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'ren edition

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The hd

Second

good edition

did you make it yourself or order it from somewhere

The fuck is a "ren"?

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Us scousers run /brit/

it's the fucking wild west around here

I meant "the gf"

They only push race mixing in white countries

fucking hell lads ahahahahahaha i'm still in tears

i was having a poo and while straining i had a really powerful sneeze and it caused the poo to fucking shoot out of my arsehole so fast it impacted the toilet and exploded in the toilet bowl hahahahahahaa

Anyone else going to watch "Hunted" tonight at 21:00?

>Us scousers run /brit/

great post

Getting hacked again

poo bum willy
girl you make me silly

justice for heysel

Everton supporter actually, keep trying though la

In all seriousness, what do pornstars do when they retire?

somebody please stop me before i start trying to 3d model and get angry again

lad in the middle

Don't get why going on your phone between sets in the gym is so frowned upon.

What else are you meant to do in this time? If you look around everyone thinks you're staring at them and they eyeball you.

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that is pretty funny

young jezza was quite the looker if I'm being perfectly honest

south yorkshire police did nothing wrong

my best mate's a scouser desu

i've fallen out of love with the oneitis lads
i now consider her a very god friend

*uses britishism when talking to clueless foreigner*

Why does she do it. Makes me cringe

ommmmm

i love the poster below

look at her having a little tug under the sign

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You sound like you are deficient in testosterone.

OOOOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYN

based paddy

karen is the best anime

bet your oneitis is going to get rattled tomorrow night by someone else

What's wrong with scousers besides the unintelligible gibberish they use as a means of communication?

just finished bojack horseman
what should I watch next

Calm down Satan.

irish blood

Yea and I'm watching ;)

expression of identity

Imagine somebody saying they support city and then you post shit memes about Utd's plane crashing in Munich. That's what youre doing

just been told to suck my mum in dixies chicken

Thinking about helping a yank
Ah yes, I'm having a wank

neck yourself autismo yank

hate southerners

post more of her lad

nice try but not quite

not an argument, local rivalries are put aside when in battle with another region of the country

>this does not fookin slap la

Heroin

Once had the experience of watching the (old) oneitis get pulled at the club and then head home with the guy

Chainsmoked fags for about half an hour in the smoking area then left myself. Felt like having the air kicked out of me.

There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry and you want to die

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based vladimir

Oy fucking vey lads

>Went STI check-up
>Doctor said rash just looked like eczema, gave me cream (+1)
>Swab showed minor inflammation in the urethra - could be nothing, could be Chlamydia, won't know for 2 weeks, gave me pills for it just in case
>Got to now tell the FWB about it

Tell her that I slept with another girl at Xmas or act surprised about it?

Lickdicki

wanking is so boring now
I only do it out of necessity

Your wish is my command

insta / ellaapowerr

clubbing alone is a no go right?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

want to punch this skank in the face

Got to be proactive in the hunt for the poon.

Mr Brightside?

watch the Venture Bros lad, it starts out decent and ends up better than just about anything else

>my oneitis wanted to be my gf
>i took too long to make a move and now she's over me
>she'll probably get a bf in the next month or two
suicidal

will be sniffing gear and going to a shit club night tomorrow because it's my mates birthday

Is it true Remy and Faye Reagan are massive heroin addicts now?

Yeah I wouldn't do it in a million years. I don't even like doing it with a group.

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Everyone is your mate when you are on drugs.

a picaninny called me a dirty little tramp the other day, his entire body was about the size of my leg

Depends on the type of club
>Sweatbox, playing good music on a big Soundsystem, open 'til 6am, everyone on drugs etc.
Fine

>Commercial place selling drinks deals and playing chart music
Never, would sooner gas myself

youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
surely im not the only one who thought the killers were british

COMING OUT OF MY CAGE

nah
Just realised the similarities, but it actually happened. Guy's a knob end as well and she got really upset in the aftermath of it 'cause he wanted nothing to do with her beyond sex

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This toothnigger speaks the truth.

Venture Bros. is great.

honestly
felt sad for about 3 hours whilst the break up was brewing
now its happened I feel still a bit sad but mostly relieved that the stress (of this and the whole relationship itself) is gone

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AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

based killers

is gear heroin or coke?

She's from Cork so I suppose you could try

love a pill den

any flying lotus man in?

>5.9%
far too much tbqh

gonna have to find somewhere like that in newcastle

were you the lad going on holiday? had to leave for a bit, what happened

you the lad from earlier that was biting the bullet?

HE TAKES OFF HER DRESS

anyone have curly hair here? what do you do with it?

FISH AND CHIPS MATE

Heroin

SOMEBODY TOLD ME

yep. I've been to a techno night on my own (was meeting some friends in there but was on my sweeney for a good couple of hours) and had a great time. Just sat in the smoking area waiting to come up talking to a load of random people, was really good.
If you have a good crowd at a night it can be just as fun to go on your own as it is with a group

NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP
AND SHE'S CALLING A CAB