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sophie

liking dogs is the canine version of being a nonce.
pet wolf or bust.

blue bolt during the day, frosty jacks at night

killing the brain one sip at a time

eating soup lads

sort yourself out you pathetic swine

>Donald Trump has cancelled a planned visit to the UK in February, where he had been expected to open a new $1bn (£738m) US embassy in London.

>The US president tweeted he was not a "big fan" of the new embassy - which is moving from Mayfair to south London.

>He blamed Barack Obama's administration for a "bad deal" despite the fact the move was agreed under George W Bush.

lol

lads since i started using coke i randomly get a (series of) sharp pain(s) in my chest. is this bad?

*sssssip*
ahh

Flew Emirates recently after my motorbike crash and they upgraded me to business class free of charge since I was bandaged. Mini bar in the seat, with a full bar and bartender in the back of the cabin. But the biggest difference is how friendly and shockingly qt the flight attendants are

nah, chest pain is always good

literally can't tell if that is a bizarre excuse hiding a real reason for cancelling the trip or if that actually is the true reason

can't tell with Trump since he's such a mindboggling mong either could be true

I do enjoy their little hats

>"Wow what a well-behaved Arab family"

What other sentences have never been uttered in real life?

no sound fine

u lads ever look at ur penis and think "what a strange thing that is"? just experienced this and wanted to see if any of the lads knew what i meant haha

if it's bothering you, do more coke until it stops.

"Have you met the new guy, Hans? He's hilarious!"

>wow what a hilarious German

I don't have any trouble at all believing that he would cancel something like that for no other reason than not liking the decor

>"Funny joke Hans!"

>Nigel Farage, former Ukip leader and a friend of the US president, said the news was “disappointing” but that Mr Trump was “the real estate guy” and would know whether the new building was good value.

spineless brown noser

its obviously a lie
he doesnt want to be embarassed by the huge protests that londoners will stage when he comes here

wait til you see a vagina

not a commie but i get really sad when i remember the USSR doesn't exist anymore.
the world is so boring without two ideological superpowers playing against one another.

see what I mean

Hat

i remember a few months ago somebody posted a webm of a vag really close up and i just found it really festy proper grotty but i still wanted to put my penis inside it

drumpf has got a point about the embassy though
they moved from a prime spot in Mayfair to bloody vauxhall

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burh....look at this dood....

Rip

*screams in your ear*

the old embassy was tiny, ugly ad insecure

the new one is huge, ugly, built like a fortress and directly next to the MI6 headquarters

its an objective improvement

irrelevant little semicolon on the arse of the world.

I've often thought about
The men where I came from
And times ago
Their sons, these days, are found
In US and Britannia care
And as I think about
In my mother's eyes I look and see the story there
It's a knowledge of beauty in these days rare
Go west, go west young man
West of hollow words and all that lies there
Go west, I'II sing an air
For all the previous
Wild black curly hair
For what use is anything
If I don't have the wisdom and warmth
Of my past generations
If I need strength
To take bad on
I just look back to
Where I came from
I look back where I came from
I've had respect, money and love
I've denied my beautiful heritage
Gone away from my roots and come back home again
I gave away my individuality
And listened to the "now" generation
When really I'm not one of those
But love has brought me closer to the truth and right now
I couldn't be any closer
To love your father is a fulfilling thing
My national pride is a personal pride

howling

one medium pizza for 3 characters in big bang theory
i mean wtf penny whats your problem

what good is an embassy in a bloody car

he's got a point tbf

really fucking regret reading this post with a mouth full of sausage roll.

its an upgrade from a pack of fags

*gets aroused*

spot on, Boris

rorke

>The US is the biggest single investor in the UK
radical idea: the biggest source of investment in the UK should be inward investment.

*screams at your willy*

Probably enough for them. They dont need to eat much theyre nerds. They will live longer eating less anyway

been to the what is probably now the former embassy since i went in 2014
they had scanners like at the airport outside the building
i think they had two sets and you had to through both

>SNP are useless

can't take anything boris says seriously tbqh

STATE

Based

>Fash
>Watter
>Peys
>Battles

...

cant take anything you say serioysly if your name is boris 2bh haha

imagine being a random worker in the American embassy in London and your boss just says one day that your entire workplace is so shit he won't even step foot in it lmao

*tries to hide it's hard by tucking it up into pants by the waist bit*

Irish class tonight lads. Cannot wait for the day i meet an irish lass so i can impress her by saying fish in her native tongue

...

got caught copying homework in school once
lied and said we'd worked together on it to learn better but not copied one another. got away with a warning.

State Visits to UK:
30 October 2007: King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia
25 October 2010: The Emir of Qatar
20 October 2015: President Xi Jinping of China
Labours face when these blatant human rights violaters and scum bags come to the UK, but Trump gets banned for saying things.

embarrassing

what's he like

and she won't have a clue what you're on about

>Make Australia Great Again, Gold Coaster
I knew the Australians had weird place names but this takes the cake, this is worse than naming a city Wollongong.

WALES MENTIONED

False. Every irish person speaks irish. Source: /brit/

girl did this to me in like Y5 and she actually burst/damaged my eardrum and that ear has been a bit funny ever since, i.e. if any water ever goes in it'll make an annoying rumbly noise for hours instead of just draining out like my other ear

wonder if I could sue her for compensation

>20 October 2015: President Xi Jinping of China
wasn't this one highly criticised because the government was loudly crowing about human rights violations somewhere else, but said nothing to the chinamen in case they refuse to buy up swathes of our country?
>Trump gets banned for saying things.
but he wasn't banned, he elected not to come of his own volition.

>"I love Trump so much!"
>"So I'll accuse him of lying!"
???

no, they learn it in school then never use it again

>being more vocal makes people pay attention
yeah

I want a white ethno state for my birthday

just finished an episode of rick and morty and can feel my intelligence increasing

sharp pains are rarely cardiac related.

heart attacks are vague and crushing. Like someone is using a rolling pin to squeeze out your soul.

t. had a hard attack at 19

he's supposedly banned from Greenwich

wonder if theyll let me into the ethnostate

can't believe that I actually used to think Nigel was a cut above Trump in the political integrity area lmao, what a spacker I am

a dumbass friend did the same to me and I've been slightly deafer in my right ear since.

Sorry, should have specifiied, Trump persuaded not to come to the UK because entire political establishment are to busy pandering to SJWs to welcome our single largest invester.

Sorry whites only

>t. had a hard attack at 19
take it easy on the soda Brian

got banned from greenwich for trying to turn the clock backwards

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Donner Trump is not welcome in my house

wow, she even screamed in my right ear too
we're brothers, you and I

so i'm fine then?

...

Beautiful

Irish are white dummy

I have pains like that sometimes haha will probably die alone of a heart attack by my 40 :P

>why yes, i do want yanks to own more of Britain

Was absolutely fuming with the cunt that day lmao

Non irish whites only sorry sweety x

no. drugs made me have my heart attack.

>being more vocal

It isn't Trumps fault that the BBC would rather do a headline on his latest Tweet rather than report the death toll in Yemen, or that CNN would rather give airtime to the way he drank water out of a bottle than how China have just executed 10 people in a sports stadium.

brits, pls explain

how do you go from this

didn't actually know anyone at all still spoke scottish gaelic, thought it were just Welsh and some Irish gaelic still knocking about

*exhales sharply*
*gets that weird pain in my chest*