Sir, the other patrons have been complaining about your odour

>Sir, the other patrons have been complaining about your odour
>Could I please do a quick penis and anal inspection to make sure it isn't you?

Take a hike, you damn negro

For the last time, Robert. I've had up to 5 inspections this session and I don't intend to partake in any more of this chicanery. Last inspection my diaper was changed and baby powder was applied. I'd insist you check the popcorn mines for any corpses.

Sir, please don't make me break your arm like last time

No Demitrius i want my Crab legs with extra butter! Or i make poo poo in my diaper!

Fuck off Robert, I really don't need this shit

Sure thing, Rondell. Make it a thorough inspection and, if you could please inspect my rectum via digital and colonoscopic analysis I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.

I can't stop brapping Robert :(

look I took a shower like 6 days ago and I use female deodorant

As you wish, sir.

Sorry, buddy. The only one who looks like he has shit on him is you.

Did he teleport behind me?

It's not me. I use Lush products religiously.

I am perro caca :(

Finally realized he had a job. I'll miss robtavius, no one cleaned up after my falcon better.

sniff my pusy Rob *sniffff* ahem, what is this delightful scent? oh yes mmhmm *sniifff** BRAPP

how can liberals not appreciate casual racism?

Sorry sir, there's a strict no singles policy in effe-Oh, is that your mom over there? Well that's entirely different! Come on in!

Inspect this!
*teleports behind u*
*unsheather lightsaber*
Not no tough now huh kid?
*slices nigger into a million pieces*
Heh, easy....

Make it quick, easy on the teeth and use your tongue on the back of my knob.

>he still hasn't come back
Huh, I guess that's all it really took

>Robert congeals into a liquid pool
>Morphs back into his original shape
>His arm transforms into a giant spike
>He impales you
Have a nice day.

>He's allowed in THIS theater?!

What do?

Lane's sweet young brapper and gurl pucci can get it

Sir, please calm down, I always observe kinos without pants. That way I can edge for 90 minutes and shoot a big load instead of standing up and doing the mandatory applauding. I've confirmed with management that this is an acceptable substitute.

Careful sir, the butter is radioactive!

why aren't you wearing goggles, Robert?

where is your liquidator badge?

Lmfao penis inspection

Go back.

No fuck off dude Reddit is good, just you losers hate it because it promotes intelligent discussion unlike this Nazi shithole

Where the fuck did he go

Heh, do what you gotta do. But don't say I didn't warn ya
*Robert smugly chuckles and pulls down my pants*
Robert:N-NANI?
*It's actually my two fingers pointing right at him*
SPIRIT GUN!
*Robert is banished to the shadow realm*
Yare yare daze

Have you checked the theater crematorium Robert?

Last time I was there, there where a number of unburnt bodies lying around.

N-NANI?!!

reported

H-HE'S FAST WITH THOSE DUBS

You say that as if it's a bad thing

This gif acts differently every time I open it

hmmm smells so fishy....... *sniffff* oh yes mmhmm what have you been eating, my darling? BRAAAAAAAPPPP *sniffffffffs* i am getting lost this aroma hmmmhm i'm salivating, so delicious mhmmm *small fart after the strong one* hey hottie, you'll have to do better than that to make my dick hard!

check these dubs

>odour
Fucking ausfags.

If you would rather fuck Lane than Jules you need to gb2r

Hey, Mr. Successful black man. Could you give me a job?

Lmao

>singles night
>you don't get your complimentary body armor