/lbg/ - Letterboxd General

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The mission of /lbg/ is to promote the intelligent discussion of film as art by providing members with opportunities for intellectual discussion, by recognizing patrician taste through examinations and by calling out embryos as they arise.

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>Patricians occasionally read these generals and have posted here before.
>Patricians may pretend to be normal users asking for recommendations and when you recommend something, they laugh at you for your plebian taste
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>QotT
Do you watch films on your fucking telephone?

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First for only redditors like DW Griffith.

Second for only trannies like DW Griffith

Third for only problematic racists like DW Griffith

Fourth for only contrarians with unibrows like DW Griffith

Fifth for only ignorant avant-teens like DW Griffith

Reminder that only a sad person with nothing but Griffith in his life takes his films this seriously.

follow the fabs
:O
triggered
Amaranth WISHES she was Emily Meme!

Sixth for only patricians generally dislike DW Griffith

>6-8/10 equals dislike

Reminder tableau style is and will always be outdated. Making moving images meant to be hung on a wall is an entirely different medium. A shit one at that

Jimmy Timmy Power Hour > griffin

Suite Life of Zack and Cody = Malcolm in the Middle > Jimmy Timmy

David Lynch got into filming because he wanted to see his paintings move though.

Griffin is outdated

you only say that because young Emma had a cameo in those shows

Should've picked a different medium

He picked the right medium though.

DW Griffith > Qbrick + Malick

Films isn't supposed to be linked with other mediums. Jack Chambers > Lynch

Jack Chambers should be locked in a chamber.

New thread. Post your profile embryo

/OriginalName3

So are these threads stealth Emma Stone waifu threads or wh
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>Haven't got an account? Follow this link and sign up today!
Follow which link and sign up today?

>profile is kurosawa flick
>5 stars to Griffinshit

Ahoy, reddit!

actually I'm smoothhands king of kino

Smoothhands, you of all people should know film is supposed to be short-form and free of any connections to other mediums

i only watch kino

>only watches kino
>watches and gives high score to 2 hour biopic

I want to press my dick against her butt

her butte wood CRUSH your dicc if she sat on it lol

Reminder Algiers is one of the best movies ever made.

inb4 Pepe le Moko is better

but it is tho

What's some good films about welcoming death?

Architecture + Corporeal Mime > flickering images

What are some good architectural designs about welcoming death?

Seventh Seal

Battle of Algiers too! greate film!!

19th century gothic

Salvatore Giuliano > Batlle of Algiers

Get better taste, criterionbabbies

not an argument.

SG is one of the favorite films of Martin Scorsese, good film. But I prefer TBOA.

Death Takes a Holiday > Seventh Seal

Get better taste criterionbabbies

only because it's in criterion. get better taste

The Life Story of David Lloyd George >>>>>>>>>>> Salvatore Giuliano>>>>>>>>>>>Battle of Algiers

>only because it's in criterion.
Prove it.

tfw no amanarath gf

The Life of General Villa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Salvatore Giuliano>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Battle of Algiers

You haven't even seen The Life of General Villa reddit. Give up, you'll always have shit taste. Learn to live with it instead of crying

So you can't prove, just like I thought.
me = 1
you = 0

really just one star for song to song? is THAT bad?


shit i wish that the girl that i invited to see citezen kane or el angel exterminador it would have said yes

You wouldn't have known about it if it weren't in Criterion. And I can prove you have shit taste. See here Me: Infinity
You: -1,000,000

>citizen kane
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Not an argument. Come to the Auteurs if you want to have a discourse in a public forum. But you won't, you are scared.

If Citizen Kane's so good, how come it doesn't have a Criterion bluray release?

>If I'm so smart, why do I always ask such stupid things?
One of the great mysteries of life.

>If Citizen Kane's so good
it isn't

what? it was playing in a theater near by,and my first choice was el angel exterminador fag

i don't think i could evet stop kissing her if i were dating her

Not going to fight any of your battles for your literal who pleb collection forum, aspie. If someone's making fun of you, stand up for yourself and fuck off of Sup Forums, newfaggot

Unironically this. Othello > Citizen Kane

>thinking Citizen Kane is good
Yeah there's a retard here and it's not the gentleman of fine taste you're replying to

>spic

Reminder there is no bigger pleb filter than DW Griffith and Robert Flaherty

I don't think I could ever stop licking her asshole

>so desperate to appear cutting-edge and ahead of the pack that he actively denies Kane's greatness

yawn

>aryan master race

That's not an Aryan. All true Aryans have Kekistan flags to celebrate their superior heritage.

Andre Bazinga is the retard.

bazinga

"You know, an awful much is written about literature and much too much literature is written about movies. And a lot of it is written about as is a whole sort of people that don't desrve it, people such as me. They give me credit for innovations I'm not responsible for and inventions I didn't invent. Then other people come along and say I don't deserve the credit, well I'm here to tell you I never claimed the credit. I mention all this because the movie we are about to see tonight deserves all the credit that can possibly be given to it. It was made just a year after I was born. And there's nothing in the entire vocabulary of the cinema that you won't find in this incredibly complex film."
-Orson Welles

>repeating something ad inifinitum makes it true
Good luck with that.

John c Reilly?

Why do plebs give low stars to Griffith and Flaherty's work? They can't handle it. Too slow, too boring, too complex.

letterboxd.com/OriginalName3/

im not a kurosawa flicc

Original name.

>one hour forty-seven minutes
Forget it.

>9 movies in one day

Maybe you should stop being a fucking NEET

And spend my time shitposting about DW Griffith 24/7 instead?

I only state facts. People cry when they don't like hearing them

You don't.

That's not how it goes

That's not how I remember it.

Then you have shit memory based on your shit genes

>paying for DCP
Stay pleb, Pablo.

...

Man, I haven't been to TIFF since '09 and I was considering going this year but if everything is DCP now what's even the point? Especially when tickets are north of $20 now.

I have good memory based on my Jeans' (3000+ pincters)

Every silent film is terrible.

>mfw Rostova is 4' 11 1/4"

Emily Jean is amazing

SMOL :3

She's so cute :3

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Murnau
>6'11

Holy shit

Phantom > anything by your favorite director

Friedrich Wilhelm Plumpe

God, this movie bored me to tears.

i hope slept is in the london ed sheeran concert

>be woman
>favorite films, chungking express, the double life of veronique, the red shoes, mulholland Dr.
>1000+ followers

>bored me to tears
Reminder DW Griffith, early Murnau, and Robert Flaherty are the biggest pleb filters known to man