Im Muslim. Ask me anything

Im Muslim. Ask me anything.

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2016/08/04/opinion/trump-reflects-white-male-fragility.html?mabReward=A6
thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/violence.aspx
youtube.com/watch?v=Jwiz-yhLpT0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Armenia won.

Why should we care?

Whats the deal with the tentacle buildings?

I've heard that your country is the least religious Muslim country in the world. Is this true?

What are you going to say to Jesus Christ when you're judged?

Are you not ashamed ?

Why are you Muslim?

>current year
>Muslim

>Current year
>Slav

Our children are taller than you manlets.

Did you seriously just use the "current year" paragram?

Go back to Tumblr pls.

I don't think so, Indian
All Indian men are 160 cm tall and have 10 cm cocks

NO ONE FUCKING CARES

>10 cm cocks

How do you know? Did you suck off one of them?

desu senpai those buildings are cool as fuck

but no one want to fuck paki woman let alone touch it.

If you were a white german woman, how would you defend yourself against a wild pack of muslims, poised to attack?

Why is there a moon in everything that's in the middle east?

How do you know Chinks have tiny cocks?
So everyone says Indians have even smaller cocks than Chinks

You also have one of the highest rates of inbreeding due to marrying first and second cousins, to the point where even in the U.K. the paki population is known for having lots of health problems. A slav being short does not seem too bad.

Ur r a buhtwhole

Do you have a cute Azeri girl I could marry?

Kill yourself?

You are the one who brought up dicks. I was talking about your height.

Your autism is showing.

Blah blah... yeah people like to fuck. When you live in a closed society with no interaction with females, most people take the easy route. Who cares, whites have inbreeding as well and so did every monarch that ever existed.

Say something original for once.

Why Dearborn?

Are you mentally ill due to your upbringing or did you adopt the retardedness you call religion later on by yourself?

How do you differentiate moderate and radical muslim?

To a lesser extent. and 9 or 10 rich families doing it does not make up for millions of people doing it for years, to the point where they do it in other countries. But something new....very well. You have some of the highest searches for bdsm porn in the world, and animal porn, to where porn with snakes is a hugely searched term in pakistan. You're not even human at this rate.

I'm sure I'm taller than 99% of Indian """men""

I'm also Muslim, why do you bother with these colossal fucktards? Why waste your time trying to educate these fucking inbreds? You do realise you are talking to hillbilly America here, right.
There are more intelligent boards on this site where you can discuss with people, just not this one. I say this because I care about you as a Muslim, not about these turd lickers.

nytimes.com/2016/08/04/opinion/trump-reflects-white-male-fragility.html?mabReward=A6

1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID 1 post by this ID

What is your opinion of white Muslims?

I am a white ex-catholic that wants to be Muslim

>muslim AMA thread
>most are discussions about dicks

also this article sums up Sup Forums perfectly

nytimes.com/2016/08/04/opinion/trump-reflects-white-male-fragility.html?mabReward=A6

Muslim calling someone inbred. Kek. You fuck your cousins while mommy and daddy say good boy.

When are you going back?

Why are you mentally ill? By upbringing?

going back would imply I wasn't born here

They look like fish

>Hillbilly America
>At 4am.
90% of America is asleep right now senpai. Its Aussie prime time.

My roommate is going to be a muslim when school starts.
What do I do?

Why are you people so angry and violent? Oh wait

thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/violence.aspx

>believing in Jewish fairytales
such cucks

It does indeed. So what does Islam reflect on? The inability to think for yourself?

why are you still muslim brother?

Well you certainly don't belong here. How's fucking your cousin going?

>JewYork Times
...wow.... that really made me .....think

You don't belong there you pedo-paki, The British know about rotherham, you can't pretend anymore.

Whats the first european country you think will become part of the caliphate? France?

Did you seriously just link to thereligionofpeace website? How fucking retarded are you user? That site has been known for explicit lies and bs. If you're gonna bring down Islam, do it right, not with pathetic propaganda. You reek of newfaggyness.

I have a couple of hot cousins who I would totally fuck if they were up for it. Haven't ever fucked a cousin though, and haven't had action since early 2013 so it's kinda bad.

Hahahahaha. You cocksuckers project so much its hilarious.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jwiz-yhLpT0

>Libs go "huhuhuh de-evolution?"

Nope, Cerrebellar hypoplasia. You are literally too inbred for bipedal movement.

>known for explicit lies and bs
>it just quotes the Quran
Lets see some proof you stupid cuck.

>Haven't ever fucked a cousin

>Ama
>OP Fucks off after first post

Almost like it's a shill slide thread.

