Power Man and Iron Fist Storytime (Part 11)

Welcome back Anons! Who the hell saw this coming?

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No one sees the Moleman coming.
Just like no one wants to see the Moleman cumming.

So I'm surprised the last thread is still around. Usually they're archived before I get back from work.

>"Nobody ever wants to see Moleman cumming..."

For obvious reasons I can't post a reaction image, but can you all pretend I posted a picture of Hans Moleman from the Simpsons?

>Who the hell saw this coming?
I certainly didn't but god damn anyone who doesn't love the Mole Man.

Don't worry Anons, my Internet is back to normal, so I can post quickly again.

Yeah, that is a bit weird. It wasn't even a particularly deep thread, all told, given how few issues you ran.

Clearly Danny has been taking lessons from Batroc.

Huh, that's a weird thing in the bottom panel. Almost seems unfinished, you know?

Well as promised, I intend to do last night's share of issues in addition to tonight's.

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>"I ain't gonna cry..."
>Gets Three Stooge'd against his buddy's head

Credit where it's due, you know Luke's wanted to do that for a while.

Be honest with me, Anons. Is it wrong that I wanted to link my thread in that Iron Fist thread?

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So going by this fourth panel, it looks like Luke's tiara somehow stays shiny. Do you think he polishes it properly, or just cleans it with soap?

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It is kinda relevant.

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DW? What are you doing he-
Wait, no, it's just an unrelated long haired blonde white guy.

So it looks like Luke, at the very least, THINKS Lava would kill him.

Have you ever wanted to see Iron Fist fight the Mole Man in a one-on-one fight? I'm sure you all have.

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So since the Moloids are fighting too, I guess we can assume Iron Fist would win.

Welp, guess we're gonna find out if Luke's steel hard skin can handle lava.

It seems like a safe assumption to make.

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>"Luke and Fist meet Goldeneye"

Eh, I was more of a Perfect Dark kind of user.

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>Cinderblock to the head

The fuck is this, Loony Toons?

>"Ouch"

Man, he's jaded.

Nah, then it would be an anvil.

>My eyes are up here!

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I didn't know anvils were real until I was 12, because I thought they were only used for cartoons.

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Jimmy, don't!

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What kind of music does Danny like? Shamisen? Mongolian throat singing?

I knew anvils were real, I just thought they were a kind of anchor because also used anchors as a generic heavy object.

See, I knew Anchors were real because I live near boats.

I hate when they're inconsistent with the eye pieces on Danny's mask. Sometimes they're white, sometimes they're open and just show his eyes. Sometimes they'll just switch between panels like on this page.

Foo Fighters.
Nothing but Foo Fighters all day, everyday.
He's not the best person to bring on a 5+ hour road trip.

It's fairly consistent. They're white, until they zoom in.

I feel like he'd spend most of it meditating. So just don't let him near the radio, and he'd be good.

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He has a slowed down instrumental version of Kung Fu Fighting.

Oh god, you may be right.

Okay Luke, why the hell did you even think that was a good idea?

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Why is a laser sniper rifle better than a regular one?

youtube.com/watch?v=6VRDKl2LBkE

Lasers make everything better, it's just a basic fact of the universe.

And apparently they mess with your central nervous system too.

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What would be the GOOD result of spanking a grown man?

And that guy's dead.

Seriously, I can't think of an upside to this plan.

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After all that trouble, the idiot just jumps off a cliff?!

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And suddenly, Moon Knight!

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Is this an issue where his secret identity is in danger?
Again.....

I don't think so. Or at least no more than his life.

>and then there was the time Luke tried to teach Danny how to speak ebonics.

I don't read much Moon Knight, but I kid you not, I've never read an story where someone hasn't made his secret identity public or it's become at risk.

Oh god, Moon Knight's mask looks horrifying. No wonder he wears a hood.

>Maybe my DRUGS ARE BAD moral is too subtle...I know, he jumps off a cliff because he's too high to remember what gravity is!

I've only read Ellis's run on Moon Knight, so I can't even pretend to know anything about him. I'm in the middle of a big Vertigo readthrough now, in preperation for another storytime in god knows how many months.

Look at the size of this guy's face! It's massive!

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>"Suddenly, TRUCK!"

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... This is some bullshit.

Seriously, this is up there with "I learned some tricks in the Orient" in terms of sheer nonsense.

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>Commodore Planet
I didn't know Captain Planet had a spin-off.

He got a promotion too.

I could accept this from like, the Kingpin.

Kingpin's at least got some name recognition to him. This is just some asshole.

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What the hell is Moon Knight's costume made of that he can't just do a Dead Man's float?

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Well, I suppose Moonie's secret identity is technically a problem NOW.

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he's all muscle. he'd sink like a stone. really muscular people have to actively stay afloat.

And you thought the first issue was subtle about drugs?

Really? Huh, I did not know that. Then again, I've never exactly been swole.

Wait, I thought DW's girlfriend had light hair.

>it's a Luke Cage fights acid episode

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Minor supporting characters are allowed to break up offscreen.

Is this a new girlfriend, or did they forget her hair color?

Remember Black Mamba, Anons?