What Sup Forums characters would you let babysit your children?

What Sup Forums characters would you let babysit your children?

Not Batman, especially if my child was a dark haired male

Chil...dren?

But he'll teach them to be athletic and flexible.

Wolverine

It's like you want my hypothetical child to get molested

Probably Squirrel Girl

Batman can teach them the art of stealth. You can't molest what you can't find.

>twenty-six panels
>only the Nighthawk one is funny

It's like Bendis' whole body of work in microcosm.

Professor Utonium

Alfred is the only correct choice.

Because Batman turned out so great.

But what if Batman turns them gay

And the Nighthawk one was just him quoting everyone on the internet from the time he started writing the Avengers. (Particularly after Civil War, with the New Avengers mooching off Doctor Strange)

Dick and Damian turned out alright

>Machine Man actually mentions Nextwave

and is that Paste Pot Pete in the 7th panel

I thought Deadpool was great with kids

>BATS CAN LICK HANDS TOO

As long as no one shoots you in an alley they'll be fine.

Ehhhh

Was Nextwave canon or what?

No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Sort of.

It was never intended to be, but it got so popular that they keep forcing it to fit in with regular continuity.

It originally wasn't canon, but when Monica popped back up she mentioned a crazy adventure that was nextwave

and in one of the recent deadpool issues they go to a decommissioned h.a.t.e. facility

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It wasn't when that page was written, but Ewing made it into not!Beyonders fucking with the team

Although Machine Man always seemed to remember it

Didn't Supes leave him in Phantom Zone or something.

He belonged there.

I'm going with the best wight in centuries, Duane.

Hellboy, the Goon or Nick Fury.

Any child I have is gonna need all the toughening up they can get.

Hi Ian, how're you handling the election aftermath

what the fuck is going on

Who's the fat half-daredevil-half-wolverine guy?
Why is Molly from Runaways there?

>Because Batman turned out so great.

Considering Bruce Wayne didn't turn into a drug-addicted playboy who ran his company into the ground, plus he's juggling two lives and usually manages to hold both together-

-I'd say Alfred did his fucking job pretty well.

I love that comic. I think it's better than the movie itself, honestly.

Samurai wisdom

Almost lost the word there, didn't you?

Afro or Jack.
My kid will probably see several people die in horrible ways, but he'll learn how to fight.

As scary as he is, Frank would probably be a good babysitter.

is this seriously how young justice is the whole time? i'm up to episode 5 and megan is already annoying

It's only going to get worse.

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