JSA Storytime: Punisher 2099

Good evening owls of Sup Forums,

the chair! the chair!

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so how about that mini, eh

>twitter.com/thesteveorlando/status/748512200684339200

>nytimes.com/2016/07/01/books/midnighter-apollo-gay-superheroes-of-comics-to-reunite-this-fall.html

In October the company will publish Midnighter & Apollo, the first part of a six-issue mini-series that reunites the two heroes, who are gay and have an on-again off-again relationship.

“They have a firmer idea of who they are, and they’ve become stronger and more confident together,” said Steve Orlando, who will write the comic, which will have interior art by Fernando Blanco and covers by the artist known as ACO.

1) that's a bitchin' cape
2) is Jake getting tied up and gagged /d/?

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Pretty great for real. I'm really happy for Orlando. He might not be the constructionist Tom King is but I think he gets a broad spectrum of character voices so I want to see him write a lot of shit and have fun at DC.

We spent like 80% of this comic in a sex dungeon, it's /d/ all the way /d/own.

I have seen neither the traditionalist nor the progressive comics fans excited by the teasers so far.

This mean nothing to marvel even if the users of their biggest bootlicker dont like that state of marvel now 2.0.

But I think marvel now 2.0 will fail and we will know that it failed when mosaic get canned before 10 issues.

now who is this

So happy Orlando gets to keep telling Midnighter stories. wonder if we'll get more minis announced

i'm excited for Teen Team. mostly tho it depends on creatives, just chair shuffling or something cool coming.

They're gonna buy them anyway desu

That CBR poll makes me thing the new Marvel Relaunch should be renamed MARVEL NO.

is anything confirmed at all or just teased? is it just that Deodato pic?

captcha is being both weird and slow tonight

We know Prez is supposed to come in October. That's like 4-5 across Sept/Oct solicits. Might not be more than those.

>teen team
>full of OC, c-lister, Kamala and Miles.
>no mutants
>no already established teen superheroes

Yes user, I saw that joke too.

Until that black goon gets a name, I am taking his sports jersey top as inspiration and thinking of him as Duck King 2099.

>Midnighter/Apollo
>that Section 8 sequel
>Raven
>Prez

That might be it until 2017 and those new books Johns said desu
Maybe 1 or 2 more a little later

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Lee's advocate, couldn't you read this as people were upset at DC and wanted a change while at Marvel they're happy?

I think just the Deodato pic. A couple of I QUIT teasers have started with the kids from ANADAvengers and ChoHulk. what's funny is all the I QUIT but keeping legacy names. Deodato's art on the teaser is the biggest turn off to be desu senpai

>muh fav teen complaining

and always pro OC in Big 2 what are you talking about

captcha's taking like three times as long tonight

CW2 : Convergence :: NOW again : DCYou

Let's wait until sales to make that comparison but yes that would be very nice if both flopped like dc's stuff did

good points, i had forgotten about those already announced ones.

I'd be super shocked if we get the LOSH/Atom/SHAZAM/JSA wave this year

I just want them to learn and fix their shit

or ever

>I'd be super shocked if we get the LOSH/Atom/SHAZAM/JSA wave this year

Yeah I'm thinking those are like March books maybe

>On our end, we're just trying to make comic books that connect. It's not our job to worry about whether that translates to the screen. We're not R&D for TV and movies—we're just creating comic books.

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If we ever get them it'll probably be Feb/March 2017 books
Maybe January

I hope January, I want them now

maybe NYCC news for a Marchish launch is the thing to hope for

to be honest, I am pro good OCs, like Kamala and that it, maybe Kate Bishop but she isnt really new.

The other ones can fuck off because they are either selling poorly and nobody care about them (Moon girl, squirrel girl even if she isnt new,) or the are editorial/writer mandate (new war machine who is Bendis daugther, russian hope wasp, Mosaic)

Yikes, 2099 was hard on Axel.

I think I'm mostly filled with despair over how bad comics journalism is. I mean it's always been bad but I think it's actually worse than it's usually been. It's half regurgitated press releases and half politicized attacks, sometimes both in the same article.

Feels good, man. And this is coming from a marvelfag.

You can drop the "comics" there IMO.

>"This is not an event. It's the status quo of the Marvel Universe in the aftermath of the war,"
They started a new status quo not even a year ago and now they're hyping up a new one this fall

wait what the fuck is going on with the colors and bar graphs.

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you mean like people who think Marvel can crank out a Cap comic in 2 weeks bc of fan response

they've done this every event.

Maybe this will be an "everyone is HYDRA" event and the Marvel offices will be burned down in protest.

I listened to more of that Tom King interview today, apparently Batman #1 is hand lettered

blue is hell yeah, yellow is not sure, red is fuck no

They're two different polls asking cbr users how excited they are for rebirth and marvel now

how are you guys

I am still /o\

I swear to god I am dropping marvel if no new x-men book come out in marvel now 2.0, I would accept a new Cable solo for christ sake.

