just watch FWWM then the pilot and the last 25 minutes of the last episode of season 2 and you've seen all the good shit

He's talking about some old book series written by a FUCKING WHITE MALE. Probably something Blonald Blumphf would like.

I havent seen S1, S2, FWWM, The missing pieces and the first 7 episodes of S3, will I still enjoy this season?

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Yeah but you'll enjoy it more if you watch the previous seasons so go watch them

boi

>people still making up shitty theories

Stop, Lynch doesn't want for his work to be over-analyzed.

Well, Sheriff Frank wasn't a sheriff back when all this shit happened, he needs that recap.

Frost does though
Checkmate

why are you guys such contrarians?
We need more coffee and less senile Lynch

>Download FWWM
>it's a mistitled Missing Pieces rip
>download another one
>same thing

Did I just get Lynched®?

Look for one that's not 90 minutes

MONGOLIAAAAAAAA

Why does this shit-tier "DUDE ITS SO DEEP" show have a general?

>Stop, Lynch doesn't want for his paбoтa to be over-analyzed.
Did he actually said that somewhere?

What do you watch?

TWD

i love baywatch

Fargo and BCS. nothing else good on atm. Just explain how one can enjoy Lynch's self-sucking style for an entire TV series? Every preview I've seen, every synopsis, every clip, every webm, every meme has not interested me one bit. Just admit that the show sucks and you're watching it because DUDE LYNCH.
not me. nice try lynchfag

DUDE STRAWBERRY LMAO

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Well, I've never watched BCS and Fargo but I've never even clicked a thread talking about those shows, meanwhile you're out here all triggered

Wyndham Earl, Minus What Deleuze and we say his nature, Nature, makes sure that his two games are losing streak is the best part of "black lodge". Hotel safety, "knowledge" and "black" existential philosophy creates a block chain. God of surprise, "Do not worry," the desire to control the audience with a rich desire. As TMFAP's shame in "tone" tissues is absolute truth, but we are baroque (and any Lovecraftian). Earl reflects his personality, Rich Love Verborgenheit, produced in response to "Sup Forums" (DC) optional. Simple - we (beneficiary) (specifics Cooper and Brix) principles that are consistent with the accuracy of the heart, due to uncertain mood. Palmer is committed to an intellectual step psychosomatic. Palmer's active ingredient is an insignificant legend, but very delicate but very important "normal". Earl phone that remains undiluted. "We can not do the theme" at the Black Audience Hotel a bit (negative) and undoubtedly wrote to Indians.

>after getting a hot meme on /tpg/

I'm not triggered user, I was just genuinely curious. Also I dislike all Sup Forums generals because of the cancer and tripfagging.
>tfw no one can answer my question.

Was that Mike shitting on that little cunt dating Shelly's daughter a couple episodes ago?

>Just admit that the show sucks and you're watching it because DUDE LYNCH.
Why is it so hard for autists to understand that people like different things.

>Every preview I've seen, every synopsis, every clip, every webm, every meme

I feel like I'm in Sup Forums right now, gotta admit I'm new to Sup Forums but fuck this is a trash board. Watch the goddamn show before you trash it.

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