/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Insert That Pasta About Windom Again Edition

pastebin.com/pZgXp6xm

Meanwhile:

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=vsevMDc7-fo&t
picosong.com/MTTA/
youtube.com/watch?v=gvwySUQMzHs
welcometotwinpeaks.com/news/david-lynch-how-to-watch-twin-peaks-recommendations/
youtu.be/wKiIroiCvZ0
youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

First for HELLOOO-oo-OOOO!

fuck autist coop

>sound doesn't matter
>Lynch made himself the sole sound designer of the new season

youtube.com/watch?v=vsevMDc7-fo&t
You mean this?

What are dank memes?

Reminder that Laura was a piece of shit who let her own personal problems permeate into the lives of everybody else. Every good deed she did was for some ulterior motive. She did meals on wheels, read to Johnny Horne and tutored Josie just for drug money. She tried to corrupt others because she was jealous of their happiness because her own life sucked, partially by her own doing. She was a fraud and an excuse maker. She was an ugly person inside and out. She had not a single redeeming quality.

She had it fucking coming.

Cutie!

Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

:c

>Not just slowed down

I'm satiating myself with that for now but the version in the show has definitely had more done to it. It sounds so much more menacing.

Cutier!

just download this
picosong.com/MTTA/

Hahaha
DOUGIED
O
U
G
I
E
D

Normie detected

See

No, it's literally the version from the show jesus christ at least listen to it dumbfuck

This is a rape and murder victim. Say something nice to her!

tremayne is the only character I hope for. pls give me tremayne lynch

Me too

Hey so it is.

Weird, the mix is so different in this video

youtube.com/watch?v=gvwySUQMzHs

love your meme pic

>Remember Richard & Linda
>Richard
>a.k.a. Dick
DICK TREMAYNE IS KEY TO ALL THIS CONFIRMED

How did Cooper's doppelganger "manufacture" a homunculus, Dougie? Was he formed from garmonbozia as an adult man or hatched as a baby and grew up normally? This is like bad Twin Peaks fan fiction. I'm sure Mark Frost was 100% responsible for this concept.

Unless Dougie IS Cooper. Maybe Cooper didn't really physically ooze out of the power socket, and what we saw was a visual metaphor for Cooper's soul returning to his body. But that doesn't really make sense either because there are undeniably two Coopers of flesh walking round, and only one came out of the lodge, so one way or the other, there must have been a physical duplication of some sort.

That kind of sucks. Original Twin Peaks kept things suitably inexplicable, you never knew whether the shit going on in the Lodge was a metaphor for spiritual activity or literally real. Now its all pretty prosaic.

Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Coop;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie
>Killed a dog and cut off its legs to use as a crude delivery system

fuck you pleb

You know what this might just be a volume issue

where are you missoula fag

Rhonda best girl

What's the consensus /tpg/? /ourguy/?

WE GOT AN user HERE
THAT'S GOT A LITTLE DICK

>I'm sure Mark Frost was 100% responsible for this concept.
lmao look at this pleb. Dougie comes across as a proper Lynch idea - the golden boy of the show turning into a retard and the ultimate plebfilter is great.
post the real version, you fag

Want the headline? Oh wait, I just gave you the headline.

...

the yellow pearl looks like concentrated garmonbozia. it's probably some form of lifeforce material, like clay was for the Greek Gods.

Frost and Lynch talk about concepts over dinner so I'd assume ALL the ideas are thought up and hammered out by both parties before they're even committed to the page.

...

im tired of those useless, plotless annoying scenes, david lynch is a hack

L Y N C H E D

>FBI can't realize that it's photoshopped
bravo lynch..

>no shadow in the pool

You are legitimately retarded.

Everything you need to understand the show is in the show.

welcometotwinpeaks.com/news/david-lynch-how-to-watch-twin-peaks-recommendations/

>He isn't using the only Lynch-approved method of watching Twin Peaks

>when you see Twin Peaks on a television, or a computer, or even worse, a telephone, you are not hearing the full soundtrack.
>I recommend getting whatever screen* you’re looking at as close to your eyes as you can get, and use headphones. Turn the lights down. And then you have a chance of getting into a new world

Laptop watchers BTFO
Phone watchers kill yourselves:
youtu.be/wKiIroiCvZ0

Only headphone users can say they have watched the closest thing to true Twin Peaks that's home entertainment can offer.

CUTE.

He's too old to be a legitimately born human unless the doppleganger somehow managed to place him earlier in the timeline. I don't know why you think it's a bad idea. It's suitably supernatural for the show I think.

>But that doesn't really make sense either because there are undeniably two Coopers of flesh walking round, and only one came out of the lodge, so one way or the other, there must have been a physical duplication of some sort.
Two came out of the Lodge. Cooper went into the Lodge, I imagine that dopplegangers only exist for people who have gone into the Lodge, so when Cooper went in his doppleganger came into existence. Cooper got trapped and his doppleganger went out and later on created Dougie in some magic fashion I imagine. If Dougie was retarded before than that makes it even easier to believe that he's basically a soul-less vessel.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

which is your favourite cooper? who is the most powerful?

-SPecial FBI Agent Dale Cooper: loves coffee and pie, can get shot and still mantain an happy mood, extravagant and fun, weakness: his doppel ganger. Trademark phrase: "Damn good coffee!"

-Crime Coop: Badass, cool, no remorse. Powers: Rich, extended vomit steam
Trademark phrases: "YREV!" "Blessed bad tea!"

