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When can we a white-only free-travel area for all English-speaking countries.

excluding America I hope

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every single working-class lad in England has an Irish grandparent

>never wanted to be a chad
>tfw ywn be stacey

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pay up piggy

i kant be bothered

remembering the first time I got a blowie. the girl put her lips over my bellend and sucked as hard as she could as if she was trying to suck a golf ball through a hose. immediately started screaming my head off because it hurt but she thought they were screams of pleasure for a few seconds before I forced her head away from my cock. ended up with hickey-like injuries on my cocktip.

just a reminder i was right about everything

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No, I don't want to fall in love (this girl is only gonna break your heart)
No, I don't want to fall in love (this girl is only gonna break your heart)
With you
With you (this girl is only gonna break your heart)

toiler cry because he know that in the morning the toil

What are your (unironic) theological beliefs lads? Agnostic deist with a respect for Christian ethics and Hindu theories about afterlife to be desu

You can get imported British food cheaper in Thailand than buying it here. This country is a ripoff.

only ever had one good blowie in my life. was peng though, she used her hand and mouth at the same time and even did some ball sucking and deep throating

last time I sang sober was my communion

the alt-right are the only people who dare to address the world as it really is

why didn't we save them lads? feel like pure shit just want constantinople back

fascism has no accommodation for alterity which is fundamental for modern society

isis are the only people who dare to address the world as it really is

@the lad who was asking about my favourite kind of posting

would have to say robin seplut posting e.g.

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Personally think all duty paid on alcohol in on-license premises should be removed and stacked on top of off-license alcohol sales.

I blame the Venetians, the Greeks, and the English and French save Ricky Lionheart and Louis IX

I am entirely out of contact with her outside of uni, but in uni there's no escaping her and we fall right back into our old ways. Everyone that ever sees us together assumes we're a couple. Some lad called me her boyfriend today and she didn't even correct him fs. The whole thing is so weird. It feels done and incomplete all at the same time and it's driving me nuts.

I already gym but I've taken up running too recently for extra mind-numbing forget-her exercise time.

existentialist, phenomenologist and operationalist.

shant be reading a word of that drivel

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>brexit was 18 months ago
not liking this "time" gimmick

Who cares about random statistics like that?

the church of scientology are the only people who dare to address the world as it really is

fair cop man
would revitalise the pub scene
nothing like hanging out with similarly drunk people

speaking of, anyone done a barman job? That one armylad said he did, but what's it like in civvieland?

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>fascism has no accommodation for alterity which is fundamental for modern society


The absolute state

Helena Christensen

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We are still in the EU.

I TOO AM TIRED NOW
EMBRACING THOUGHTS OF TONIGHTS DREAMLESS SLEEP
MY HEAD IS EMPTY
MY TOES ARE WARM
I AM SAFE FROM HAARRRRMMM

i'm never gonna get a pet because i don't wanna go through it dying

miss them days when a dog would get onto the school yard and cause us to be locked inside and the girls start crying. fucking miss that

there's literally no logical reason for a Brit to ever side with Sup Forums considering how they always demonise us and blame us for ruining Europe. like fuck off. cunts.
lefties do this too and blame us for the Empire as well. they're all just bitter and jealous lads.

whoa edgy

would fully support this ngl

God is real
if He didn't accurately and correctly communicate himself to humankind through the most convincingly historical religion (Catholicism), humanity is an utter wreck and you're better off going for Nietzcheanism or (gay) gnosticism
>thinking 99% of humanity can be wrong utterly wrong about everything
>being a "humanist"
Despise atheists and their post-Christian runtoid "ethics"
give me strong morals no matter how harsh and barbarous

I've been a barman.

don't understand why some people want sooo much out of life
like sometimes i'm just sitting there with my mates having a laugh, or even just sitting in front of my computer listening to some choons and i just think what more could you want?
why do people need fucking yachts?

saucy minx

the oats, brother

what's on the agenda, lads?

can't figure out why i enjoy being nasty on imageboards

Hnnnnnnnnnnnng

Anything for my shieldmaiden

>the most convincingly historical religion (Catholicism)
mind convincing me how it's more historical than say, Hinduism or Shinto?

>Pay £120 a month in advance to get from Edinburgh to Oxford (with a railcard)
>Virgin train is delayed into Wolverhampton so I miss the train with my reserved seat (not that I'd have been able to get to it anyway)
>People literally being refused onto the CrossCountry train because it's so packed - have to stand the whole way without space to even sit on the floor

Can't believe people actually defend the state of our rails.

I've literally flown to Berlin return for £35 before.

desire is constantly unfulfilled by material gain

Wasn't the person that started the whole eternal anglo thing just Ikibey?
I doubt anyone believes those memes actually.

The British Empire was radically centrist and the wingers HATE us for it

Good bit of shitposting

Alri publicans lobby

yachts are fun

I was a pintman
Along the bar I did glide
With whore and pint glass by my side
Many a young maid lost her >virginity to my trade
Many a soldier shed his noseblood on my fist
The bastards sent me home in the closing time
but i'm drinking still

Work in the local when I'm home from uni for holidays

A yacht isn't getting something out of life you mong. Without family and friends life is nothing.

I was a barman at spoons for 2 years, fairly comfy job if your colleagues are friendly and you're not an autist

I hate Britain but you lads are sound so I hang about here for the craic.

t. Occupied Ireland

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nobody but injuns and japs have any reason to belive in it ever, let alone a reason to not have their ancestors predating it not belive in it

reddit

listening to german synth pop lads

its a disgrace mate but people in this country just dont have a backbone

We should all seek to adopt altruistic lifestyles and only think of others

was made to stand at the back of the choir at my communion because I never bothered learning the songs

doing a bit of a dance

I have tostand on my commute home from everyday,because they oversell the route. Every day theres an first class carriage with about 3 people in it.
>privatisation is efficient

I remember seeing that meme get coopted by reddit
fucking tragic
/his/ is reddit by the way

>peng

did i stutter

>comfy job
Working with lazy cunts that don't pull their weight is annoying.

Really activates my almonds

woke up an hour ago

britain stopped it from happening lad

must have had a good voice despite having zero self awareness or social skills because whenever I'd drop my voice from carolling or whatnot the whole thing would fall apart
would be amusing to (re?)discover a talent for singing

>peng

might quit leftypol

pathetic

shinto is just ancestor worship like European paganism

That is the polar opposite of human nature.

Why? We're literally winning /rightnow/.

I'm opposed to abortion but not for religious reasons. Fed up of all pro-lifers being characterised as fundamentalists nutjobs. FED UP.

don't make me buss my leng cuz

What do you think of these watches, lads?

would be more honourable as a whore
would like to see the entire altright run a train on her than run the train to auschwitz

>caring what foreigners think about anything

nothing

like the first two
not keen on the third

I didn't even mind that desu, although looking back I was fairly depressed during that period and work was a good way for me to get out of my head for a bit, so never minded the toil

Might get a cheeky 750 of Smirnoff lads

the reasons that make sense in secular terms make even more sense in a religious framework
same thing with the reasons for abortion that make no sense in a secular framework

>muh women's rights
utter scum

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