Things you won't hear Muslims say

Things you won't hear Muslims say

Praise Jesus

Jesus is like the 3rd most talked about person in the Koran. Muslims consider Jesus the second to last major prophet of God with Muhammad being the last.

I hate Islam, but get your facts straight

Refugees welcome

I support violence

>Have fun on your date with Jamal, pumpkin!

Still never heard a single one say praise Jesus. You're leftist bias is showing

Hey, didn't see Obama at evening prayers.

Stop killing people guys. That is against our faith.

Pediphelia is wrong

Get out of my first world country

We need to stop homophobia...
>Get it, cuz thats what fags say bout islam.................

how about you shut your fucking butthole and stop being an apologist for islam

>canada inadvertently admits his wife is a coal burner

Free Israel

>implying I'm a white male

I do not support the jihad against infidels

Thank you for Correcting The Record™

Jesus saves.

Bush did 9/11

Let me just ask my wife what she thinks.

I want to live in a country that has a majority Muslim population.

>That's some good bacon.

"I think I'll have the ham and swiss on rye."

"You guys wanna come over to our countries and build some churches for your choice of religion and the females wear whatever they want on their head (including nothing), and preach your ways and ideologies, and have absolutely none of us kill the shit out of you for it?"

"Welcome, Christian refugees. We will give you free houses, money, and virgin Arab pussy just for existing. Good day and Asalama lakum.

Pretty sure they already say that or soon will say that in EU

Doesn't Taquiyya ensure that they will say anything as long as they think it helps spread islam?

Hindus are alright.

There isn't a single thing a muslim would never say. They are literally advised to lie to subvert the kafir's society.

"Thank you for granting me asylum but now that the war in my home country is over and it is time for me to go back and help rebuild."

The truth