At least Wizard had Toyfare to spin all their good ideas, like a Dog Letter Column and Twisted Mego Theatre into.

would you even take X-Man?

See ya again in about a dozen issues or so, Jigsaw 2099.

but on the Marvel one the graph and the numbers don't match. No has 65%, Maybe has 25% and Yes has 10% but the chart has the colors moved around and changed. Yellow is No, Red is Maybe and Blue is Yes. DC everything seems lined up

Man, when did Jake get crazy enough to start having personality splinters?

I would gladly take the adventures of AoA mutant Jesus.

bout to go to trivia and miss all the fun talk

if there's a franchise that can rise like Phoenix

He went crazier when his girlfriend was killed.

Pffff:

twitter.com/CharlesSoule/status/748630872488812544

I am this close to ragequitting with captcha tonight

I'm excited because tomorrow is a half day at work and then I get a long weekend all to myself

I declined to go to a family cookout on Saturday because standing around awkwardly ignoring everybody's awful political opinions is something i can only put up with so many times a year

Kinda feel like someone's screwing knots in my skull. How's the pupper?

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>There are a lot of Marvel characters we've seen a lot of in the image, certainly. Captain America, the Black Panther, Captain Marvel, the male Thor, and Elektra all line up prominently behind the guy who is almost certainly Doctor Doom. On the other side of the divide, Dr. Strange and the Hulk, are joined by newcomer fan-favorites Ms. Marvel, Miles Morales, Gwenpool, and other, less iconic Marvel heroes. And part of the point of the image, according to Alonso, is to signpost who's going to be important in Marvel comics in the next few years.
>next few years

Remember how important Red Wolf was guys

i am very happy at no sign of AmeriKate shipping on that teaser.

>suddenly split personalities
Huh? But why?

I can't wait for the Solo, Foolkiller, and Slapstick solos to last five issues!

>I am this close to ragequitting with captcha tonight

You getting the same glitch I am, where it's splitting into two boxes and generally being dumb?

Wizard was not that bad to be honest. It had a lot of stupid stuff but it could occasionally give you an interview or a feature that told you something you didn't already know.

And then you had the Comics Journal type of thing where they openly hated the Big Two but tried to tell you other stuff you should read instead.

The current model is a weird combination of boosterism and rage, where sites spend most of their time plugging the big corporate comics (because that's what gets the clicks) and attacking big corporate comics for irrelevant or political reasons (because that's also what gets clicks).

The sad thing is Bleeding Cool may be the best comics site out there and 90% of its content is terrible. But it will occasionally tell you something you couldn't find from a press release.

Remember when Gorilla Man was on the Heroic Age teaser.

He went to the groomer today, so he may still be an endless pain but now he's a soft and perfumed one

YES

fuck you slapstick is good

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I'm still mad about Foolkiller

So how long does Red Marv here stick around? He's entertaining enough.

Maybe they end up being actually good?

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>Remember how important Red Wolf was guys

I recently read that series.
It wasn't bad. Wish I knew what horrible crimes the writer apparently committed that I'm supposed to hate him for.

Can someone explain degens to me? I thought they were just unsexy mutants, but this makes it sound like they're breeding stock?

I give up, I'm not deal with captcha doing this

I think they're a genetically engineered slave species.

Same here

Well, Atlas was a thing that launched as part of Heroic Age, wasn't it? Before it floundered, and they killed what was for like 2 years the best part of Marvel.

>male Thor

I thought it was like a 5 issue mini

Aw, and so close to finishing too.

Atlas was always around somewhere. Parker kept getting minis. still not a big role or worth that cover space really.

I feel your pain, thanks tho

Heroic Age was a crappy idea for a rebrand title anyway. It made the new comics sound old (people talk about "ages" in the past tense) and it sounded like they wanted to be congratulated for having heroes act like heroes.

"Dark Reign" at least sounds cool. Even "Marvel NOW!," which is idiotic, at least tells you it's happening now.

I literally cannot get it to load to do the last image in my other browser. FUCK YOU, NOT!M00T

I think he also develops alien hand syndrome, or whatever it's called.

Not moot sabotaged Captcha to encourage Sup Forums Gold Account buyins!
That basterdly dastard!

Vague sexual harassment.

Retroactively, it was.

thanks for trying m8

Have you tried the Legacy capcha? Thats slightly less infuriating.

the words ones? somehow I always completely fail at those.

I prefer the number ones, but yeah. Better than "Click the Store Front"

Or just buy a pass

This comic is so fucking great. It's like Transmet, but without the cynical center. Just balls-out cyber goodness.

Why is the "storefront" one such a problem? They're almost as easy as "Click all food" ones.

The real pain in the ass fuck you and your bullshit ones are the "click until none are left" ones.