Confess my Sup Forums children

confess my Sup Forums children.

I'm an assman...

i don't even watch or like movies i just come here to shitpost

I make "do americans really..." posts even though I've never been outside of america.

I have to restrain my desire to rewatch the Name of the Rose because afterwards I'd shitpost about a movie that Sup Forums doesn't talk about

I've been memed into enjoying cuck porn

I havent watched a movie in months because I find committing 2 hours of my time to watch something I might not like too intimidating to go through with it so I just end up watching the same TV shows I have seen 100 times already like Star Trek or Law and Order reruns

I know a mods password

i rarely watch movies anymore because i'm convinced every new movie is going to be garbage. but i'm usually always right.

Post it

I have yet to see the godfather

I actually got scared out of torrenting movies because my ISP sent me a message to knock it off

Nothing
I confess nothing

You wouldn't watch X rated movies with family. Aren't you done hiding? Eh? Eh cuck?

I played on my phone every episode of Fargo season 3.

is it 'password'

Forgive me father, coz I've sinned... I liked new "Mummy" (not Tom Cruise fan)

I tell anons that they're paranoid about posters from Sup Forums shitting up the board, but I only come here to shitpost when I'm not on Sup Forums

I've been memed into being a footfag

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Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 21:15:09 No.81767979 ViewReport
Sure, why not?

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her some time.

are the last two numbers 69?

Me with trap porn.

include me in the screencap. hello r/Sup Forums!

>Maybe I'll call her some time.
Call her and immediately ask her if she's dtf.

Same

I fap exclusively to cuck and IR porn.

I unironically love Batman versus Superman. Watching it is insanely cathartic.

I have a three inch dick and I'm circumcised
I write shipping fanfiction.
When I was younger girls used to hug me and tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly
When I was a kid, my dad used to shave me, trim my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, and smell my penis and armpits after I showered to make sure I smelled nice. He would beat me of I ever said no

You sound like a regular.

I think Michael Bay is an incredible filmmaker tied down by horrible writing.

I unironically enjoy the dabidness of GoT and think they did a great job at adapting the clusterfuck storyline that gurrm himself has yet to figure out.

except the sneks. fuck that

I am currently the eyes and ears of this institution.

I want to have passionate sex with a xenomorph.

some traps look better than girls

I fucking hate Alexandra Daddario

>People are actually so new they don't recognize this is pasta from 2012

This. Haven't been in a theater for six years, haven't bought a movie in ten. I don't have cable, Netflix, or Hulu. I don't have a TV. I don't have any TV shows on my computer, or movies.