Sage your posts folks.

>newfaggyness
You're trying too hard, Reddit.

there is no board more deserving of shit like this though

If you seriously don't see the blatant bs from this site's bullshit you're blind. Not a reddit user either.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>Azerbaijan

You're not even a real Muslim. Leave Armenia alone.

>still no citation
Try to go one post without saying "seriously" lmao

Why are muslims such crybabies?

>Collasal fucktards
>Turd lickers
>fucking inbreds
>Muslim

Pick all four

...

hey pls dont insult religun of pece.
u onyl maek more terrorist okay? :)

PS terrorist hav nothnig 2 do wit islam

>Blah blah... yeah people like to fuck. When you live in a closed society with no interaction with females, most people take the easy route. Who cares,

mfw 90% of the children born with disabilities in Oslo are of Pakistani decent

How many goats you fucked today?

>Mohammedan
>Calling someone inbred
Top fucking Kek

>7 inbreds triggered by my inbred comment and counting

keep those laughing reaction pics flowing, like your tears

>he worships a pedophile
>he thinks if you draw him you will go to hell or something
>he thinks if you disagree you must be the stupid one

0. but i fucked your mother which is way worse than goat in my opinion

no. we are

>1 post by this ID
Ahmed BTFO

>gets btfo
>J-joke's on you I'm actually enjoying your negative reactions haha

why ?

be a good white man by making him lose all his friends.

Because, they know we're right. They know their cucks sucking Muhammed's cock 1400 years after he died and they can't escape their eath cult from Sandnigger Arabia without dying. Also, hey know it's bullshit, but hey try their best to defend it, which usually results in saying "Wah, but that's biased against Islam" or "That's BS". They also realize their culture litteraly hasn't produced anything of value, ever. All their nonreligious ideas and inventions came from Greece, India or China (and in the case of coffee, Ethiopia) and their just cucks to superior cultures. All in all, their just the Sandnigger variety of SJWs, execept more autistic, violent and incestuous.

None of your fellow pakis responded to you achmed

What if we push the narrative that most Muslims don't want to be Muslims or speak against Islam because they don't want to get killed? It's pretty much true anyways.

Do you stick lit firecrackers up your ass?

Why wouldn't I be enjoying them though? You've basically confirmed my earlier statement, otherwise it wouldn't have hurt you so much that you actually responded in numbers.

Fucking inbred retards don't even understand this much about public discourse lol.

If you're going to leave any religion, don't become Muslim. Being Muslim is like Catholicism plus autistic Sandnigger tactics. Might as well be Orthodox or Buddhist. At least you can think for yourself instead of having an autistic pedophile tell you what to think in has shitty Bible fanfic

>blatant lies and bs
>quran quotes
pick both

this

>you responded
>i am le master troll artist

>He thinks Sup Forums is dominated by inbred Americans

>He asks why his "fellow Muslim" is on Sup Forums

>He's on Sup Forums himself

Wew lad

Exactly though. If I had said 'hurr fuck white people, fuck the kuffar' or something equally low-grade, no one would have wasted a captcha.
It's precisely because my comment hit the intended target that people are replying.

Because they're correcting you. You made an inaccurate claim.

>on Sup Forums
>he thinks this board isn't 99% factually inaccurate claims
No really, I'm pretty sure it was because they felt I was describing them very accurately and painfully.

>1 post by this id

Great.

Anyway, I said the shahada in front of a congregation, but it was in a dream.

Did I convert?

Also I cannot possibly practice in public. Is there some live streaming for services in Burgerland? Other religions have them and if there isn't there should be.

Why you have to visit Black cube to kiss vagina of old goddess Al-lat once in a lifetime?

The Caliphate is a dank meme. We Muslims don't want to live in a Sharia "utopia", we enjoy a free society with individualism as much as the next kaffir.

>[taqqyuia intensifies]
or if your Sunni
>[kitman intensifies]

You people only talk about redpills, I swallowed the whole fucking bottle. No self-respecting Muslim who practices faith to the letter would ever visit Sup Forums.

Go figure.

I have two questions.

How many Jews have you killed?
What color are your socks today?

The problem is that no muslim has any indication of self respect. If you respect yourself, you are aware of the fact that you need to do good in life to achieve wonderful things for yourself and those around you.

All you fucks think about is ruining everything because you are too genetically inferior and your brains are hardwired to destruction, to understand the glory of western thinking

Also you actively choose to live in a region of the world were you cant get nutrition from nature, exactly like the fucking africans, which is why you are continually locked into your own little hell with no fucking escape.