Cool and new webcomic

cool and new webcomic thraed
no homestuck alowed!?!?!?!?!?!?1/

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tomblone bets indtrusment

bump for interest. I want to ride the rollercoaster while it's fresh.

album is pretty good man. this is not your run of the mill lazy irony. this is some high effort high concept shit

reminder that dave's red string reminder will become jade's wedding ring while Jade will shrink down planet fucking Jupiter for him

why did you have to remind me that this exists
Heinoustuck should've never happened

I can't believe 25x showdown combo referenced the flintstones theme
so unprofessional

>Showtime (piano a fine) has a refrain from Beethoven just stuck inside it
>and fucking Undertale too

10/10 keks

we all put a lot of absolutely no effort into it

Get your bad taste off this thread.

The designs and writing were nice but I honestly felt nauseous after reading it. It might've been a coincidence but christ almighty

Is it really just "ahahahaha look theyre all scary and stuff" now?

There was a fanventure behind you know

Too bad PM punched that ring off

then why is your blood sweat and tears dripping out of my earbuds

Yeah, I know. But was the entire thing "oh look they scary". What was even the plot? Just seems like silly edgebait to me.

Are you serious no Homestuck? It looks like Homestuck.
I'll just assume it was a joke an mention Homestuck.
Why are all the male dancestors so bad except Kankri. I just said I'd cosplay one but none of them are any tempting. I don't really want to spend a lot of time and money making something I hate

don't be so modest, didn't No Funny Name quit the music team because of the pressure? Or was there drama behind the scenes?

Dave went and found it again

((mituna pulls out his dick

>Why are all the male dancestors so bad except Kankri.
What's so wrong with the spastic loudmouth bipolar shitball?

There was no drama, just a certain amount of rushing around to make sure all the tracks and arts were ready to go.

We all had a lot of fun making stupid shit, and will hopefully continue to do so.

moonshitter is beautiful

>more john/rose than rose/dave on paheal
What a jip

The Homestuck Wiki is a respectable and intelligent website.


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youtube.com/watch?v=3XqnMFAVTLg

>cool and new webcomic
I want reddit to stay

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>what was even the plot
I'm pretty sure you're baiting, but i'll explain anyways: the kids' parents transformed them into hideous creatures when they reached the age of 13. John's goal was to use sburb to escape his dad from transforming him. It's to bad the author stopped writing it.

>marrying at sixteen
It's like they want their lives ruined

good to know that all it took to bring bowman back was a few community streams that spammed his name

Please.

I already knew that but is that literally it? Is that all that happened?

the fuck are you talking about

holy shit he's alive

>he believed it

>implying mituna is shit

YOU
DO
NOT
HAVE
WHAT
IT
TAKES

CONFIRMED HAPPENING

>he doesn't like mituna

I guess Mituna has his good sides too, but actually I didn't find his thing to be that entertaining, he was so hard to read if I remember right.
Also, he's pretty popular character to cosplay, so there's a good chance I'd end up being a double.
I think it'd be better if he'd be done by someone who really loved him, and he seems to have many.
I'd much rather do Kankri, Aranea or Latula.

Dave has accepted that he and Jade are basically destined to be together, might as pop the question while things are fresh

>My parents are freaked out by Trolls
>Completely freaked out that people cosplay as trolls just to hook up at Cons
>Think it's some kind of demonic adult cult ritual thing
Where have all the adults gone? I cannot believe we're raised in a world where people think it's weird for teenagers to dress like greasy gray horned elves to have sex in bathroom stalls.

my mom wouldn't let me watch daria because she thought it would turn me into an antisocial loser
haha joke's on her it happened anyway

>teenagers to dress like greasy gray horned elves to have sex in bathroom stalls
This sentence cemented it: we need a genocide for Homestuck cosplayers.

>People always complain about this being on the wiki
>No one spends 5 seconds to actually fix it

No don't! If you kill them I'll never get a chance to bang a chubby Aradia or QT Jade someday.

it's okay they're already undergoing a mass extinction all on their own

my mum constantly berated me for playing videogames because she thought they were a waste of time jokes on her now i hate myself and keep playing videogames to escape thinking about it

you'd think that but they broke evoluion
instead of never getting laid they're fucking EACH OTHER

if it's gone we can't make fun of it

>teenagers do something stupid for sex
>somehow this is exceptional

I want to fuck fem Sage Mage

>click the "first introduction" link
>it's just "data structures for assholes"

You should go on date at Hunger. They like Hunger.

You want to fuck everrything, how is this different

Also fuck these captchas, they're basically illegible

At least they're definitely keeping the machines out

Sage Mage wrote the book, I guess.

This is fucking stupid

dont forget the ultimate CaNWC voulem 1 meme

Next Arrow

are you the creator of this shit
pls elaborate

Next Arrow

how do YOU think he would propose to jade

Think of a Homestuck character.
Got one?
Good.

Now describe the type of person who generally Cosplays as that character.

Drop any hint of irony and just straight up ask her

I'm not but I'm doing the best to analyze it and its creator's psychological state.

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He wouldn't, because he's with Karkat

TeeTee

that's pretty much what he did though

>you will never plow aradia in the back of your car

whhhyyyyyyy
WHYYYYYYYYY

It was ruined for me because I was looking at Orphaner Dualscar pictures so I was only thinking about him, but it's no typical cosplay character.
I guess just any homestuck fan who's into it and wants to take part in an ancestor group, Not any specific type of person, besides the type of person who's really into Homestuck cosplay.

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He made a whole mixtape, he's not even down on one knee

>Jackfags
Fedora nerdlords who watch too much edgy anime and the occasional David Lynch Film

Either like 13 or 14 or the innocent looking one carrying a stash of illicit goodies
>jade

Awwwwwwww:3
Kawaii!!!!!!!

just for you, user

I think anyone that cosplays as an Ancestor is either
1)Rich, well off, skilled and more organized than most cosplayers to pull it off
Or the opposite
2)Farther along the 'Homosuck' spectrum as far as the fandom's butthole goes and probably pretty awful with all kinds of issues

Does breath have anything to do with freedom?

He wouldn't, he knows that because they are the gods now that generally, marriage carries no point.

Dave
sexual predators at least 6 years older than that Jade they've pegged as their 'mark' for the evening

no

Does John "Nooses for LGBT Cabooses" Egbert approve of freedom?

Male Daves at least
Female Daves are crazy as shit chicks that would bathe in your blood

I.
AM.
FREE.

DAVE: what does marriage mean though
DAVE: marriage was some crap that ruled our dead civilization
DAVE: we left that behind years ago
DAVE: its all a huge pile of shit that doesnt matter anymore

(you can put pretty much anything there and make dave sound like a huge asshole)

>Given a thousand years, every kid and (still living) troll will have fucked and intermingled in a divine pantheon freakshow, just like the Greek Gods

1S TH1S YOU COOL K1D?

I think it has to do with direction or movement?
I think at least I read a big theory about aspects and that was what breath was about?

>tfw have a folder of 130 freedoms and can't post them without getting banned
Fuck this world

>the kids all get wasted one day
>wake up in hangover, wonder what happened
>look into the realm of mortals, they're making new mythos making fun of them

favorite song?

>Gamzee
I-I don't know

Yeah but see jade will always have wanted a wedding

>intelligence
>hope
>law
>obana

You mean the whole different John these threads made up?

People who like attention, with all that honking :3

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it's difficult to choose
they're all so shitty

Gay Bois Gay Bois

What cha gonna do