I've never been so excited for a horror movie before

I've never been so excited for a horror movie before.

Why?

Are you 14?

even if it sucks, its gunna be epic

You should probably lower your expectations. It's going to suck.

ok shill

I'm excited too

I hope it'll be good. I liked the book when I read it ~12-13 years ago and, while not faithful, the TV version was OK (though mainly for Tim Curry's Pennywise).

they didn't make any of the characters black or gay

Oh, he is 14.

I didn't know Lauren Mayberry was in it

yes they did, to both

Hoping the trailers were just typical shit movie trailers editing and that this pennywise still retains some of the comedy

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>cosmic monster who feeds on children's fear
>quipping

Do you think there will be the gang bang scene?

>epic
Nice try user, but I won't fall for bait so easily

Somebody get the peppermint twist quote

Or how about the gay blowjob with a hint of voyeurism scene?

How about the corcoran brothers deaths?
Those were brutal

I like the one just before it
>“I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that’s all I wanted to do, I wanted to FUCK you, I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY, I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth, YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY, I wanted to put you in the cage ... and get the oven hot ... and feel your CUNT ... your plump CUNT ... and when it was plump enough to eat ... to eat ... EAT...”

King has such a way with words

The coke must be fucking up his head at that time

Fuck off, shill. It looks quite mediocre and they turned the clown into a "le generic egdy boogeyman", instead of a lovecraftian deity whom used his cunning into killing children.

>lovecraftian deity
oh get fucked

eldrich or lovecraftian, either way you probably got the point

>cosmic being that existed before the universe even began
>crashed on earth thousands of years ago
>exists between dimensions
>true form cannot be comprehended by humans
Sounds pretty lovecraftian

Do old remakes feeling new but willing to?

It looks like it'll be reasonably faithful to the book, just dunno how they are going to include certain scenes without it being royally panned.

Why would it being panned? It's in the source material they have every right to make it in the movie

Just because they have the right doesnt mean the audience will like it retard

What did you mean by this?

Yeah sure, but the gay brojob scene, some of the dialogue towards Bev and one of the last scenes in the sewers, it's not gonna be easy to adapt that to a film without people walking out.

Spotted the nigger faggot

spotted the 14 year old

Honestly it looks really bad. That Anime-Pennywise has got to go.

how's freshman year going?

OH WAH AH AH AH

>crashed on earth thousands of years ago
Found the creationist :^)

The low key character design of the TV adaptation is what made is scary. Going balls out with some victorian era design isn't more scary, it's less scary.

It also makes less sense in the context of the story, since It takes the shape of things familiar to the kids.

If kids are imagining an evil clown why the hell does he look like that? Everyone knows it's not what any kid would draw when asked to make a picture of a clown. Whether you know why it's wrong or not it'll be in the back of your mind.

It's going to be fucking shit that's so far removed from what made the book and parts of the TV mini series so good.

>a fucking clown

>implying there was anything noteworthy about the tv series other than Curry

Yes. There's been release photos of everyone in their undies

>low key

Carlos.exe

Spotted the subhuman

HE'S STILL GOING!

Spotted the dickrapist.

>I've never been so excited for a horror movie before.
Then you will be disappointed like never before.

>unseen creature filled with cosmic evil
>spat out by turtle of creation
>existed around the creation of the world
>madness envelopes those who experience the true form

Literally ripped off from lovecraft