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brother.... edition

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sue

now that's a properly built runt

The cheetos career is over

>TFW no brown HP Lovecraft gf

screen's gone orange...

today we have enjoyed 2m28s more daylight than yesterday

any child rapist in

Group work and I don't know anyone in my class
shitting myself with anxiety

the amount of girls into me rn is MENTAL.

literally lmao so hard

i love life

lads do drugs

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THOSE ARE OUR PIGS

ignore him

wonder if that lad made it out of the bogs ok

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why do you have so many pigs

the gf(on the right)

just fixed earth

Do you need work experience to do monkey work like data entry?

Don't make me post it danelad

These girls

>written by two white men
>no cuckoldry or lefty propaganda
>interesting and original stories
>no decline in quality of plotlines from first series
>doesn't pander to normies

Is this the god-tier TV show?

do people still post these type of threads on Sup Forums all the fucking time

literally haven't even looked at Sup Forums for years now, I only come here

Because you want them.

>le epic Celtic Union

Naught but 1 hour of toil remains

lol ini i have like over 15k posts on Sup Forums

literally posted outside of brit like 10 times

Tom zanetti - you want me

who here /volcel/

Shearsmith and pemburtons stuff is great but normies are latching onto it also the Zanzibar hotel had massive amounts of cuckoldry

>Be me
>Hiding behind in dark cellar behind a tesco crate from la monstrou de Europa superior
"I CAN SMELL YOU MUTT" says the dark creature, smearing his turban with shit
>The smell of freshly defecated tea fills the room
>Feel his glowing red eyes pass over my position, hold dead still
"Notwhitenotwhitenotwhite"
>Remember how the French warned me not to cross the sharty seas
>I thought I could educate the British
>Civilize them, make them human
>The moment I arrived the jet black creatura and his brown horde chased me to this licencing cellar
>Now I know why travel to this hell is restricted by the EU
"I see you Hernandez"
>Bolt up and attempt to flee
>The goblin turns around and releases a deafening shart
>Boiling hot tea shart sprinkles on me, stunning me
>The brit grabs me with his claws and open his mouth to unhuman proportions
"TIME TO BECOME WHITE AMERIMUTT"
>My screams are forced out of me along with a white aura
"ALLAHU ACKBAR"
>I realise the orc is absorbing my whiteness and cry
>As the last of my European genetics leave me, pressure builds up in my gut
>I can't hold the pain, I release the last healthy meal I would ever have in England
>My skin has been turned brown as my shart
>My light hair and eyes turned a coarse and rough black
>I am one of them
>My instincts tell me to walk over to the mosque and pray
>Try to kill myself
>No weapons allowed in the UK
>Live in eternal pain

i lie, it's only over 12k

>holstein
>german
>skåne
>swedish

Nor a pixel

wrong leaf

dont care and would prefer you not (you) me again

fantastic taste mate

fucking oats

the hour draws near

Lad

got banned from the local library for singing the arbiter song
they were NOT impressed that i'd made a chessboard on the floor by laying down black and white hardcovers. philistines.

>tiny brain: schleswig-holstein is german
>normal brain: schleswig-holstein is danish
>light-refracting galactic-sized godbrain: schleswig-holstein is english

What do you think a good offer on this would be lads? Thinking 650 since it takes some paperwork to get it on the road but it might be too cheeky

ebay.co.uk/itm/TRABANT-601S-/183012368307?

he did nothing wrong

based. post more stories please, lad.

Gonna kms

>light-refracting galactic-sized godbrain: schleswig-holstein is english
Are you daft, mate?

>Sue
>Anime
>Icelanders
FUCK OFF

puttering at this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heligoland
feel like pure shit just want her back

imagine having this saved on your computer

carp is a vile fish

That's a lie

>enlightened person : schleswig-holstein is an independent electorate of the >h>r>e

Think I've pissed her off lads

cant imagine it

Rugen is rightful danish clay

need context

190cm is a decent poster don't fool yourselves

what bothers me are people that only dance on MD

i love chatting shit in the smoking area on it lmao

i just don't see the point in dancing on it lmao

cheers for the support duude

out of interest, are you the same guy who was like, wanna hear a joke?

desuarchive.org/int/statistics/post-count/

samefag

Oh no

It's pretty cute, but it's an absolute shitcan.

yeh

>he voted remain

>190cm
>Good poster
The only thing he is good at is chatting bolocks

>are you the same guy who was like, wanna hear a joke?
No. I always get asked this for some reason.

don't acknowledge him you mong

>replying to it

I haven't seen her in ages and she's going out for a friends birthday party (but for some reason not wanting to stay at mine, probs because of her mum not letting her). So I offer to let her stay at mine and she's been so self focused it's kind of ruining the ship so I've decided I'm going to be a nasty cunt for a laugh desu

he's a b&m bargains alan

>this is the level of talent you need to have a hit song in 2018

youtube.com/watch?v=JPylYQhvvzA

Like most of northern Germany.

He is the same poster plus it's a lie that you have like 10 posts outside /brit/
You have more than that on Sup Forums alone surely

trip back on lisicki

stop replying to it you fucking newcunts

any Kingston uni man in

>replying to someone replying to 190cm with >replying to it
Sort yourself out this is a dead gimmick
Just treat him like any other poster and it's not a problem is it you spaz

got a kingston usb stick

Doing a miserable poo

how about I treat him like any other poster who makes shit fucking posts all day everyday?

i mean i only have like 10 posts outside of brit on Sup Forums

not on Sup Forums as a whole

got a kingston SSD

wish alan was here
*sigh*

Why, lad? Each poster adds something special to /brit/. I like you all.

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Ah yes

Sorry I read your post wrong
Sorry mate

Don't recognise half of these

had an energy drink and I'm still tired

Why's it a yank getting so triggered about 190cm? Lmao he has more right to be in this thread than you

kids out

the 90's were a time of decadence

try having a sleep drink

>y-you hate me only because im a tripfag. it's not because I consistently make terrible posts. just treat me like a normal person!!! well, im not a normal person anyway cause I want attention lol

Underage

Got a nasty chipped tooth
Hate the dentist

Currently developing a dependence on cocodamol

You can change this to American and no one could tell

Hi saffers. About a week or two ago you told me to suck your cock
Now you say you like all of us ?
Sorry but I don't understand ??? Do u like me or not ????

piss off

might link my ting from barking