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*stealth's behind you* edition

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I am a proud imperial. Or redguard

wiz

I really really like this image

We're watching you... scum.

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but why?
me on the right

But Megu is not a trap

me below

AAAAAAH WHO WAS BULLYING ME IN THE LAST THREAD?

IVE HAD TO DO THIS ALL BY MYSELF AND MY BODY IS SORE AND TIRED! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE HAVING TO SCREW 64 INDIVIDUAL NAILS INTO WOOD WHILE HOLDING UP THE BACK PANEL WITH YOUR KNEE?

AAAAAAH I’m having a shower desu :3

Have a nice shower desu.

i want to have your knee at another place

Well deserved shower desu.

we lad
thats a itsy bitzy bit too lewd

Found another retard.

me in the video

rude
not everyone has access to high quality ikea products

why is this swede so rude?

i-i think it's the one that's been here before that hates anime.

T-there were two here yesterday desu.

Friday night

*checks calendar*
*ah yes, it is Friday night*

um no sweetie
thats me

I thought you went to bed

home alone fantasising about being raped

>plebster

Are you guy drunk on this fine evening?

>Fantasizing about rape.
Found another retard.

Good post
I’m not into ERP lad.

guys*

Not you but me lad

>not wanting to be raped
ahah

>drinking alcohol
ahah

>ahah
Sure drinking is bad but so are a lot of things people keep doing.
Have you ever drunk?

>*ah yes, it is Friday night*
>Using the * sign on both sides when it doesn't indicate a specific action.
Found another retard.

Nope, most I've done is eaten some brandy chocolates.

>Drinking alcohol and willingly destroying your own brain cells.
Found a lot of retards.

Have you never wanted to give it a try?

the absolute madman

This
I started to drink at 18 and 6 months
So he's not late whatsoever

Yes

What did get drunk off mate?

Back from my shower. I had to fill in all these holes in the wall with putty and clean all the dust and gross stuff around them so I got pretty d-dirty desu.
Thank you desu! I did!
Um, desu st-stop it I-I’m not wearing underwear cause it’s too hot aaah.
Sorry for not using IKEA desu
IT WAS MONDAY YESTERDAY WHAT’S GOING ON?
I drunk apple juice and water.

>I drunk apple juice and water.
Never change my friend. Have you finally put the whole thing together?

Few cheeky beer

Does this thread sissify people? Because I think that this guy wasn't like this before

I agree with the Swede

WEEBFAGS NEED TO DIEEEEEEEE
ESPECIALLY YOU YOU LITTLE DESU FAGGOT, HOPE YOU GET AIDS FOR ALL ETERNITY

Nope
Have no interest in wasting money on such nonsense

You sure?
Pic related

I’m not done yet desu. I have to put on the last back panel, the doors, and the inside things such as the rack.

S-so close desu.

That guy is been here from most time than us all, so shut up if you know shit

*dies*

What brand if I may ask?
wew, good luck

I’ll bash your leb knees in mate. Meet me at Woolies near Penrith station.

want someone to forcefully cum down my throat

You write like a retard. Just read what you have said here.

Tooheys New. Only cheapish main brand I can drink after a few cases

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don't bully Italy or I might suck your cock so hard that you cum

First time I hear of this brand desu
How many have you had?

Does anyone else ever get that thing where if they’re lying down and then move suddenly or try to get up a sharp pain in the chest area comes up for a few seconds?

J-just me? Oh ok.

I only get that blank feeling in my head because of low blood pressure.
I don´t think I´ve ever had a sharp pain like that before.

Can't say I do.

>Sharp pain
Like when the ribs pierce the lungs?
If so then yes

Apparently it's Kiss A Ginger day.

Shidou is better as a trap desu.

What an awful day it is

>he lives in the Rift
sorry mate, not gonna make your suffering worse by decking ya

You can't feel pain if you are dead

Does that make me a necrophile?

Had this happen at night for years now desu. I-it hurts a lot but then goes away after 3 seconds. Feels bad desu.
I actually live on the North Shore. You’re from Orange or some shit aren’t ya?

9 in, Pretty sure they don't export it- every state has its main brand and it's new south wales even though i live in Queensland; xxxx gold is sickly mid strength shit

W-why?

Because I want to kiss you desu~

>9 in
I'd be drunk as fuck by now.
>every state has its main brand
Interesting, I didn't know that

Are you sure?

>Penrith
kek

teid upp

>living in sydney
hello ch*Nkoid

2111 actually
i bet ya lying to me mate, you probably live the shithole known as the Rift

I’m tired and can’t move very much. C-can I have a kiss too?

Hoo u knoo m cheneez?

Yes~

Pretty drunk desu
Beers in cans are 375ml not full euro size
Yeah all the states had they're breweries before you could move shit around easily
I enjoy French posters

Yes :P

O-of course!
*kisses you*

There are many Chinese around me. I caught one the other day holding her kid by the waist so that he could piss by a tree right on the street.
>2111

Holy shit you’re not actually that far away from me.

Forgot pic

大家请在我身上撒尿!~

They’re some of the nicest people on this board desu.
*blushes*

>Google Translate completely inverts the meaning
don't trust them on this one

We don't usually drink beer in cans, onpy by thw bottle but we have that too
It's just that it didn't taste the same

come to the bayview mate
i'll glass ya

Lads, holy shit. I just went into the bathroom & seen my face in the mirror. i-i actually look like a normie in the face now. No pale white face from no sunlight.

我从铁罐喝尿~

>Beers in cans are 375ml not full euro size
Damn
>Yeah all the states had they're breweries before you could move shit around easily
This is really interesting to me. I like learning these kind of things
>I enjoy French posters
Can't say I've heard that a lot. We are mostly seen as arrogant so people tend to dislike us

hey chad
*socks you in the cheek*

*enjoys your posts*

I wonder what taste would have, probably it depends on what you eat/drink

Come to Kingsford, I’ll kung fu you fren

Here's it's insanely expensive you have to buy per $45-50 case of 24 bottles or 30 cans so that's why
Fuck though even in Rome they had fucking 2.30 ish in Australian dollar 650 ml bottles
And they're talking about raising the tax even more fuck me

*练我的功夫*

Yes french are arrogants but not you for sure