Wew lad not long now, GET READY FOR THE SHITFEST
Apparently there's no money for the opening ceremony and it's going to be lame as shit. Also what time is the opening ceremony meant to start? Google says 9 and a half hours, is that correct?
Wew lad not long now, GET READY FOR THE SHITFEST
Michael Edwards
Ayden Gutierrez
it starts today?
Kayden Morgan
Opens at 19:15 GMT -3
Jackson Sullivan
every olympics ive ever seen, the opening ceremony is some insane spectacular shit, pretty much a small sample of the current times, with all the nations participating being presented
I may live under a rock, but i've heard JACK SHIT about these olympics
Sebastian Perez
1 word
Kaboom
Carson Green
same. i half expect them to come out in mosquito costumes kicking soccer balls. then someone gets shot
Nolan Lopez
why did they think this was a good idea?
Benjamin Adams
Fucking kek
Daniel Wright
I imagined this and kek'd
youtube.com
From 0:57
Dominic Davis
Olympics is starting today? I never even noticed. American TV has had very few ads for them.
Jacob Sullivan
Have you seen the world cup opening ceremony? It was on par with a fifth grade project. Our economy is way more fucked right now so I'm expecting worse.
Ian Wright
lel they had a photoshoot with the torch bearer where they brought out a jaguar for reasons then ended up shooting it
Hunter Sanders
i wonder why Sup Forums, one of the most redpilled places on the web is believing the jewish media
Lucas Bell
dubs decide how many will die on the inevitable allahu akbaring
Michael Reed
Why has the football tournament already started if there hasn't even been an opening ceremony?
Jordan Adams
Tons of robberies.
Fire alarm in STRAYA dorms, laptops and other stuff stolen when athletes left
Nigerian futbol team trapped in Atlanta, made it to Rio 7 hours before first match
BR futbol team booed as they tied in first game
Zika running wild
Russia only sending 100 or so athletes, rest are banned
Russian diplomat killed robber with his own gun
Gabriel Roberts
wow filename cannot be unseen.........
Ryder Phillips
Also, a Lithuanian athlete had her money and perfume stolen from her room by a janitor.
Carson Fisher
Because the tournament takes a while to complete
Daniel Moore
Did no one else want to host the olympics out of everywhere why Brazil.
Landon Jones
Is that a cock cage?
Mason Long
Zero, our pools will claim them first.
John Sullivan
The Big winner of these Olympics will be the
Z-Virus
Ayden Turner
Youtube music?
Zachary Ross
Dont forget that Olympic structures are already collapsing before theres even weight on them
Connor Smith
HA
Did no one get the message that the BRICS are crumbing
Landon Hill
youtube.com
Imagine training for the Olympics your entire life, you are the best of the best and are selected as one of the top athletes in the country, and this is what you're forced to compete in.
Idk why it copied the wrong link
Jonathan Watson
>Apparently there's no money for the opening ceremony
Wouldn't be that expensive to perform the history of pickpockets.
Brody Bailey
>Sewage drain where the athletes are going in the water
>99% chance of infection
Good fucking lord
I would not blame any athlete for telling that to fuck off
Charles Campbell
7:1
Camden Smith
2:0
Christian Richardson
china was good at their olympics though..
it was actually impressive what they built.
Jordan Walker
0:0 against south africa
""""elite"""" futbol
Julian Brooks
At least the water in the Olympic village looks clean. It just happens to be in the stairwell for some reason.
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Jaxson Adams
amazing maintenance, wow brazil get your shit together
Dylan Foster
No country will ever top China's opening ceremony.
Elijah Watson
Yeah it will be great this year
Especially the (((EBS))) announcement in the US
Jaxson James
Well Japan are up next, by 2020 they could have a working Gundam suit for it
Cameron Hall
>No country will ever top China's opening ceremony
Caleb Lee
Well I guess the Brazilians hate the event, right? And what do the people in Brazil think about the 2014 Football Word Cup? Did it help to improve anything in your country?
Hudson Evans
Japan is going to launch artificial meteors at the opening ceremony.
Charles Williams
I hope this is real.
Zachary Martin
who /hopingforhappening/ here?
Easton Clark
Good. I hope a giant sinkhole swallows the fucking lot and we stop having it this absurd farce.
Sport keeps the masses docile while find ways to promote nigs ('their nigs run better than ours, we better have more immigration so we can compete, I love nigs so much'). Most people who cheer it on can hardly lift their obese bodies from their seats.
Is sport being promoted by jews?
Owen Mitchell
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Jaxon Garcia
what a lovely water feature
Isaiah Campbell
It is. They're going to cause a man made meteor shower for the opening ceremony. It's fucking glorious.
It's going to be EXTREMELY HARD to top that.
Why are japs so based.
Jackson Green
Real talk nigs, what's the over/under on a terror attack?
Caleb Perry
Also the cheap bastards haven't even bothered to register the upper part of the logo as a trade mark, just stuck TM on instead, wankers.
James Moore
It would be a great time for a coup.
:)
Jose Edwards
>Sport keeps the masses docile
said another fag who's more docile than a retarded hamster binging on internet porn and violence
Tyler Price
pay back debts
Logan Anderson
Has there even been a mudslime attack in Rio? Seems like the off duty cops and Da Silvas kill eachother so often they wouldn't bother.