Dahnald, I have been waiting for this very moment for many eons. While you were making your vile 'country' great...

Dahnald, I have been waiting for this very moment for many eons. While you were making your vile 'country' great, I was rounding up thousands of skeleton delegates to vote for me. Skelegates, if you will. Now I will control the GOP nomination for many years to come, Dahnald.

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For decades I have waited, Dahnahld. It's been a while -- but I haven't forgotten. Tell me, Dahnahld, how are the delegates? Do they.. miss me? I miss them.

The time has come. For years you have spited me. Beguiled the delegates. Rubbed it in my face.. but that time is over.


Hand them over, Dahnahld.

Retuurn the delegatees.

It's high noon, Donald. This presidential ticket ain't yuge enough for the both of us. Hand over the delegates and Ivanka and nobody will get low energy.

We need to stop with this for a while, this is slowly getting boring

DO YOU WANT TO KILL THIS MAYMAY ALREADY DAHNOLD?

FUCKING SKELEGATES

this RNC aint big enough for the two of us, dahnald.

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Do you feel it, Dahnald? Can you feel my army getting closer, trembling the very ground that lays beneath both of our feet?

The time of my return has come. My skeleton delegates, straight from the depths of hell - skelegates, if you will - shall aid me in my undertaking.

Rally your army, Dahnald. Trump Tower can not save you from darkness. No gilded hallways or hotel reception desk shall stop us. Your plane can not stop us. The skelegates are supernatural. So am I.


At last, I shall take what is mine.

Was not handing me your delegates part of your plan?

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What film ?

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>went to a doctors appointment today
>see this magazine in the waiting room
>NNOT SO FAST DAHNALD
>start laughing

I fucking love this place.

Holy shit this is getting out of control lmao

My mighty skelegates cannot be stppped, Dahnald.

We will bring 10,000 years of darkness upon this country.

Thank you, Dahnald.

that shit scared me so much as a kid

Fuck the delegates.

Encountering memes irl makes me fucking die laughing
>was working at a grocery store a year ago
>helped a old woman outside to her car and loaded it for her
>we talked while we did this and she tells me about her grandkids and how they would normally help her
>"They're big guys"
>Immediately think of baneposting
>She repeats "Big guys!"
>Start dying

You better have responded with a "for you"

the delegates are not for sex, sir

YOU'LL DO NOTIN

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It's me, Donald.

That's right. I've come for them. My delegates, Donald.

And I'm going to get them from you.

One way, or the other.

But...the prophecy...

you took my delegates Dahnald, it's about to get extremely painful, for you.

Losing the nomination was part of my plan

It's high noon, Dahnald

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"Make my day Dahnald"

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If you don't hand over the delegates, I will erase you.

nobody cares you self-centered dork

I'm still waiting on that sauce.

I thinks from the trailer to the movie dunkirk

>movie dunkirk
oh ok, it makes sense.
I haven't watched the trailer because I don't watch trailers, but I hope they show that the French held their ground while the brits were sitting on the beach.

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THE DELEGATES DAHNALD.

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

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HOLY FUCK KEK

Stalingrad? Volga crossing scene?

Jude Law on the right?

Donoodu-san!

your deregatsu kudasai!

Hola Donaldo. Creo que sabes por qué te invitaron a Cuba. Los delegados Donaldo, entregarlos. AHORA.

Nice delegates Dahnald. Too bad you won't be able to use them after I take them. Take their lives that is.

You are a sniveling coward, Donald!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH DAHNALD

You know why I'm here Danhald.

IN THE NAME OF THE FALSE EMPEROR! HAND OVER THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

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RELEASE THE #CRUZMISSILES

The donuts Marco... Hand them over...

Chotto matte, Donoodu-san!

>he's fast!

Geez, this pizza sure is greasy. I can't grab it will my clean hands. The knife and fork Donald. Hand them over...

You'll never take the Emperor's crown.

I'm gonna go with a soft no on that. Beady eyes? trash can lids? Gotta be dirty Anglos. Guessing by the rough water, I'm thinking operation Dynamo. That's when they and France told you to pick a fight with Germany and you'd all three jump him. Except then Germany steamrolled you and France and England ran yelling "don't stop fighting, we won't either...in spirit". Oh and today they talk about it like it was a victory

Time is up Dahnald. Time to face my Skelegates

SKELEGATES ATTACK!!!!!!!!

Dah Dah