My neck hurts really bad for like 2 weeks on one side, I can barely sleep, what am I supposed to do?

My neck hurts really bad for like 2 weeks on one side, I can barely sleep, what am I supposed to do?

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Start abusing alcohol again you degenerate

it's time to die

Take a long, hot shower.
Use a product called Ben-Gay
Drink a lot of water. It helps with muscle cramps.

It things persist see a doctor.

Ask members of a Chinese cartoon image board that is supposed to be discussing television and movies for medical advice

I don't know where else to go, you guys are the only ones I talk to

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Diclofenac after your strong meal of the day
then go to a doctor

Eat more potassium you fucking dork.

Do everything you normally do with the opposite side of your body

Go see a doctor, friend.
Get well soon.

Get a new pillow

These

Sell drugs until you have enough money to go to the doctor

you have an infected lymph node from a viral infection most likely.

Or you could have Lymphoma. This is why you suck it up and go to the doctor, even if you have no health insurance.

please don't say that my grandmother died from lymphoma

RIP user we hardley knew ye

goodbye cruel world

>Gay

Unless you have an existing auto-immune problem or are abusing HGH you likely do not have Lymphoma.

Seriously though go to the fucking doctor. It's like 75 bucks without even having insurance and they'll give you sizzurp maybe.

Also you'll find out if you need to start making funeral plans.

Have you been in any trauma recently, like a fight or a fall or a car accident? if so that could be the cause.

maybe he was fapping too many times with only one hand all the time

No the problem started after I had a nap with my head in a weird angle while the AC was on really cold

When my neck hurts I tell my girlfriend to massage it a little bit. Usually works.

Try this with headphones. It helped me a lot.
youtube.com/watch?v=aUpUB017UAU

I don't have a girlfriend

Time to get a new head

there are fucking massage parlors, it's not that hard m8.

very based frogposter

Good luck getting that checked out DRUMPFKIN

fix diet
go to doctor
go to emergency without your ID, they can't charge you if they don't know who you are

>pepe
upboat

>tfw chronic back pain

>that suicide pepe
11/10

>pepe
bump

neck pain is a sign of meningitis
try touching your chin to your chest, if that hurts you might have meningitis, so go to the emergency asap

good luck user

>pain from neck to fingers
>go to doc
>just get yanked around for half a year
>finally get to specialist
>literally get yanked around AGAIN
>random pull my finger style """"tests"""""
>still no diagnosis

L M A O

doesn't help

who gives a fuck about that old cunt?

>go to doctor for pain
>orders a blood test
>well user you're low on X vitamin, take this prescription for 3 months then come back

i do

she was the best grandmother ever

Describe the pain for me.

my doctor told me to take a blood test like three months ago but i still haven't done it because i hate going out

Rock out to some Twisted Sister. It'll straighten you right out.

no one else cares about that old bitch, move on faggot

GO SEE A DOCTOR

This is fucking garbage advice kek. Neck pain is a sign of shitty posture in 99% of cases.

This or go to a doctor. Fuck off, OP. This has nothing to do with Sup Forums or kinoscripts.

you're gonna burn in hell

you people need to read your own shit. You're the dumbest and most boring creatures on the internet. I'm yawning because you fucking people live in an eternal yawn.

Just stop trying to communicate with people. You're all not fit to do it.

there is literally NOTHING wrong with listening to good music.

Please see

>5 hours
Proof that Sup Forums liberals are biased

this

Time to start tying off or if you can afford it just by dilaudid

op is infected with neck worms

Die in endless pain probably. Obamacare will cost you three quarters your monthly check and the AHC will be very very affordable but only if you bruise your knee in the month of June on a day where they're fracking in Oklahoma. Enjoy. Greatest country in the world.

>kinoscripts.
fuck yourself

>he only consumes his kino through the visual medium

Pleb as fuck.

Let me give you some actual advice. Get someone to put a scart around the back of your neck while you lay on a bed. let them put the scarf upwards and over your forehead and then they'll pull Traction. As much as they can without it making your head feel like its going to pop off.

That traction pulls apart bones that are stuck together and cause intense pain.

If you don't believe me, look up Neck Traction.

Fucking idiotic pepe memelord.

>Ben-Gay
i laughed harder than i should have desu

Why?

WHY IS THIS STILL UP

why do all of you people qualify your idiot comments with some jap jibberish? You people sound so fucking gimped ALL the time. desu, kino, all of it, you just sound like fucking retarded children that embarrasses their family on a regular basis.

right sempai?

Neck pain is no joke. My neck is so fucked up is dialated one of my eyeballs.

OP's impending death deserves a thread

merciful mods

summer is here

I've had neck problems, though never for so long. What I do:
- Lie still on back with towel behind neck, towel behind small of back, knees bent like about to do a sit up (for support of natural curve of spine)
- When sitting or standing, face forward and concentrate on keeping chin down so your head doesn't stick forward like a bird
- Lots of NSAIDs (e.g. aspirin) with food so they don't upset your stomach
- Hot or cold pack on neck 10 minutes per hour
- Marathon a show for distraction

Hope you will feel better, user

Don't you feel like you sound like a childish dipshit? There's no other way to describe you people. You utter half weeaboo garbage in some in group here that you would be locked up for saying public. Are you not ashamed or embarrassed by your manchild speak?

swagpedo is back

It hurts.

Had the same problem. Lasted 4 months, I was miserable. One day, I woke up and it was gone. I hope you feel better!

when you get tugged on from the base of your neck from a yarn scarf, that shit abates. NSAIDS are blood pressure antagonists, just so you know. Get a family member to put that rig on you and pull until you can't take it.

Hi newfag just a little bit of info for you

There are new wordfilters for some words which now filter into baka, desu, senpai, kek, etc.

Also Sup Forums is +18 so come back when you are older

It is also possible to do this yourself by cupping your hands over your ears and pressing your fingers at the base of your skull to lift it upward. I'm sure that sounds fake here on Sup Forums, but it relieves pressure, like the traction mentioned.

Where do you live? Lymes disease is fucking crazy this year. Neck pain is a symptom.

you really can filter that nonsense?!

Don't do this. Just don't, OP. Just. Don't.

go to doctr

>4 months

My throat hurts to swallow since last October and I'm too much of a pusy to go back to the doctor

I placed traction on my own mom and it fucking fixed her. Like for months. Who the fuck are you? It's not even dangerous, it's a few lbs of negative pressure. You'd get that in space.

stop smoking at the very least.

>filter into

I know you people are kinda dumb and scared and reactive, but look things up and stop freaking out.

I stopped 8 years ago and only drink on the weekend. I think it's something benign I hope

thanks

based pusy poster

It hurts when I pee for the last 10 years

Never told anyone

Enjoy your cancer. Since you've let it stay for the last 10 years you're pretty much fucked.

If it's not cancer, then it's probably something just as bad.

we need a Sup Forums health general

our lifestyles lead to poor conditions

Testicular cancer
You've got 6 months tops
Excellent idea

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>we need a Sup Forums health general
That would be good, but unfortunately it would lead to anons purposefully giving other anons dangerous advice

>got shingles
>I'm only in my early 20s
>scarring and discoloration hasn't faded even though I had it two months ago

>7 hours
This justifies all trump and Sup Forums threads, sange

>sange
What did he mean by this?

>unfortunately it would lead to anons purposefully giving other anons dangerous advice

Who would do such a thing to his fellow anons?

The janitor thats confirmed he wants Sup Forums to be Sup Forums
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