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anti-anti-semite edition

a hebrew zion sub-edition

>tfw no gf

>be italian
>name ship after the CROATIAN city of zadar
lmao

>be french
>the most prominent french man in history was italian
AHAHE

Hoiii

>be japanese
>one of your most famous historical figures gets retconned as a trap

>be singaporean
>get conscripted

WHAT HAPPEN TO MAN IN PUGLIA WHEN HE DIE


THEY BARI HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reddit joke but it's okay
Next you will say "he pasta away"

WHAT HAPPEN TO MAN IN TUSCANY WHEN HE DECIDE IF HE WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE

HE SAY "LIVORNO"?
AHEHEAHEHAHEH

why does everyone but aussies and kiwis post on here

they're asleep at the moment, they do post here during the day

Excellent Post

dont ask
they are asleep

Untrue
Only pooftas sleep

What's your spiritual animal?

the angora rabbit perhaps

I don't know what animal is sorry

>there is a city in Italy called "Busto Arsizio"

you CANNOT make this up

*what is mine

There are literally worse city names

>Busto Arsizio (Lombard: Büsti Grandi)

BUSTI GRANDI

such as? Germans and Anglos have their fair share of shit names too

Your favourite perhaps
"Femminamorta" in Tuscany
"Dead Female"

3dpd btfo

*streetching*

*lifts*

lmao what a countrylet

I’m here when there’s less ERP

>boring thread

Based Smoth

...

>countrylet
Kek

>"It was a nice evening user, what's next?"

El atrocidad...

hey that's me

>5AM

la*
-dad endings are always female

What are you talking about slag I've never seen you in my life. I like TAN AUSSIE HOTTIES

Brainy post

>fat tastes good

n-no one actually thinks this, right?

>"Are you all alone tonight? We can being alone in two :3"

>"follow me home user, that was a nice evening but i'll show you something even better"

>We can being alone in two

>"eurgh! Oof! Don't mind me user, please hold the door open wider!"

S(he) looks underage. Would probably clap her skull before taking her home to her father for appropriate punishment.

"Try to catch me!"

LMAOOOOO

>Looks like I can't ride this scooter through the door, user! bring it in for me later!

me

*catches you*

slut

Maybe I drunk too much

Rest in rip

old but still me

encontré a esta chica y este hombre¿¿ qué pasó

i probably wont get an answer to this, but this is an ausnz thread.. do you know what weapons the aus military uses?

la marica italiana postea sus propias fotos otra vez

Shan't

F88 Austeyr (service rifle), F89 Minimi (support weapon), Browning Hi-Power (sidearm), MAG-58 (general purpose machine gun), SR-25 designated marksman rifle, SR-98 (sniper rifle), Mk48 Maximi, AW50F
t. knower

Me when I see something I like

me when i see something i like

OKAY
thenks

Me when Singapore gives me a slurpy (You)

Reminds me of physics in high school

no te voy a dar ningunas (You)s

Not me

LA GUÍA para obtener (You)s

te tienes que prótater y IMPLORARME para mi atención

the nation of LEBANON:
Is it a legitimate country?

i kind of want a phoenician nation that contains Beirut and Tyre and Sidon ahah

"Hey look at the camera and make a big smile!"

*smiles*

NEAT

"Now kiss"
*kisses you*

>speak a romance language
>use double negatives to convey a single negative
How does this make sense?

"No voy a darte ningun dinero" is "I'm not going to give you no money" - shouldn't that mean that I'm going to give you some money at least??

NEAT

sorry i only get BLACKED

Yeah it's strange that's why I make this mistake in English too

*gets BLACKED while you watch*

AAAAAA
I'm only a little girl

that was actually my bf dressed in a trash bag!

ERETZ LE ZIYON HASHEM WA HAVEEV ZIYON!

THIS

Watcha lookin' at?

show bobs

user-kun master senpai watashi wa nippon

I'm ready whenever you want

うちも日本人です!!

So am I, that's weird, innit?

今!!早く早く

Daijoubu daiski desu ka
Uritimate finairu contrada

そうか。ちょっと変な

Musarashii chotto matte banzai
*dabbo*

意大利人。。。
一整天都在Sup Forums上贴无聊的帖子,真是只没用的。

Oh my God you HAVE to see this like I was literally suoer happy about this

Ouch

这没用的意大利人还假装是美国少女
她一定在妈妈地下室里好纳闷

可可觉得这意大利国旗一定是个娘娘腔

I'm wasting my chance how unpleasant

>esc no novia rusiana

Smettila subito

tengo DEMASIADOS WAIFUS
que debo haceeeeeeer