/brit/

wots a gombuder edition

first for worklessness

iphones are shite and I don't care about fashion

It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?

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nth for disenfranchised urban youth

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I never got into sports as a child
Is it possible to get into it as an adult

*listens to the beatles*

Heh, guess u brits are alri

no you'll die

i drink cider as well

>applying for a job
>says I have to do presentations

Never gonna get one that isn't retail

sue

What percentage of you would neck yourselves if you could find an instant solution without pain and you didn't have any family to hurt?

I said HOWE MANY DIPS lads
Come on now

depends on the sport.

people start boxing late and become alright at it

What's wrong with presentations

Would You Date An Asian Woman In Richmond?

not I
permanent solution temporary problem and so on

>i drink cider as well

I would

still not worth it
any sort of experience is preferable to eternal oblivion imo

>Richmond
mentioned

lads

this girl i'm currently talking to on FB got 350 likes on her last insta photo

lolllll

Ask me this when I hit 40
It's a while away but it's at that age I'm going to seriously evaluate my life

Oh no I have no intention to play anything just to follow a sport and feel like a part of the community that follows and observes sports and games

Even if it turned out that there was an afterlife which was fucking amazing I still wouldn't do it because life is short and you may as well make the most of it while you can.

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> >i drink cider as well

Neet? Wanna hang out?

*listens to tame impala*
heh! same to you good sir!

What's your answer to The Woman Question?

>eternal oblivion
hello fedora mong

is that thailad?

death

lads

had a dream the other night that I'd left my bike in richmond and had to get a train there before someone stole it but also I had no money for train fare so I had to avoid the ticket collector and also the train was really wide and went across two sets of tracks.

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king gizzard are alri

dont get it
unless you believe in a so-called 'afterlife'

oh right lol

idk what sort of community you're after but football is easy to get into

went there once
was alright

ate a pork pie from a butcher
was alright

it's impossible for me to speak in front of people without my voice shaking like a fag

hi thailad

no. never.

hi

*jams out to The Less I Know The Better*

Cor blimey

>fag
fuck off yank

guess what thailad
i'm no longer a neet and i'm studying to become an electrical engineer

proud of you lad, keep it up.

looks like I'll have to get one of the ol kitters put down soon enough

are you the mathyank

wheres youre flag

Finished toil

Only had two cats die in my time but both times I was fucking devastated

nice

thank fuck it's saturday, was really not in the mood for work today

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thanks thailad
yes that's me

extra flag
never disrespect me again.

my old cat just disappeared one day, probably died under someone's hedge or something
can you believe that shit
dying out in the cold instead of in the house where she could have been buried in a shoebox, a dignified death

get rid of social media and universities to fix western society

just came across (lol) porn filmed on those cameras where you can pan your phone around for different views
what a time to be a live

grats mate
finishing my EE degree in precisely 18 days myself

>get rid of social media
good idea
>and universities
rorke

cats go away to die

Of all the generals to frequent, you frequent the most autistic one of all. Do you people do anything else than talk in this sarcastic douchebag fashion trying to emulate hanging out with actual "mates" to fill the void in your empty anglo lives? Just cause you never capitalize and use the word "lad" all the time doesn't make you colloquial or funny. Fucking anglos.

>get rid of universities to fix society

t. book burner

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k

they're shite

Just took a whiff of my clunge after sticking a finger in there, wow, just WOW

I frequent the only one I can understand

it was predestined

corrr giz us a sniff

you can beer flavoured with all sorts of shit in hipster breweries

or ask for draft with a squeeze a lemon next time you're at a bar

>Extra Flags for Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry!
Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!

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a lot of cats like to do that actually
they tend to know when their time is up so they'll just find a bush and curl up under it and die

fucked it up didn't you

/brit/ is objectively the best general on Sup Forums

don't like any of you

>>you can beer flavoured with all sorts of shit in hipster breweries
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>or ask for draft with a squeeze a lemon next time you're at a bar

Utterly fucked one of my favourite pastas
Cretin

smells like sardines

don't blame you, I'm a mess

I have a feral cat and it is a mass murderer of birds and mice, more than any other cat i've seen

you're the insecure one

love good alcohol
hate shit alcohol

it is i cant see it

Love the others
Hate you

love beer and wine

feel like the only adult and youre all manchildren

Contemplating drinking myself to sleep for a laugh

Think I'll go for a walk down the seafront

HMM WONDER WHY THAT MAY BE

So youre still here huh

The bloke in the picture doesn't look very insecure either
I can't see yours either

tfw no gf

Camarade what’s up