ITT: Celebrities you've met

ITT: Celebrities you've met
(part 3)

Roseanne Barr asked me for a cigarette the other night in the West Village.

I was a cable runner for a studio in 2015, was asked to welcome London Grammar and Ellie Goulding into the building once and bring them coffee if they wanted it

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Damn you're lucky man

I met Mark Watson after a comedy show he did. My cousin runs a production company with him. He was a pretty chill guy.

>playing on the road as a kid with some friends
>a car pulls over
>window rolls down, really fat guy, he's asking directions to a well known nearby village
>we point him in the completely wrong direction
>says thanks and drives off
>we laugh hysterically for a few seconds
>mom comes running out of the house
>'Wow! Aren't you boys lucky!'
>...
>'That was Robbie Coltrane!'
>...
>'You know, Hagrid?'

Owl noises

etsubatsu

I met Yao Ming in an airport in Houston, he stopped to take photos with everyone who asked but I wasn't trying to bother him. Tallest fucker I've ever seen in my life.

I met Phil Jupitus at the Edinburgh Fringe last year when he was doing some artsy drawing thingy.

> 2007
> Going to California to see uncle
> On connecting flight guy next to me says "Hey Anthony"
> See it's Anthony Anderson
> Waaaaaat.jpg
> Never don't see too many celebs
> Two dudes talk quick
> Pleb in me pops out
> "Can I shake your hand?"
> Everyone laughs
> "Sure you can young brotha"
> Things proceed as normal
> Find out Kevin Harts on flight.
> Wasn't as famous as he is now and didn't fully recognize him


I look back on this and cringe that I asked to shake hands with him like a pleb. But it was nice. Only other celebs I've met are in the sports realm.

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stop making these shit threads one after another fucking REDDIT

I met Spud as a kid.
Didn't know who he was until Trainspotting 2 came out and my dad mentioned it.

cunts

>his dad was excited about Trainspotting 2
seems like a cool father desu

These threads are proof that we need /cel/

Was Trainspotting 2 any good?

>ITT: Celebrities you've fucked
That's more interesting, I think.

Do tell.

Met Brighton Sharbino on a plane, if she still counts as a celeb, think her sister was there, too.

if i saw ryan gosling i would of said in cool voice " if you ruin blade runner we will kill you" and walk off

haha man that would be awesome

dood bada$$

Damon Albarn in Damascus

Posted in the first thread yesterday - dated Carice van Houten over 10 years ago for 6 months.

A couple of times along with her best friend. Was before GoT, but she was famous locally.

Also Michiel Huisman at the supermarket a couple of times. We grew up in the same place.

How was she?

Lmao coincidence we post about the same woman.

I saw Steve Buscemi in a Brothel in Germany.
He almost drowned motorboating the tits of a fat african prostitute.

Pretty, sweet, quite horny for the full 6 months. Lived together for 4-5 months of those in Amsterdam. Good times, but she wasn't, and I wasn't too interested in taking it more serious. Still see her sometimes when she's in the country, and we work together once in a while.

Hah, yeah just saw that. Because no one else will know him, I had dinner with Barry Atsma a few weeks ago, good friends with him. He lives in Utrecht now.

why do i feel that this is fake? no german prostitute would put out for such an ugly guy like him

Im related to him

r u real

Ja, maar ik ben nog steeds niet thuis, haha

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>a fat african prostitute

Ah cool, same carice poster.
There is one non TV related celebrity I used to do volunteering work with growing up.
He introduced me to biebs once, so I think you can figure him out.

Funny thing is that before blowing up with fame, he wasn't that popular at all and had girls stolen from him a couple of times.

Garrix?

I met Sam Hyde in person after his comedy show. I also Skyped with Jessi Slaughter for an hour.

me on the left

>I also Skyped with Jessi Slaughter for an hour.

Took you a while to nut to that busted pussy didn't it?

>Skyped with Jessi Slaughter for an hour.
How long ago? Didn't her dad go to jail for raping her and then died?

was it the biggest blackest prostitute you've ever seen?

- Mark Hamill

- Stephen Amell

- Edward James Olmos

- Nolan North

- Hershel from TWD

That is fucking awesome.

This made me sad

goodwin dr calle

damn, i never see celebs when out and about in manhattan

this guy shares his stupid story in every thread

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Wow, youre lucky!

I want her to squat on top of me and deploy a big, girthy log of shit in the middle of my chest. I wanna feel the weight of that pile of feces over my torax. Then I need her to urinate on my face while I beg her to sodomize me for a whole day, pouring hot wax on top of my prolapsed rectum.

Then I would like her to chop me up into pieces and burn them at a filthy alley where disgraceful homeless people would line up to eat my roasted bits and later defecate me in the streets of a violent and racially divided city.

and a few other minor celebs

bit weird

One more I forgot about. Cool dude.

Yeah, we did something in the summer for children from lower income families. No idea why the guy hasn't boasted about it yet. Would be good pr.

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How much of a cunt was he?

He didn't write or direct the film

>EDC 2016, day 3
>soloing it
>start dancing and putting out good vibes
>qt starts picking up the good vibes
>we chill for a few hours
>have retarded conversations with girl
>she invites me to her hotel room
>forget and fall asleep
>didn't get her number
>look up her name later
>a fucking porn star
FUCKED UP

really?