/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Manlet Rage Edition

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Meanwhile:

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1st for jumping man

Lynch and Kanye colab when?

:c

He's just like me

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She's returning as Donnas sister.

David Lynch is a thot.

Reminder that Joan Chen is a cute.

which one of these is /ourguy/?

Bing AKA Riley Lynch. Guitar player during this scene in the bar. Known for showing his genitals on twitter.

Richard is the most /ourguy/ in Twin Peaks.

you are a nigger

Shes the worst part of the series

I like James more

Bob and the doppelganger may be bad, but are we just going to ignore the fact the devil is loose in Twin Peaks?

Why are these threads filled with faggots who create new threads before the bump limit, or exactly on the 310th post?

Why are you people so autistically obsessed with being OP?

>*teleports coin into your mouth*

Me in the back.

You're a stupid racist.

Fucking Balloons

BOB is gay, deal with with
he wanted to be Laura and be a trapy!

It almost happened, but fell through.

>David Lynch says he nearly directed a video for Kanye West's "Blood on the Leaves," but he couldn't "come up with any ideas."

BS

What are they snickering about, /tpg/?

Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Coop;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie
>Killed a dog and chopped off its legs to use as a crude delivery system

Whats wrong with that? We have a lot of posters.

>actor does no roles for 16 years
>Lynch brings him back for this one small part even though you wouldn't be able to recognize him if he was recast

Based Lynch. Jumping Man will be the key to all of this.

>you really going to use a midget as an assassin?
>yeah sure my dumbass fans will think it's deep, brb gotta meditate

wtf i love run the jewels now

Its all true, look into it yourself

>"all those idiots actually bought my dumb book"

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Holy fucking shit that would have been perfect

Blood on the leaves always reminded me of the sycamore tree song in the finale (for some odd reason).

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She didn't really age well either.

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Why is Naomi Watts so fucking skinny?
I want to feed her something.

>Special Guests: Steve Albini and Amy Schumer

Imagine being so wrong

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Why do you say that?

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David Lynch's favorite meme is Doge.

Well I liked her until seeing this.

She did too! She looks great. Remember when Christopher fucked her on the sopranos.

Porn Cuck detected
I bet you've jerked off in the past 48 hrs

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I want to see more of Fischler. I'm always glad when he pops up in something.

Do people really go 48 hours without jerking it? What a world.

the amount of obvious fake empty cups in this series is distracting.

Why don't they ever fill them up?

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

Dougie Jones is based on Doge, its confirmed

this was so fucking kino

>"Ugh, these fucking thinkpads and their red death square. Where did I put that manual?"

That's fucking great, I love Doge Jones

both of them

normies forever btfo hahaha

call for help

>using the r*cist word

>It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back.
Except it doesn't

Hope they kill Cooper so we get over this Twin Peaks for ever

I was browsing around on work today, reading up on Twin Peaks when I came across an article on Buzzfeed (yes I know) which talked about how many people are tuning in.

>buzzfeed.com/kateaurthur/the-twin-peaks-ratings-are-actually-good

>linking to buzzshit

Hear me out; my work blocks a lot of websites.

Anyhow, here is the relevant part, quoted:

>The answer seems to be that Twin Peaks: The Return may actually be the most illustrative example through which we can quantify how television viewing is changing. Because, according to Showtime's metrics, 3.1 million viewers have watched the May 21 premiere, a number that will continue to grow as viewers decide to catch up on or binge the show. Through its first two weeks (Parts 1–4), Twin Peaks has averaged 2.5 million viewers across all platforms.

>Those numbers include viewership across Showtime's channels, delayed viewing, on-demand viewing, and streaming. It's the streaming where things get truly complicated, considering all of the options there are to do that: Showtime's standalone streaming service, launched in July 2015, is available through Apple TV, Hulu, Amazon, Roku, Sling TV, and more.

>Twin Peaks is performing better than Masters of Sex, House of Lies, and Episodes, all of which lasted multiple seasons on Showtime.


~2 million per episode came as quite a surprise, as I thought the only people watching were fans on reddit and shitposters on /tpg/. I think a lot of posters in this topic are overplaying the HAHAHAHA NORMIES BTFO LYNCHED XD shit, since outside of the rare blog by some no-name journo, every review of an episode is usually positive.

This does not confirm shit.

Fake news, no one cares about twin peaks.

Being a star for life takes its toll

If people watched both seasons of the OG show they should be able to handle Lynch's style...

>a star

Mediocre actress at best. If she was a star, she wouldn't be on TP, a has been show.

You'll see...

Maddy!

that's interesting to hear, thanks user. I'm suprised to see the streaming (and I guess delayed viewing) adding so much to the overall (USA) viewership numbers. Not that it much matters for a single season show that is gonna air those 18 episodes no matter what, but it's still nice to hear a fair many people tuning in, especially since I understand Showtime isn't readily available to the mainstream audiences.

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dead general poster on suicide watch

>man squats down
>looks like a total fagg
>girl squats down
>"i would let her shit in my mouth"

Who will be the first actor to die since the new season started airing?

Are you gonna cry when Cooper dies in the Episode 18?

he looks like BOB haha

David Lynch.

david lynch

Lynch

If he returns back to normal it would be sad. If he remains retarded it would practically be euthanasia. I would do it myself at this point.

i'll be sad but it's ok, tp needs to end somewhere

Is it true he has an uncredited cameo or am I being rused by someone on /lit/?

Hey, if it makes Showtime money and views, they'll be willing to take more risks. I also doubt a season 4, but it's good that this isn't some revival that no one cares about, a la Fuller House. On one hand I think it helps that the original is so good, the director, cast, and some of the crew are back, and that the story ended on a cliffhanger. On the other, I think it also helps that this isn't just a "remember when X did Y? Well see it again!"

that was one of the things I thought of when I read the article, yes. However, when has being factually wrong ever stop someone in one of these threads from posting the same images, memes, and theories over and over??

Fell asleep last night and did not get to deliver requested webm.

Here you go user, if you're still out there

I wouldn't be too surprised but I think its leading towards him surviving and raising a family with Naomi.

If there will be season 4, this season will end with a giant cliffhanger and fuck cliffhangers.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

I'm confused on which actions have been those of the Arm's Doppelganger?

What did he do in the original series and season 3?

honestly wtf is going on? this whole season is just wtf

the arm's doppelganger didn't do much in the original series. he just showed up once, said 'doppelganger' and that was that. In the revival he made Coop nonexistant just before he (supposedly) could have had a chance to jump back into the real world. and that's the last we saw of him (iirc).

(jackpot)
Rhonda, the best girl, says HELLLOOOOooooOOO

hello

Does anyone have the plane webm from Twin peaks broadcast?

"Judy" is Major Garland Briggs's Project Blue Book code name. I feel like an idiot for not realizing it sooner.

Based Mr. Rhonda poster.

I want more LAS VEGAS.
Fuck off about Twin Peaks and its desperate housewives tier subplot.

WTF????

>>In Fire Walk With Me, when Jeffries is in the hotel in Buenos Aires, they describe Judy as a woman.

You're just being stupid.

pretty tasteless imo. They should have had living Laura. This is kinda doubly funny as an objectification of the objectification of Laura Palmer.

Let's call it now!

>season ends with BOB possessing Laura's resurrected body

What do you guys think she smells like? Especially down there?