"Some guy said the OP was Reddit incarnate so we listen to him" Edition
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Remember the following: >Patricians occasionally read these generals and have posted here before. >Patricians may pretend to be normal users asking for recommendations and when you recommend something, they laugh at you for your plebian taste >This is a thread for patrician purposes only don't offer or expect frivolous discussion.
>QotT Do you watch films on your fucking telephone?
Third for only problematic racists like DW Griffith
Leo Parker
Fourth for only contrarians with unibrows like DW Griffith
Evan Phillips
Fifth for only ignorant avant-teens like DW Griffith
Camden Hughes
Reminder that only a sad person with nothing but Griffith in his life takes his films this seriously.
Owen Carter
follow the fabs :O triggered Amaranth WISHES she was Emily Meme!
Caleb Butler
Sixth for only patricians generally dislike DW Griffith
Leo Kelly
>6-8/10 equals dislike
David Perry
Reminder tableau style is and will always be outdated. Making moving images meant to be hung on a wall is an entirely different medium. A shit one at that
Brandon Ward
Jimmy Timmy Power Hour > griffin
Nathan Thomas
Suite Life of Zack and Cody = Malcolm in the Middle > Jimmy Timmy
Jose Rodriguez
David Lynch got into filming because he wanted to see his paintings move though.
Grayson Morris
Griffin is outdated
Parker Moore
you only say that because young Emma had a cameo in those shows
Aiden Robinson
Should've picked a different medium
Nolan Young
He picked the right medium though.
Gabriel Jenkins
DW Griffith > Qbrick + Malick
Andrew Mitchell
Films isn't supposed to be linked with other mediums. Jack Chambers > Lynch
Logan Gonzalez
Jack Chambers should be locked in a chamber.
Wyatt King
New thread. Post your profile embryo
Ayden Morgan
/OriginalName3
Easton James
So are these threads stealth Emma Stone waifu threads or wh PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Levi Butler
>>Haven't got an account? Follow this link and sign up today! Follow which link and sign up today?
Blake Reed
>profile is kurosawa flick >5 stars to Griffinshit
Ahoy, reddit!
Isaiah Wilson
actually I'm smoothhands king of kino
Asher Allen
Smoothhands, you of all people should know film is supposed to be short-form and free of any connections to other mediums
Alexander Collins
i only watch kino
Jaxon Jackson
>only watches kino >watches and gives high score to 2 hour biopic
Luke Wright
I want to press my dick against her butt
Luke Baker
her butte wood CRUSH your dicc if she sat on it lol
Ethan Edwards
Reminder Algiers is one of the best movies ever made.
inb4 Pepe le Moko is better
Anthony Ortiz
but it is tho
Jose Martinez
What's some good films about welcoming death?
James Butler
Architecture + Corporeal Mime > flickering images
Jordan Sanders
What are some good architectural designs about welcoming death?
Gabriel Martinez
Seventh Seal
Elijah Brooks
Battle of Algiers too! greate film!!
Jaxon Barnes
19th century gothic
Hunter Baker
Salvatore Giuliano > Batlle of Algiers
Get better taste, criterionbabbies
Lucas Lewis
not an argument.
SG is one of the favorite films of Martin Scorsese, good film. But I prefer TBOA.
Isaac Anderson
Death Takes a Holiday > Seventh Seal
Get better taste criterionbabbies
Brandon Allen
only because it's in criterion. get better taste
Tyler Fisher
The Life Story of David Lloyd George >>>>>>>>>>> Salvatore Giuliano>>>>>>>>>>>Battle of Algiers
Robert Anderson
>only because it's in criterion. Prove it.
Lucas Lee
tfw no amanarath gf
Aiden Cox
The Life of General Villa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Salvatore Giuliano>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Battle of Algiers
Samuel Young
You haven't even seen The Life of General Villa reddit. Give up, you'll always have shit taste. Learn to live with it instead of crying
Nathaniel Martinez
So you can't prove, just like I thought. me = 1 you = 0
Samuel Reyes
really just one star for song to song? is THAT bad?
shit i wish that the girl that i invited to see citezen kane or el angel exterminador it would have said yes
Thomas Perez
You wouldn't have known about it if it weren't in Criterion. And I can prove you have shit taste. See here Me: Infinity You: -1,000,000
Lincoln Sullivan
>citizen kane HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Nolan Ortiz
Not an argument. Come to the Auteurs if you want to have a discourse in a public forum. But you won't, you are scared.