-Douglas Jones: Fat, loves black prostitutes. Powers: Disappearing from existance
Trademark phrases: "That is weird!(/head explodes)

-DougieDale: Seemingly slow but with sixth sense and fbi special moves. Perfect detective skills. Trade mark phrase: t-trade m-mark phrase (stares vacantly)

Which is your favourite one? Which is the more powerful? I think DougieDale is the strongest so far, sure Evil Coop can vomit a lot but I think DougieDale has the extra edge with his sixth sense\visions

But my headphones don't even work with the TV.
I'm sorry master Lynch I have failed you.

wanna feel old? this is the Nirvana baby now.

Honestly one of the top 3 scenes so far this season. Never ceases to put a smile on my face.

I am glad you can admit your failure openly, but please purchase a new television set or new headphones which will allow you to view my film as I intended.

lynch is a based god

How did a retarded, soulless homunculus catch a wonderful wife like Naomi Watts?

desu, watching on a decent set of speakers is just as good, if not better. Headphone drivers can't don't really capture the weight of bass notes.

>Guess you won't have any problems collecting the insurance

Guy that said nothing in the entire scene breaking out in that goofy laugh is underrated.

10/10 shitpost

That's the German girl's father

>people discussing the origins of dougie

Seriously? I thought it was obvious that he was just someone that slightly resembled cooper. Not even a perfect likeness, just close enough to reshape.

There wasn't supposed to be two coops in the real world, ever, which is why someone else had to give their spot to the real cooper.

And I guess the gold ball dougie turned into prevents him from getting a doppleganger of his own from the lodge. But will he turn back into dougie and rejoin his family once coops doppleganger is gone? Maybe.

I guess my only question is the guys trying to kill 'dougie', if they work for evil coop instead of the casino, how did evil coop know dougie would be the one to swap with coop instead of.... any other guy that resembles coop.

Oh, I just remembered another question. Does anyone else think the 'Bob' we met in S1 and S2 was actually Bob's evil doppleganger? Maybe the original Bob was just a chill guy that ended up in the lodge and got split like coop. And if everyone gets split... the maybe the new major briggs is his evil doppleganger.

who is the midget guy again?

I hope Coop didn't actually rape Audrey. I'd feel terrible if he did.

Dogue get ipad

How many layers of irony is this on, I don't even

>>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down

that was all done by ike the spike- he is seen leaving the apartment block with the payment money from mr c
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)

nope, that was the explosion

>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name

nope, I assume it was implied that jeffries killed him
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized

absolutely no proof of this at all

>Killed a dog and cut off its legs to use as a crude delivery system

I think he just happened upoin an already severed dog leg and then made up that story to scare the warden... no proof he killed the warden at all, in fact he is seen alive at the end of the last episode, and he is never shown killing dogs.

Dopplecoop knew that Cooper would switch with Dougie because he created him explicitly for that purpose. He even says before he kills Daria that he has to go into the Black Lodge later but that he has a plan for that.

The only thing I think is still fuzzy is the relationship between Dopplecoop and Jeffries since Daria and Ray apparently got orders to kill Dopplecoop from Jeffries but Dopplecoop thinks Jeffries is on his side.

She looks good, despite being German.

Master kinographer David Lynch disagrees, I'll take his word

T-Bones from The Naked Trucker featuring T-Bones is what's underrated in that scene

>Want the head? Actually I just gave you head.
what did she mean by this?

Reminder to the subconscious to advertise and love Sheryl Lee

Either trolling or got hit in the head? Like really hard?

I think you are getting it wrong- the peope who wanted to kill douglas were the ones he owed money to. Jane-e meets them in one of the last episodes to give them the money

are Germans supposed to be ugly?

mean.... by this

Maybe your shitty headphones can´t lmao

NO

really... hard

An assassin hired by the Mulholland Drive guy.

I don't see how evil coop saying he has a plan means he gave birth to dougie.
I appreciate your well thought out reply.
Thats what I thought but its extremely dumb to kill someone that owes you money. It would make more sense if they were working for evil coop to try and kill the real cooper.

But no, evil coop is completely unaware of dougie jones and making zero effort to kill or contain him. Great "plan"

he is that guy that appeared after they discover briggs body- the actor was different and not a midget but still bald, and was leaving with the payment money from mr c

post pissfu

I don't think any headphones can make a room vibrate

Pie!

Only if you kiss me :3

nope, that guy was just going to see chip

evil cooper wouldn't risk having the gamblers Dougie owed money to kill dougie too early, or he would have had to go back... and it makes no sense that the assassins and the people dougie owed money to are the same people, too much of a coincidence

Not until you unlock the secrets of Transcendental Meditation

TEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEHH

piss... fu

AT NIGHT I'M DRIVING IN YOUR CAR

worst character of the show so far?

Is the high school lawn part of the red room?

>people on reddit and here unironically think the noise in ben's office was LE AUDREY IN THE SECRET PASSAGES XD

Why do these people refuse to believe the world, and the characters in it, has moved on? Audrey is now 50 years old. She's not going to be the same character of "mischievous high schooler". These characters have lived lives unseen by us for 25 years. They aren't frozen in time.

just to remember that your show does not have Mondasian Cybermen

>I don't see how evil coop saying he has a plan means he gave birth to dougie.
Dougie is the plan. What do you think the plan is? That Dougie is his own person that just happens to look like Cooper and Dopplecoop just thought "you know, he looks an awful lot like us, maybe Cooper will switch places with him instead" and left it at that? If Dougie was part of Dopplecoop's plan then it makes sense that he would have been created. Especially with him bursting into treats in the Black Lodge, Mike saying Dougie was manufactured, and telling Cooper that he was tricked.

or a leathery looking MC that stutters like a retar.... oh wait

*kisses u*
now post pissfu goddammit

I am thinking more about this and I think I believe it.

...

just to remember that your show does not have quality

can0t you just google her

what's with this gay ass exchange

...