Welcome to the salty spitoon, how lewd are ya?

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how lewd are ya?

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not vary, good bye.

I have an entire folder dedicated to pretty women I'd cuddle... and another for those whom I'd marry!

I have a folder of just hand holding

YOURE ALL REJECTED, GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

I'm so tough, I play Overwatch with a controller.

THIS IS ABOUT BEING LEWD, NOT TOUGH!!!!

I only play it with one hand.

That's not even tough! It's just kinda stupid.

Oh sorry, right this way.

I'm so lewd, I once had sex with an ordinary girl!

I'm so lewd I fapped to my waifu with no apologies!

Get out you fucking normie!
Go right ahead.

I read Four Leaf Lover and its sequel.
And happily fapped to them!

How lewd am I?
How LEWD am I?!
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast...
With semen for milk.

I'm so lewd that I'm fapping right now without breaking eye contact!

This lewd

Cone on in friends.

I'm so lewd they my babysitting handbook is labeled Operation 110-Montauk

Alright you pass.

OKAY OKAY YOU CAN COME IN YOU PASS

Jesus Christ

In the missionary position, with the lights off and for the purpose of procreation.
Afterwards we cuddled and held hands.

REEEEEEEEEEE

I fap to this animation

Post 'em

THE SCARLET KING KNOWS ALL

I'm so tough I have my porn folder on my work computers desktop

Tough abd lewd? Come one right along sir.

I'm so lewd I have a folder for women I don't fap to.

I'm so lewd I jerk off a minimum 3 times a day. without any lube

How lewd am I? How lewd am I?!

I watch badly received shows on the off chance of finding new background waifus

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this lewd

How lewd am I? I cyber stalk a girl I like and found her lewd tumblr. She doesn't even know I exist.

They had to blur out everything that comes next.

I'm so lewd I only fap to vanilla pov preferably animated

>salty spitoon
>not slutty spitoon since you ask for lewdness
ONE FUCKING JOB OP

>not realising why a "salty" spittoon would be inherently lewd
I hope you get turned away at the door, just for that.

Uh... what bodily fluid do you think is FILLING that spitoon?

Also, I'm in a lewd Eclipse Phase game as a big-assed Martian loli that mind-rapes people into loving her.

Do most people really fap with lube? I've always ever fapped dry.

my internet died out one day so i decided to draw boobs on stars and fap to them

Honestly I've only ever heard about in media. I only recently learned from this site that the cutfags require lube.

How limited your horizons for masturbation must be. I bet you've never stuck a vibrating plug in your ass and a strapped a handful of bullet vibes to your shaft.

you're one of millions, user. it's okay.

i'm a cutfag. I never use lube.

you don't even have a porn folder or at least one picture in case of emergency?

>always see "Salt Life" stickers
>always looked like "Slut Life" to me
>refuse to read it as anything else
Life is more fun this way.

>I bet you've never stuck a vibrating plug in your ass and a strapped a handful of bullet vibes to your shaft.

How lewd am I? HOW LEWD AM I?

I had sex last night.

...

With my waifu pillow...

i had my dick sucked a few years back