Lucas Harris
If Citizen Kane's so good, how come it doesn't have a Criterion bluray release?
Lucas Phillips
>If I'm so smart, why do I always ask such stupid things? One of the great mysteries of life.
Ryder Cooper
>If Citizen Kane's so good it isn't
Henry Cooper
what? it was playing in a theater near by,and my first choice was el angel exterminador fag
Blake Myers
i don't think i could evet stop kissing her if i were dating her
Angel Brown
Not going to fight any of your battles for your literal who pleb collection forum, aspie. If someone's making fun of you, stand up for yourself and fuck off of Sup Forums, newfaggot
Thomas Mitchell
Unironically this. Othello > Citizen Kane
>thinking Citizen Kane is good Yeah there's a retard here and it's not the gentleman of fine taste you're replying to
Hudson Wood
>spic
Luke Baker
Reminder there is no bigger pleb filter than DW Griffith and Robert Flaherty
Adrian Richardson
I don't think I could ever stop licking her asshole
Logan Brooks
>so desperate to appear cutting-edge and ahead of the pack that he actively denies Kane's greatness
yawn
Jonathan Ramirez
>aryan master race
James Hill
That's not an Aryan. All true Aryans have Kekistan flags to celebrate their superior heritage.
Joshua Long
Andre Bazinga is the retard.
Easton Butler
bazinga
Samuel Cruz
"You know, an awful much is written about literature and much too much literature is written about movies. And a lot of it is written about as is a whole sort of people that don't desrve it, people such as me. They give me credit for innovations I'm not responsible for and inventions I didn't invent. Then other people come along and say I don't deserve the credit, well I'm here to tell you I never claimed the credit. I mention all this because the movie we are about to see tonight deserves all the credit that can possibly be given to it. It was made just a year after I was born. And there's nothing in the entire vocabulary of the cinema that you won't find in this incredibly complex film." -Orson Welles
Jacob Nguyen
>repeating something ad inifinitum makes it true Good luck with that.
Christian White
John c Reilly?
Kevin Watson
Why do plebs give low stars to Griffith and Flaherty's work? They can't handle it. Too slow, too boring, too complex.
And spend my time shitposting about DW Griffith 24/7 instead?
Angel Jenkins
I only state facts. People cry when they don't like hearing them
Christopher Gomez
You don't.
Jose Howard
That's not how it goes
David Young
That's not how I remember it.
Sebastian Martin
Then you have shit memory based on your shit genes
Jayden Johnson
>paying for DCP Stay pleb, Pablo.
Lincoln Richardson
...
Michael Carter
Man, I haven't been to TIFF since '09 and I was considering going this year but if everything is DCP now what's even the point? Especially when tickets are north of $20 now.
Thomas Harris
I have good memory based on my Jeans' (3000+ pincters)
Jackson Reed
Every silent film is terrible.
Jacob Ward
>mfw Rostova is 4' 11 1/4"
Isaac Wood
Emily Jean is amazing
Matthew Taylor
SMOL :3
Justin Morales
She's so cute :3
Justin Stewart
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
William Barnes
>Murnau >6'11
Holy shit
Lucas Foster
Phantom > anything by your favorite director
Zachary Adams
Friedrich Wilhelm Plumpe
Jonathan Green
God, this movie bored me to tears.
Kevin Foster
i hope slept is in the london ed sheeran concert
Charles Peterson
>be woman >favorite films, chungking express, the double life of veronique, the red shoes, mulholland Dr. >1000+ followers
Jeremiah Lee
>bored me to tears Reminder DW Griffith, early Murnau, and Robert Flaherty are the biggest pleb filters known to man