Rio Olympics Opening Ceremony

This is the big day. The day where we find out definitively if Sup Forums was right or wrong. The whole world is watching.

Will there be an attack? What will happen?

It's your time to shine so be as detailed as you like.

All I care for is that there is a Sup Forums livethread/stream

Moloch isn't coming back until the 14th, bro.

Brazil is being
ENRICHED
ENRICHED
ENRICHED

Why would you sit in that?
>technical difficulties occur like in 2010
>ITS HAPPENING OH MY GOD ISIS IS TAKING OVER THE CONTROL ROOM AND IS GOING TO BROADCAST NASHEEDS TO THE WORLD
>nothing happens and the ceremony resumes after 20 seconds

I'd much rather enjoy it from my living room and only go on Sup Forums if something does happen.

Sup Forums is good at naming the jew, not so good at happening predictions
I think there's a 25% chance of happening.
Praise KEK

The Olympics are the top prestige piece of western civilization and people tolerating each other. If ISIS doesn't do anything then I'm going to be so disappointed in them.

pretty much, here's hoping though

I hope it's not as retarded as the opening of the world cup was.

Trump makes an unscheduled appearance and lights the touch.

I will not watch it anyway because of the cringe.

The opening ceremony will not be live.

How would terrorists get bombs, weapons etc to Brazil? Europe is easy you can just drive them there but I think you're asking a bit much of Isis to have worldwide connections and plan something so big and in a land across the sea. If they were capable they would have attacked America already

The favelados have rocket launchers, .50 guns and all kinds of bombs.

>get bombs, weapons etc to Brazil
From Uncle Sam, famalam. We supply South America with weapons.

So Isis are going to walk into a favela and ask the kind criminals living there in Arabic for weapons capable of terrorist attacks? Yea I'm sure that will go down well

$$$$$
they're criminals, they love money

Or maybe just buy guns from the criminal providers.

Nothing big, but stuff like this shit you can't possibly make up.

There are only about 30,000 Muslims in Brazil and the vast majority of those are far from Rio.

Odds of an attack is like 1/200.

MY FAVORITE GAME EVERY!!!!
That pic!!!

We need a Mod Sticky for the opening ceremony

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It's not going to be immediate. Zika's a time bomb. You're going to want to take a hard look back at this starting in a decade or so from now.

People thought something would happen at the euros and nothing did until the aftermath when no one expect it.

>Domestic terrorists kill ISIS members
YES

Did someone saved that pic of the kid from City of God holding a revolver towards the camera and the logo of the Rio Olympics on it?

If yes, please post it.

i dont think its likely since isis is mainly targeting Europe
why would they attack a third world country

Europe and middle-east*

>tourist gets killed in a favela
this should be the free space